#6th-sams

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What’s going on yall

Its game time

Who trynna be my confessional buddy?

Hit my line

Oh wait nobody can see this

Holy shit I’m a chud

soon the trusted specs will start coming in

Okok

Whoever sends me the nicest haiku about me will be my buddy

As long as they’re kind and want to see me dominate Everest survivor season 1

Nicole has always
Been the greatest choice. So you
Must see what's in front.

This is a great submission

HOWEVER

I have been truly swooned and flatter by another

Caleb will be my buddy

Okay let’s talk a little bit of game

I’m not a fan of this tribe

😃

Oh hi Nicole

This is awkward…

Nicole can deal with
Rejection disappointment
Like a flowing stream

Sams is super sad
Nicole gave a great submish
But I have been swooned

Anywho

Yeah I’m not crazy about this tribe

Nobody I know

Which is prob for the best

But still

Fio could have at least thrown me one pre existing relationship 🙄

But I’m a pretty socially adaptable guy

Just gotta work some charm

Andrew: I think that he is definitely a very good org player and can connect to a ton of people, but we literally have nothing in commmon. Like he’s pretty active which is great, but I’m trying pretty hard to make a connection and nothing is really sticking. I think we can definitely work together based on the amount that we’ve talked so far, but it’s gonna take some work to make a stronger relationship

Clint: To be completely honest, when I first saw this dude I thought it was something roleplaying, but he’s genuinely just a cool guy that loves Clint Eastwood. It could def be an alt, but I’m believing him … for now. Clint is definitely the most genuine and seemingly new to orgs imo. Clint is a very southern dude from Texas that loves all that Texas stuff. Which is great, but his approach to orgs is definitely new to me. Last night I drunkenly asked if he wanted to play the game with me and he said he was gonna wait until tomorrow to give me an answer to see if I’m trustworthy 😭 . I highly doubt Clint will really connect with Andrew or coco or soul so it’s that much important for me to get him on my side. I think I def can, but I just gotta give it time

Coco: coco scares me. Even more so than Andrew, we just have nothing in common. It also looks like coco isn’t super active either which doesn’t seem amazing. Lack of activeness + lack of things in common = lack of working together. And I want to be the guy everyone wants to work with. Hopefully coco is just inactive for everyone else and we just vote coco off first. I’m not taking any chances tho so I’m gonna pull teeth until I can make some solid connections

Jack: I am very excited to talk to Jack more we just haven’t been able to be on at the same times. Dude seems like a chiller and a ball knower so I’m stoked to chop it up. Just gotta give this one some more time

Soul: I actually see a lot of potential with soul. He seems super cool and seemingly likes Pokemon and movies so there will be a ton to talk about. They are in hs so there might be a big gap, but hopefully I can play the big brother role and work with him

Okay so maybe the tribe isn’t all that bad

Just gotta keep putting work in

Hey fio, can you tell my tribe to be more active

I’m in the mood to social game

@Sams {S1} this is all i can do

Lmaoooooo

Thanks twin

can u talk caleb

sams is so awesome
Sams will win the twin peaks ORG
Sams is a real one

oh hello yay

Let’s freaking go

What’s up beast

To be the best buddy
I shall only talk in haikus
To wish Sam's the best!

Thank you my good friend
I appreciate your text
Snoopy is the best

Clint just called me Sammy

I take back all the nice things I said about him

Until he apologizes

This is a bad crime
You're name is clearly not Sammy
It is CLEARLY Sams!

Okay well Clint still calls me Sammy, but we’re back on good terms

He’s thought it over and agreed to an alliance “to the very end”

Either this guy is alting and trolling or it’s his first org and he’s a very genuine guy

I’m really hoping it’s the second one

Idk about yall

But coco SCREAMS first boot to me

Coco could be having spectacular conversations elsewhere, but it’s dry as shit for us

https://tenor.com/view/desert-tumble-weed-ghost-town-gif-11132442

What’s up squad

Happy Sunday to everybody

Okay so I ended up having some good talks with Jack

Not as much substance in terms of securing a solid connection but that’s fine

Like I talked to him about how I felt good about him and Clint and he was like semi positive

Nothing alarming, but I would’ve liked a bit more out of him

Anyways

He mentioned something very intriguing

He thinks that the twist is a tribe swap

It apparently makes sense with the show

So whoever volunteers will switch with the other volunteer

And if Clint leaves then that would really suck

He’s like my number one ally right now

As of rn it prob goes:
1. Clint
2. Jack
3. Andrew
4. Soul
5. Coco

With soul having a lot of potential they just gotta get more active

So if Clint left then I’d be a sad fella

So let’s just win the challenge ong

1. For me it’s definitely Clint. He’s a breath of fresh air for orgs and we have had some great genuine conversations. I really hope that he doesn’t get swapped onto a different tribe
2. Being fake is so fun I love it. I be bullshitting people while social gaming to get better conversations. In the end it’s important to be genuine tho so people will trust you with game info
3. We’ve been pretty evenly spread I’d say. Even Andrew has contributed while not having his computer and soul came in clutch with the write up

Don’t yall just love it when you ask if anyone wants to hop on vc and nobody joins

🧍

I hate that feeling
It is excruciating
But you will survive!

NOOOOOO CALEB IS OUT OF AUX WARS

NOTHING MATTERS RN

I lost a good friend today

i am sorry sams
my aux wars journey is over
I will root for you!

It’s okay Caleb
I will do my best to a-
Venge your death good sir

I have spectacular news guys

Clint wants a majority alliance

And I am all for it

The best thing that could happen to someone in the early game is to just be brought into a majority alliance

You don’t get in trouble for making it and you get all the benefits

It would be me, Clint, Jack, and Andrew

I would lowk prefer soul instead of Andrew but I’ll live

Would love to have soul as a number just for me

Clint is such an old school player

I would really like to go far with him

Very genuine and lovable guy

Which could be scary down the line

As awful as it sounds, maybe he could be a useful shield for me

1. Never seen it lol
2. Def can’t do too much too soon and I think there’s definitely a happy medium between doing too much and too little. I think you should always prioritize making strong relationships and sitting back to watch dynamics form, then start crafting your strategy and way to the end. My puzzle is starting to come into play, but we gots a long ways to go
3. Don’t even know what it does so time will tell. If it’s just an exile then I think I’m confident enough in my social game to take a little break from the game and come back and be fine
4. Coco. But I really can’t do much. I don’t think coco has anything against me, they’re just not very active

Dang bruh the girl that made the voice memos died

She seemed really funny

Soul think fuggles is a girl

Which is really funny to me

Because who in their right mind would think a girl would choose their name to be “fuggles” 💀

HE WASNT??

That is quite funny
We all know it is true that
Fuggles is a dude

But the question is
Sams, are you winning good sir?
We all need to know

dude i thought you were gonna ask if sams was a girl

Def ain’t winning this challenge

Shit was hell for me man

But it’s all over now

But we do have a majority alliance

So I should be fine regardless

HOW DID YOU KNOW

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

Okay so soul just refers to everyone as a girl

Whatever man 😂

Coco just put it on his life that he has numbers against Clint

Be so fr

It’s wraps for you buddy

I refer to everyone as non binary unless I 100% know their gender because I’m scared of misgendering anyone

Yeah that’s valid

It’s never worth assuming

Especially on discord lol

I put trump on coco’s parchment just to troll

Coco was shitting on my guy Clint just because Clint is too nice to lie to coco

And coco called Clint a huge maga supporter and allat

So hopefully coco enjoys going home to Donald trump

Damn why we gotta be swapping

AK - failed

Fuggles - failed

Bree - loved

Bethany - served

Gem - loved

Soul - observed

So 2-2–1-2

Bethany kinda fucked atm

Okay I lied Bethany is an angel

Bethany and gem seem dope rn

just now i got lost
i couldnt find your conf chat
but now i am here

Welcome!

Okay so lemme talk to myself so I can just put thoughts into text

I would love nothing more than to have an alliance of me, fuggles, soul, ak, and Bethany

That would be a beautiful thing

Rn my target would be Bree

Bree is very brief with the texts

And I’ve hit it off strongly with Bethany and gem

Ak hasn’t been on at the same time as me so I can’t say anything

@Alive Player Confessional Question: What's your thoughts on the hint posted in #treemail?

Give me a hint twin

you got your hint

😕

I shall give a hint!
You must look inside your soul
To find the idol

Okay enough being a silly inactive fella

Time to lock in

Fuggles mentioned having a group of me, ak, soul, and Bethany

Would be very nice

It has me intrigued

1. Idk man that clue is too confusing for me. Someone should feel sorry for me and just give me the idol
2. Semi decently I think, personally I think the dynamics are still being formed
3. I don’t think I’m at the point to volunteer just yet. That being said, if the next reward is op then I might just have to consider it
4. Bree. We’ve easily had the worst convos so far
5. Yeah I’ve had some great conversations with Bethany and gem that have had a great amount of substance. It’s almost time to start talking game with them. I don’t want to rush into talking strategy because then it feels super forced

Rn it seems like fuggles is playing the best game rn

Like dude is clutching immunities and can talk to anybody

But my plan with him is to let all that happen and let him become a giant threat

The way it’s looking, fuggles is prob gonna have a relationship with the whole cast by the time we make merge

And if I can continue to lay low and form strong relationships then I’m happy

I want to set myself up so that when (and if) I make merge that I’m not looked at as a threat until I have a strong working relationship with everyone and I start making moves

Bethany went ahead and asked to work together

BANG

I think I’m in a very good position in the game rn

Guys I clutched up in the challenge

It was basically guess that song

And me and Bethany stepped up to the plate and hit a respectable double

Not a home run because we didn’t win but we also didn’t strike out

So we hit a double

It was in vc which was dope to talk to some people

Clint, Ricci, r lime, and corny all were in the challenge

I had a good little moment with fuggles and corny after the challenge was over and we were still in the vc

So that is a promising little thing to remember for a merge

Jack is on the losing tribe so I gotta hope that he clutches up

look that is pretty good

im just wondering how he got the sun for this\

look in the damn sky.

yeah but assuming no sunflowers were planted it would probably take multiple minutes to get 300 sun

in which case if thats the only thing planted then the zombies have overran the house by then

you can generate sun without sunflowers?????!?!??>

yes because sun falls from the sky very slowly

but only in the day in night and fog that doesnt happen

Game update

Sorry to end the pvz talk

But I have secured a new ally

Gem has came to me saying she wanted to work together

So basically in case y’all didn’t know, I’m a social game king

Enough self glazing

This is great news, but it could make things also complicated

Because as of rn, I have mentioned working together with fuggles, soul, gem, and Bethany

Which is great to have so many people that I can work with

But also when it comes time to vote someone out, I could be in trouble

Because I’d be pissing someone off

In a perfect world, Bree would be going home

HOWEVER

I’ve got to assume Bree and gem are close bc they came from the same tribe

Bethany going would theoretically piss the least amount of people off

But I love Bethany

And she’s great

Well fuck I got sent to the lodge against my will

This could be a good thing

I want to take it as a good thing

Maybe the people voted me because they wanted me to have power

Or maybe they want to put a target on my back

Ooh also I forgot to mention

In the vc after the song challenge, corny revealed that his reward was a half idol

Meaning it negated half of the votes counted against him

Kinda wild

To the lodge you go!
I ask you to do one thing
Get outta there quick!

I miss my friends Caleb

I just got added to an alliance chat I think

Didn’t even get to say hello in there

But I think it was fuggles, ak, and Bethany

So I def had immunity

@- Mike how does Mitchel Robinson have the worst playoff FT percentage EVER 😭

he fucking sucks

Like in nba history

not actually he’s a good player but

Actually insane

he made his only ft because his hero is there

Trump?

Or Ben stiller

Or both

trump

the one basketball player who likes trump

Who was that one magic player that made a big fuss?

Myers Leanord

I will be here Sams
All it takes is a request
To summon haikus!

Thanks very kind sir
Your haikus are powering
Me through this tough game

This pancake game is making me lose it

I got 50 on my second try and now I can’t even touch 45

Okay so apparently Theo wants to abstain

🧍

If they’re fucking with me that would be messed up

@Producer can Theo say that he’s gonna abstain and just lie and submit a score?

idk can he

I mean obviously you can do whatever the fuck you want I guess but is there a rule about declaring you’re abstaining?

I will feel really stupid if he says he’s abstaining and then beats me

he can lie about this if he wants to yes

thats ur answer

I don’t like liars

Unless it’s me lying

Then it’s okay

Man I just don’t trust that Theo will just abstain

Maybe I’m a tweaker

And that’s okay ❤️

Tweaker is as tweaker does

Theo just asked that we work together later down the line

Which if I win then duh

But I’m not gonna throw my game out the window for someone who’s sent like 30 total letters to me

I have more manic conversations with myself here than Theo talked in the lodge chat

Results? @-fio :D

Bruh I got an advantage and I can’t even know what it is

Spectacular

Lowk don’t love this tribe off rip

I’m with Andrew and Bree who are both people I “could work with” but lowk wanted out

The entire og alliance of me, Jack, Andrew, and Clint is back tho which is very nice

Only 3 ppl I don’t know here

I think rn my strategy is to be honest about me not not what my advantage does

But I’ll decide when and if I tell them about finding out what it is

Glad to know that I was definitely just tweaking earlier

SWAP TIME!
@Alive Player, how do you feel about your new tribe? Off first impression, who sticks out to you as allies/targets and why?

-

Lowk loop up, but I’m excited to be back with Jack and Clint

Ryan Omar and void I gotta be mindful of

Also void has an advantage

Gotta remember that one

I’m gonna make a list of where everybody came from

To book keep

Clint: observed, failed, loved

Jack: observed, served, loved

Andrew: observed, failed, loved

Omar: failed, served, loved

AK: failed, loved, loved

Bree: loved, loved, loved

Ryan: served, failed, loved

Void: loved, served, loved

Something interesting from last night

Apparently fuggles’ advantage from winning the lodge the second time was another half idol

And he says that he gave his part to rlime before rlime got voted out

But I lowk think that’s a lie

And just an excuse to get people to think that he doesn’t have an advantage

That’s my running hypothesis

Bro I just got a train ran on me in that tea game

Fuck

I despise discord sweats

Why tf are you tryharding a discord mini game

I need to keep tabs on Marissa

First of all because that pissed me off that I lost

And also because she knows I played kongvivor

I wasn’t cracked at all at kongvivor but she knows I’ve been playing orgs for a while

Which isn’t great

Lowk I thought it was just gonna be all shitters on this cast

But there are a few people I need to watch out for

So we’re def going to tribal

And I still have an alliance of 4

Which is good but that means since we were all separated it’s gonna be hard to agree on someone to vote

It’s looking like it could be Bree going

And I’m not crazy about Bree bc we haven’t talked a ton, but also Bree could be a number for me

But I’m not crazy confident about that

Now we got a tribal

I’m 100% locked in with Jack, Clint, and Andrew

Even though I’m not crazy close with Andrew

I wish ak was on so we could talk game

And Bree is just like inactive

It’s annoying asf

Because we could work together

But nah

You don’t text me

So I worry the consensus will be Bree and I’ll be shit outta luck

For Omar, I’m not getting the best vibes tbh

But Jack says he has him as a vote

Same with void

I wanna trust Jack and have faith

BUT

It’s best for me if one of the two of them goes home here

Note: Omar and Bree are friends

Okay so the people that have won a lodge are:
fuggles x2
Void
Rlime
Me

advantages
Fuggles: talk to everybody, maybe a half idol
Void: idol you have to play the cycle before tribal
Rlime: half idol (dead)
Me: ring

I wish I could pin messages

New developments guys

Ur boy is in 2 majority alliances

So I’ve got the og group of 4 from the observed tribe

And Ryan wants to run it up with that group

AND

Bree is making a chat with us, ak, Jack, and Omar

So I think Bree is very close with Omar

I’m not super close with Omar, but an alliance is an alliance

So if you’re good at math you’d know one person is left out

If you’re bad at math it’s okay I love you too

But yeah void isn’t in either majority alliance

I’ve got no problem with either Omar or void leaving

But hopefully we can just get majority on void

Fuck dude I’m in a fat ass pickle

Being forced to choose between Ak and Andrew is insane

I wish I could talk to Jack

We are literally the tiebreakers

Andrew leaving is good for Bree and Omar

Ak leaving is good for Clint and Ryan

It’s tough because me and Jack need to make this decision together

Also if Ak leaves then it sucks for fuggles

As awful as it sounds, I should probably vote Ak out

But then that exposes me for being close with my og group

Ugh fuck

I’m not even home

I’m at a whole ass baseball game rn 😭

I'm not gonna lie
This situation is scuffed
Enjoy the baseball!

mlb?

I wish

Go bravos

But it was high A minor leagues lol

I take back the previous lol

I’m actually pissed

Because what the fuck man

Void just picked up my game and threw it down a fucking mountain

Like for one thing I wasn’t even on

I couldn’t do anything

Ak was so robbed

I didn’t even put in a real vote

I will be sitting pretty with Andrew, Jack, and Clint

But my relationship with fuggles, Bree, and Bethany is fucked

I wish I was on to put a rogue vote on Omar

@- fishpog I’m so tired and bored I just be saying whatever in that chat

Meanwhile I’ve got like 3 people on delivered

i'll hide the 1-1s that u want to ignore lmk

Nah nah

fuck social game

embrace being an eater

#damnstraight

#eaterforlife

I have work at 5:30

And it’s one

We’re making a pivot guys

Void is a friend

There’s a possibility that void stays after tribal and we vote out Omar

Nobody wanted to play Fortnite with me

I’m killing myself

Gem will play

Day = changed

@perry the platypus they did a haiku challenge

That’s nothing to me man

Easy first place

Should I throw this challenge?

Gotta lower that threat level

All I care about
Is you winning the whole game
Not just these fun tasks

Wait just a minute
This image is so ugly
Just like, what the fuck

I worry these fun tasks put a target on my back

Good thing I’m ghosting everyone and chilling at da pool

Clint’s got me cracking ass bro 😭😭😭😭😭

i'm looking up the meaning of cracking ass on urban dictionary and this is not good

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

Does it not mean laugh?

Uh oh

i assumed it did

i wasnt sure though

Clint IS NOT making me do that

Bruh mike said they’d stop after 9

STOP THE COUNT

Bruhhhhhh what is an edgic?

Was winning smart? Idk man I’m just happy I won

A win is a win

I think that’s good

But I’m gonna lie

Gotta make myself seem like less of a threat

Wakey wakey

Time for game talk

I could be overthinking but I’m not feeling amazing rn

I really don’t want to do too much and have people see me as a threat

I need to chill tf out here

Like yes I have numbers, but my relationships feel like they’re slipping

Maybe these people are just not super active

But I’m not doing myself any favors

I really want to pick up void as an ally, but it’s not looking like he’s too happy about that

Like he’s just whatever about it all

Luke fuck sorry dude

Would you rather me vote your ass out?

But this is good I think

Guess who just got food poisoning and now has to social game on discord survivor?

THIS GUY

WOOHOOO

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-smiling-through-it-all-saliba-bukayo-saka-arsenal-gif-8992294990229321688

feel better ❤️

Mike can you extend my immunity to next round

Out of love ❤️

no ❤️

Yk what, I will go with you Mike

In spirit

I will be there cheering on the Knicks and drinking enough Hennessy to kill someone

Ight I have one major challenge here

I want Omar out, but also I want Bree to still be my friend after

So I’m thinking that I play dumb and keep thinking it’s void

And then the last second I tell Bree that it’s Omar and that I didn’t get told until late

But that lie could easily come back to hurt me

Damn bro corny went out

That’s a hit

We we’re gonna work together at merge

Rip

Omar just sent me this gem

“there are like 2 people right now who i want to carry around with me everywhere like a labubu”

Wow

That’s next level

NBA finals make a free throw challenge level: impossible

Confessional Question: What would be a good confessional question to ask everybody? Maybe to get them to think about things that might help your game? @Alive Player

It would help my game if everyone was nice to me and gave me compliments in our 1 on 1s

I’m gonna say something crazy

I want Andrew out

Like yes we have a majority alliance but I’m just not close with Andrew like at all

Jack is my dawg

Clint is an amazing dude

Those two guys I feel great, even tho Jack kinda scares me

But Andrew going out would be really good for me

Because apparently Andrew and Clint are very close

And I’m sure Jack has a good relationship with him

And our convos are always kinda flat

Bree and I have talked and I feel really good about her

She thinks I did no wrong and I may be her number 1 right now

I’m actively grinding to gain trust with void

Ryan and I have a mutual agreement and I feel good about the dude

Oh wassup Omar

Im very sorry I voted you out

Me, Andrew, Jack, and Clint have had a 4 person alliance since the start of the swap

And I just trusted that one more than the one we had with Bree

Which is very fucked but I’ve just been with them longer

But lowkey I’m not close with Andrew so I’d like to plot a way to get him mysteriously killed

Like if Andrew got swap screwed or something it would be so beautiful

Because then Clint and Jack would have no choice but to be closer to me

If we went to tribal rn idk who I’d even want out

Would be quite tricky

WHATS UP AK

Dude you’re so robbed

I wanted to revote Andrew but that would’ve outed me unfortunately

But Andrew is being dry as shit rn

Edit for you

i fucking love this show dude

Bro wtf is happening

Why do I have to go to the lodge

@- Mike mr c ass statement

I just got forklift certified

fuck all my haters

I’m up now

I have a gift Sams!
It is from the lovely Sam!
KONGVIVOR NATION!

DELETE THAT SHIT

I DEMAND IT

My online footprint has caused me great trauma

@Sam this is all your fault

I think if one of my coworkers were replaced with a minion I’d be pretty chill about it

Like yeah it would be tough adapting to

But once I start understanding their language it would be great

I’m sure he’d be great at his job

We’d prob be really good friends

As long as he keeps the mischief to a minimum

@Sams {S1} do u know this song

SHITTY BOYZ

DOG SHIT MILITIA IM THE EIGTH WONDER OF THE WORLD

But yes, I’m familiar with shitty boyz

Okay so I need to think ahead in the game

Enough schizophrenic minion talk

So there’s going to be two tribals

It’s been decided

I would really like to survive this vote

Well no shit

But I have a worry that my alliance of 4 will be targeted

Because this is such a huge opportunity to target a big threat before merge

Like for them, a void vote out doesn’t do a whole ton

But a Jack vote does A LOT

Jack is a big threat at least from what I’ve seen for him strategically

And doesn’t have much previous tribe connections

I kinda have to lean on fuggles, gem, and Bethany to save my ass

I really don’t want to come off as a big threat

But I feel like I might have already

I don’t think I want to win this immunity

If I can lose immunity, and survive this next vote I truly think I set myself up well for the merge

Big if though guys

Very big if

@perry the platypus should I throw the challenge?

Damn he’s on valorant

I’m on my own here

sorry was busy grinding
i must ask a big question
why you want to throw

So I don’t seem like a big threat

I won the last individual immunity

oh i got you now
I say if you don't want target
then you must throw comp!

Aye aye captain

I’m worried I could be in trouble

This twist is genuinely scary

Apparently everyone is saying they’re voting Bree

But I’m not sure how much I can believe it

It just makes way more sense for them to vote out me, Andrew, or Jack

wait where are you now
i forgot to submit a
very awesome haiku lol

Wdym

It’s the round before merge

Lmaoooooo

The other old tribe is voting someone out for my tribe and vice versa

I’m worried that the other tribe will target my alliance of 4

But people are telling me they’re voting bree

Bethany is telling me that

I trust Bethany a lot

So either they are voting Bree or they’re straight up trying to snipe me

in the conf listing
you are like paired up with soul
so i got confused

Yeah no I’m out of the lodge

Now

I’m back on my tribe

Soul is chilling in the lodge

It will be merge after this vote

So I’m really trying to live

i believe in you!
survive this tribal council
and and you make merge!

This is Clint’s cypher: Andrew 🟰 🐜
Bethany 🟰 💰
Bree 🟰 🧀
Clint 🟰 🐴
Fuggles 🟰 💥
Gem 🟰 ♊
Jack 🟰 🪓
Marissa 🟰 🐟
Ricci 🟰 🐈‍⬛
Ryan 🟰 🐂
Sams 🟰 🍔
Soul 🟰 🧟
Star 🟰 ⭐
Theo 🟰 🎧
Tully 🟰 ⛈️
Void 🟰 🥒

I’m the burger 😁

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

Gtfo

I’m the burger because I’m juicy and lovable

NOT FAT

wide sams

Aight so I’m worried I’m getting voted out

But if I don’t I’ll be happy

Either everyone is ganging up on Bree

Or I’m going to get ass fucked

GUYS

IM SO WEIRDLY HAPPY

OBVIOUSLY RIP ANDREW

HOWEVER

I WAS SO CONVINCED I WAS GONE

I’m at movies rn

But this is even better than gem and Tully

Now it’s time for fun

I’m about to act so sad

Current Strat is to play the pitty game

I need to seem upset so that people want to bring me in

Not a big fan of Star rn

Getting some bullshit responses

There are randomly bolder letters wtf

I may be late asf on this

^ yeah I was

@-fio :D what the fuck dude why can’t we call

Played this org for you and you’re choosing Mike over me 😒

let me slide you my number

I can sleep so I’m gonna game talk myself to bed

Jack found the idol

But its lowk already gotten out to the public

I assume

Ryan knows for sure

Not sure where he heard it from tho

Because it wasn’t me or Jack

Getting better vibes from Ricci, Bethany, and gem

Marissa is kinda better

worst vibes award goes to star

And maybe void too

A lot of bad org players still in the game

Which I find funny

But whatever

Still the goal is to seem harmless and get picked up

Rn I think the vote is headed towards either Jack or Clint

Obviously not ideal

I was talking to Ryan tho and if those two are gone then the perceived need to get me out would kinda be gone

But also those two guys are my bros

I don’t want them gone

There is a world where I get my cake and eat it too

I get brought in by multiple old failed 3.0 tribe member s thinking they’re the reincarnation of Boston rob because they brought me in as a number

And they eventually tell me that the vote is Jack

Or Clint it doesn’t matter

I vote with the old failed

But obviously tell Jack who to play the idol on

And then once Jack lives and like hopefully Star goes home I’m sitting pretty

I stayed true to my word and voted for one of my allies and some other bozo goes home

That’s just in an ideal world

I need to get my game in order

So much messy shit going down

And I’m hearing my name

So right now it’s important to understand who’s working with who

Ricci, gem, Bethany, and Marissa are working together I believe

Fuggles and star

Theo is a wild card

Void seems kinda neutral I don’t totally understand him

Maybe he’s with fuggles and Star

It’s really hard to pinpoint where allegiances lie right now

I would really love some security

Apparently Ricci mentioned my name

Which doesn’t seem right

Like I’m being framed as the new Andrew

wtf dude

Please let me actually play the game

Apparently Ricci is the one leading the charge

And gem leaked it to me

I think void is easily on the other side with everyone

Update

I think it could be best to just throw Theo under the bus

It would be a good opportunity to work with other people and show I’m not so worked up over dealing with Jack and Clint

This would be a move with fuggles

Because Theo wants fuggles out

Good morning squad

It’s looking like Theo could be dead here

And also Jack has given me the idol 😂😂😂😂

Would it be so insane if I got him voted out here?

Yes

Yes it would

That’s prob out of the equation

Okay so the vote is between Theo and Ricci now

An alliance has been made to take out Ricci

Right now I think the best thing for my game is get Ricci out and still keep a strong relationship with Bethany and fuggles

Could that mean throwing Jack under the bus?

Maybe

The alliance made was me, Jack, Clint, Theo, gem, and Marissa

I’m not very close with Marissa or Theo tbh

But also I’m not close with void or star on the other side sooooo

Gem is becoming someone I trust a lot and think very highly of

get your target out!
I believe in your gameplay
survive the merge boot!

I’m def surviving this vote

The issue is setting myself up best for the future

On one hand I really like gem and Clint, on the other hand I really like fuggles and Bethany

Whatever decision is made, me and Jack are moving together

Jack might have decided for me

Saying he’s prob voting Theo now

If that’s the case then I can just blame him for switching up

Um so apparently Jack is fucked

Like everyone is voting him out

And I’m kinda just here

🧍

But there is a chance this turns out very nicely

If he goes home and people think he has an idol then I am golden

I get to have a secret little idol

Fuggles told Jack

Fuck dude

Jack wants the idol

Fuggles ruined this whole shit for me

Man dude

This is so ass

I can’t even lie

Maybe I should have kept the idol

If fuggles didn’t say anything it all would have been fine

Fuck dude fuggles really hurt my game

But I think I really want to go to the lodge

Then I can be gone, maybe get an advantage and then hopefully come back to a new game

I def should have kept that fuckass idol

who's that cutie in your profile picture

You’re making me blush

It me

Fishpog do you want to come to my birthday party tonight?

I’ll fly you out

I pot out at your party

I’m with the gang

And it’s gonna be a robbery

So tuck your chain

I’m a killer girl I’m sorry

But I ain’t playin

@- fishpog why don’t you love me?

this is like talking to my bipolar ex

ive missed you

did you watch obsession sams

I was doing my best impression of my ex girlfriend actually

She didn’t like it when I said “I love you too”

why not

She thought it sounded fake

She didn’t like the “too” part

Kinda crazy

that's hilarious

Yeah dude it was so good

WHY DONT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE

SCREAM IIITTTTTTTT

NO NO NO NOOOOO

Lowk if I’m in that relationship with her don’t save me

I’m exactly where I want to be

i know man

☺️

i wouldve stayed home from the boys night

Ong

Fishpog my tribe don’t like me because I’m friends with Jack

I like Jack

But he’s public enemy number one

what did he do

I might pull a big brain move and go to the lodge while he gets executed

Apparently he’s really messy

But lowk I don’t think he did that much bad

interesting...

do you know what he did that was so messy

He was set on voting out Ricci then switched up and said he’d vote Theo

So it kinda screwed me

And people were saying he was spreading all kinda craziness

I had the idol and if fuggles didn’t tell Jack he was going home, Jack would have been blindsided and I would have had the idol

Kinda mad at fuggles

But whatever

I’m a dynamic player, I’ll be fine

I chose love and forgiveness for Mr fuggles

wow big tribal then

who do you think is the biggest threat right now?

It was very messy

Biggest threat?

Hmmmm

Nobody is really sticking out as being top dog rn

Prob me

But they don’t know that

So I’d say the person in the best spot rn is maybe someone playing the middle

So like void or Marissa

Fuggles is obviously a big threat but I don’t think he lives very long

Especially since the Ricci vote was bad for him

I would say Theo is in a good spot

But nobody really respects Theo a whole ton rn

Maybe gem?

Idk

Hard to pick out a top dog on a tribe of 13

fair point

are there any big groups or alliances in power that youre speculating?

Oh yeah

Fuggles, Bethany, Bree, and Star

They’re all close

And void

Gotta keep an eye on them

interesting!

Okay now your turn

hey no

Tell me about the game 😁

i cant do that!

i have one last question

It’ll be my birthday present

what do you think your chances of winning this game are right now

is it in the bag?

At this current stage I think I’m honestly in a good point

Jack needs to be voted out

That’s for sure

who's your ideal ftc?

Then I’ll get back to you after that happens

Lowk I just got added to a gc with a gorgeous ftc

Me, Clint, and Ryan

I wouldn’t hate that group AT ALL

hey i know that one! i made that alliance

alright sams

thank you for your time in this interview

i'm excited to watch you win!

You are so talented at making alliances

Thank you twin

If I do good this season can I replace whoever got kicked off of prod and do confessional questions

I have some really hard hitting questions to be asked

I got a cameo from Christian hubiki

I am at peace in life

did he shit himself on camera for you

jokes aside thats rlly cool

I wish

He yapped for 5 minutes

It was amazing

Idk if yall care to watch

But still super cool

Okay maybe my conf went over not the greatest 😭

I was joking

Bc I didn’t think he was bad at all

If they don’t get that then they’re dumb

But as of rn Star and Theo are inactive as shit

And I could see ppl drag them to the end

sams you are so cool
I see you winning this org
just keep pushing through

Thank you sir. I will keep pushing

@- fishpog you have discovered my top secret editing platform

Aight whatever, game talk time

So Jack is gone

Which was a necessary evil

I am free now

Apparently Ryan had said that void and Bethany have approached him for a group of 5

With me, Bethany, Ryan, Clint, and void

That would be a VERY interesting group

I would be so down

That group would surely have star, Bree, and fuggles to vote with also

Which would make Marissa and Theo kinda fucked

But that’s all good with me man

i used to do this back in 2020

Same

And now I do it in 2026 too

Don’t really feel like using anything else

maybe picsart

Dawg I really almost won immunity

Shits crazy

Fishpog never noticed my video title

He’ll never notice me 🙄

Guys

Who THE FUCK is voting for Star

I’m sure Star is nice

I’m sure

But they haven’t given a single ounce of effort to try and get to know me

Like in my mind they are just a nothing of a player

Who are they’re allies

Well I know

But fuck

God forbid a white boy tries to go to the lodge

But no

Give it to the goat in the majority alliance

Some of these people don’t understand DMs

Like when you have a text you don’t just leave it on read

That’s how conversations die dude

Some people are just new to orgs and it’s annoying when I literally need to talk to them to crawl up from the bottom of the game

Aight so I think I’ve found myself in a really nice spot

I am in multiple really comfortable alliances

One with fuggles and Bethany

One with fuggles, void, and Clint

And one with Clint and Ryan

I think I’m def closest with Clint

But having alliances chats be used and knowing people want to work with me is nice

The vote is chopping up to be Marissa

Which is beautiful with me

Very very nice

Only one bad spot

Gem

Gem is someone I would really like to pick up and work with

Because the current group of fuggles, Bree, Bethany, void, and star is very scary

And that leaves me Clint and Ryan in a bad position

Because when the time comes we would get picked off

so having soul come back and gem not be pissed at me would be the best bet

I want to be a dynamic player, but not a flip flopper

I have a tough tough decision to make

Which side do I move forward with?

Like if me, Clint, soul, Theo, and gem all came together that would be 5

Out of 11

Against fuggles, Bethany, void, star, and Bree

Oh wait

We’d have Ryan

Hold up

We could really have majority

I have shitty news

I’m gonna be lowkey inactive for about 5 days

I have been dreading next week and hoping either I get voted out or this thing gets canceled but neither has happened

I am volunteering at a sleep away summer camp from Sunday to Thursday

Apparently they take your phones but I’m not letting that happen

I really want to win this org and I feel like the steps are there

Honestly

I just need to live

Set myself up for success the best way I possibly can

Do not worry Sam's!
I believe you will crush this!
Set up your fortress!

Ooh yeah fortress I like that

My biggest dream this vote is to get star out

Because if Star can get out then I will have a really strong majority

Me, Clint, Ryan, gem, Theo, and soul

Dude I’m pissed

I can’t fucking stand star

I get ghosted for 2 days and lose

It’s really fucking annoying getting twice back to back

Tully tanked me

I hate everything

Nuke this whole season

And I didn’t get the lodge

Dawg

Tonight is not my night

What’s up guys

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-stan-meme-gif-14743684009425110479

Okay so I lowkey was hanging with my friend yesterday

This org shit don’t clash with having friends and doing stuff irl very well

Some of these folks are down right chuds

So anyways yeah gem is gone

I did not want that

Because we have 2 people in this cast that haven’t done shit but be stupid

Star and Theo

Neither text me

Neither are particularly good at the game either

If we could by some miracle get them to voluntarily take out Star

My life would be so spectacular

But idk how possible this is

I leave for this camp on Sunday

So if I’m fucked I’m fucked

I can only do what I can control

I would love nothing more than to be able to be on discord 24/7 but shits picking up rn

And no offense to prod but I choose being with my friends over discord

nah that’s 100% the right move

CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS
@Alive Player

- How do you feel about your position in this
game right now- are you on a specific side or playing the middle? If you had to predict your power ranking, where do you think you fall amongst the tribe?
- So far we have four people on the Jury. Are these your friends and allies that you anticipate will vote you to win the game, or do you think you’re struggling to get votes?
- We’ve got Touchy Subjects up and coming. Now this is a challenge that typically makes the power structure more obvious, from there do you anticipate the game to be shaken up or the social heiarchy to become even more set in stone?
- Finally, update us on your journey so far! How have you made it to this point in the game? Clear trajectory? Rough path? Tell us all about it!

My position is tricky, I’m not in danger right now, but I could be very soon. I’m on the outside looking in of a widely known majority alliance.

My social game has put me in the spot where I will prob be one of the last people picked off, but something needs to be done to control my own destiny

I think I’m a lock for a vote out of Jack and gem. The other two I may have to fight for honestly

For power rankings I might be like 5 or 6

I’m really hoping that people realize how much of a grip that fuggles and co have on the game

Right now I see very few people that can pull off a win honestly

It’s fuggles, Bethany, and void

My journey has been shit lmao

Instantly targeted and left out of votes because of my beginning tribe

I’ve been doing my damn hardest to get into power, but a lot of the people I am allied with love to put themselves(and my by proxy) in dog shit positions

I need to work with Theo but o can’t get him to say anything other than hiiii to me

I feel like this is arrested development and I’m the only sane person

And I can’t do much because I’m a busy guy

And I’m about to be inactive as shit

Hip hip hooray!

It may be my time to leave my mark on the game

I’m campaigning to go to the lodge

I think it could happen

And then I’ll wrangle up all the misfit toys

Me, Clint, Ryan, soul, and Theo

And take out fuggles

Once that happens then it’s complete chaos

But you might be asking yourself

“Uhhh sams you know that’s only 5 people” - braindead spectator

That’s why I’m going to the lodge

Hopefully I can secure something that helps just in the slightest

Turn the tables on the game

how's my everest princess

Everest is going okay

Hopefully big move today

i'm excited sams

give the specs something to watch would ya

I’m drunk rn

I’m trying my very best guys

We encourage drunk gameplay!!!

Good good

Bruh fuck me

I didn’t get the lodge

These people refuse to let me have power

They know I’d use it for evil

Let’s just hope void loses his vote

It’s our only hope now

Dude I’m in such a weird position

The people in power have held on to it like crazy

So in reality it feels like my game was decided for me when people started targeting Jack

All I can really do is improve my game position from shitty to just kinda bad

It’s like

The final 5 already has a ticket to the end

And it’s like it’s a competition for 6th place

An alliance has been made

Me, Clint, Ryan, soul, and Theo

To take out fuggles

Will it work?

Will someone flip?

I really don’t know man

Are you winning Sam's?
I really need to know now!
Everest winner ♥️

What’s up beast

Things are interesting

So obviously a move could be made against fuggles tn

I’m just having second thoughts about it

Because I am very close with fuggles

And he’s someone that I think would honestly keep my best interest in mind

I think there’s a secret 4 person alliance that hasn’t really revealed itself yet

It’s Bree, Theo, soul, and star

That’s scares the fuck out of me

And if fuggles goes

Then that group only gets stronger

Giving star and Theo power makes me sick to the stomach

But taking fuggles out might have to happen

Here’s the deciding factor

If the only side decides to vote Clint then my decision is made

Fuggles is getting voted

But if they really truthfully decide to vote Star

Then I might just have to switch up

But as of rn, fuggles is the target

Okay hey guys

Lots of shit has unfolded

But the plan to blindside fuggles is still alive

As long as Ryan gets on to vote

I’m worried that I’m going to completely fuck over Bree, Bethany, and void

Because I genuinely like these people

But I have a much better chance in this game with this new crew

The only problem is

I’ll be inactive as fuck

They are trying to take my phone holy shit

FUCK

I might actually have to go inactive this is the stupidest shit ever

I’m trying to work dude

This is the most frustrating thing ever

Oh my god

Oh my god

Nothing can fucking go right in this game

Doesn’t matter how well positioned I am

Or how hard I try and social game

I get fucked over by an Australian

My game is over regardless man

That is quite possibly the dumbest move I’ve ever seen be made in orgs

Like what’s your thought process here dude

Genuinely so mind boggling

I’m in such a bad mood now

I don’t get Ryan’s actions

We would have been in such a good spot

Oml

I love Clint so fucking much

Please just bring me to him

I’m tired of this shit

What do I even say to these people

Like hey y’all

I hope it’s okay that I check in once a day

Fuck it all dude 😭

you gonna be able to get in for like 5 mins a day at least?

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

I should

INSHALLAH

My friend is giving me this biggest load of horse shit ever

He’s having a massive power trip

I am taking a week off of my job where I make very good money to help him out FOR FREE and he can’t even let me have my phone

I’m sorry I’m being a whiney bitch

But I’m so heated rn

Ryan is a fucking idiot

I can check my phone like once I night I think

This is incredibly frustrating

But it prob won’t make much of a difference

Because I’ve got like zero allies rn 😭

i love your kind words
especially when i learn
they are all haikus

I am alive

How am I still alive?

It is quite simple
Your survival is awesome
Because you are Sams!

Thank you beast

Praying I live

Not sure if I can though

My goal is to just survive this round then make a 4 person alliance with me and Ryan and the two of whoever survives between Theo, soul, and Bree to take over

Feeling like Dan gheesling being sequestered and scheming rn

https://klipy.com/gifs/bb14-big-brother-1

@Alive Player
Congratulations on making it to our FINALE EPISODE!

I have my phone permanently

Driving home

Then turning on the over drive

Because somehow I am alive

I may have zero winner equity, but I am still alive

And while i am alive, i can still make some noise

F7 CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS!!!
@Alive Player

- I know you guys are sick of me asking for your season's narrative, but I'm asking one last time! I want to write something that reflects the journeys of the F7 properly, so if you would be so inclined to tell me about your journey/arc/narrative/story again, it will help with my creative process!
- Let's talk about the gameplay. How're you feeling after the eliminations of Star Updates & Fuggles - are we in a W or L spot for this endgame? If you're in a W spot, how will you maintain your momentum to make FTC? If you're in an L spot, what's the plan to climb your way back up?
- Tell me about one person that you're playing for. It could be a friend or loved one, an ally on the Jury, who's motivating you to do as well as you can in this game? On the contrary, who is one person that you believe didn't deserve to make finale? Why?
- Anything else you deem is important to share at this time, share! Whatever you write will be used/important for the piece I want to write about you guys and your journeys this season. Please also feel free to reach out if you would like a 1-on-1 interview! <3

It’s go time

But before I respond to DMs, challenge, and the conf question

I need to figure out my path to the end

Like how tf am I gonna win Everest survivor

It’s looking like an uphill battle

But this dogs still got some fight in him

So

First off

Who do I not want to sit next to in the end?

I think three stand out

Bree

Bethany

Void

All beat me

So theoretically I want to nestle up to Ryan, soul, and Theo

Let’s think out some scenarios

What if we voted Bethany on this vote?

Could it be done?

I’m pretty sure Bree and Bethany are close

And I’m assuming Bethany is tight with ryan

Hmmm

Tricky

We need 4 votes

Could void possibly vote out Bethany?

Idk man

mf asking himself conf questions and theyre the same thing fio is asking

https://klipy.com/gifs/squeex-mog

this isnt in haiku caleb

Wait a damn minute
I made a grave mistake!
Please forgive me Sams!

It’s okay

I forgive

But never forget

I think void may be a bit lower of a threat than Bethany and Bree

So if I could possibly use his paranoia to vote out Bree than I’d be such a happy camper

I need to unite the goats

Theo, soul, and Ryan need to be my best buddies

Those are the only people I possibly win against

Happy Thursday to all and to all a good Thursday

If I get hit with a “we really eating anything” then I will lose my fucking mind

Master plan has been concocted

To get out Bethany

Basically void has already told me that he has a full idol

Great

Cool

Awesome

HOWEVER

I can’t just go along with his plans and goat for him

That’s not me

That’s not my game

So he wanted me to tell Bree that he (void) is gunning for her

To get the target off of me

And onto him

So he can idol

And save the day and vote out soul

Not ideal for me lol

So I have a new plan

What if I told Bree and all that

But also told her about the idol

And then try and get void to play his idol and blindside Bethany

The problem is Ryan

Ryan is so hard to read

But I think he’s very close to Bethany

So it’ll be hard to convince him to vote her out

Debating on if I snitch to Bree rn or wait

how are we feeling captain

We are hopeful

I really want to move forward with Ryan, soul, and Theo

I need to surround myself with people I have the best shot at winning against

Hey fish

Can I tell you a secret?

of course you can sams

I’ve missed you

And I’m glad I didn’t get voted out so I can show you cool pictures

Such as this

this warms my heart sams

what is Bo

Bo is a restaurant

It’s called bojangles

It’s a fried chicken place mainly in north and South Carolina

It’s so lit man

I wanted to share with friend fishpog

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i know bojangles

man theres so many fast food restaurants in the states that i need to try

thank you for sharing sams

Bojangles is delicious dude

I genuinely think they have the best fries in fast food

Good as fuck

You are welcome for sharing

I am now allowing you to share one piece of Canadian culture

You’re lucky I’m doing this

Usually I dismiss the Canadians as trash, but I have been swayed as of late

We can do this now ig

My story of this season is one of playing from the bottom and being resourceful with every possible vote. I came into the merge getting a target on my back almost immediately. People wanted me out because of my beginning tribe and so my closest allies were taken out without anything I could do. I had no choice but to play a superb social game while making myself seem like a number to be picked up for every single person. I did this vote after vote while building connections and never truly burning anyone. If I can wiggle my way to the end, I think my social game and adaptive game can win me the whole damn thing

I think I’m in a W spot lol. Right now, the name of the game is getting out the big threats. I have had some (hopefully) convincing conversations with Ryan, soul, and Theo about banding together until the final 4. We all recognize that Bree, void, and Bethany win against any combination of us. I think if this group of people work together, things can really pan out for the best

I am playing for Caleb. Fuck everyone else

Caleb has been there for me since the very beginning

But someone else has been there for me since the start

Okay I’m also playing for my bro Clint

I miss him so much

I’ve been out southerned in this game and I couldn’t be more happy about it

Usually I’m supposed to be the southern guy, but I’ll let Clint be the cowboy this season

I’m ngl soul, Theo, and Ryan prob don’t deserve to be here but who gives a fuck

I probably don’t deserve to be here

But that doesn’t change anything

Every season is gonna have some goats

I’m just gonna be the goat that wins

@-fio :D I’m down to do an interview whenever beast

My Beloved Sams!
you have made me really proud
You will win this ORG!

Thank you Caleb sir
I will fight so hard for you
Sams never gives up

@Sam I can’t believe you didn’t like my haikus

I feel hurt

They were definitely the kindest

You can’t blackmail me with my TikTok dance and then not give me immunity 😒

At least I didn’t need it 😁

Ah man Caleb and Sam

It’s like a kong 19 reunion

Shout-out Kongvivor
We have come a long ass way
My favorite ORG

kongvivor is your favourite?

Favorite

Not favourite

i'm canadian you troll

Acclimate to America buddy

It’s our birthday

Soon

i'll spell it how the rest of the world spells it bitch

Don’t call me bitch

if youre lucky ill go by fahrenheit tomorrow

Calling me bitch makes me feel small

our birthday was 2 days ago and i didnt see you using our english

i'm sorry

you are so strong and mighty sams

Yeah cause I’d never use y’all’s lame ass English 😹

Damn straight

you watch your mouth boy

we will not be calling the superior english lame

you pronounce the last letter of the alphabet ZEE

Zed is dumb as hell

I refuse to be silenced

This is my confessional

you're right

And we say zee here

i'll argue with you from host yapping

and you can stay here

Until I inevitably get rocked out somehow

Sensing something fishy

And it’s not fishpog

But whatever

Wow dude

I made final 6

And I genuinely had a big impact

Because if I didn’t leak that void had a full idol

Then shit would’ve gone south

I am taking ownership of this vote

Fuck all yall

NO

@Sams {S1} NO WALKING

Sorry twin

Aight so Bree going home at this vote

Hooray!

As long as she doesn’t pull anything out of her ass

But thinking ahead

I want to make a final three with Ryan and soul

I’m sure Ryan, soul, and Theo all have a f3 together

It makes sense for them

Idk if I’m perceived along side them or a tad bit higher

Either way

We need some things to happen to secure sambones in ftc

1. Anyone but void winning next immunity

He’s gotta go next

Dude can very easily comp out

Which is scary asf to me

Him comping out ruins any shot of me winning

And I want to win bruh

2. Win F4 immunity

I would be going up against some not famously great immunity challengers

So hopefully I could pull out the dub

But it’s tricky

Because obviously I’d like to make it regardless

BUT

I don’t trust like that

https://klipy.com/gifs/harrys-car-place-trust

And I need to secure my own destiny

Can you send that picture that you had as your profile picture before

With the SAM'S truck

Only if you ask nicely

Pretty please!

I LOVE AMERICA

MY FAVORITE COUNTRY

Okok

Just for you

KING!

What do you need it for?

nothing i just loved that profile picture

i need me a ride in the sams mobile

I wish I could’ve hopped in

It was like God sent me a gift in the Waffle House parking lot

😭😭😭

Man fuck idols

Get that’s shit outta my game

Idol has been found

Not by me

Probably by void

Or Bree

I think Bree found it

Shits wraps for me bruh 😭

It’s really annoying because

I really thought I could have gotten it

Like I did all the tasks and everything

And since Bree got it, she’s prob gonna take my ass out

Damn bruh

Tragic stuff over here in Sams town

Listen to my words
you gotta keep fighting sams!
i believe in you

Thanks Caleb

But there’s like nobody else to vote out

It doesn’t make sense for Bree to not go for me

Unless I like convinced some people to vote Theo

Hmmmmmmm

Let’s think

@riley ✨🪐 go braves bitch!!!!!

YUP

Okay so what does one do when they know they’re getting idoled out 🧍

Asking for a friend

I have concocted a plan

Will it work?

Probably not

But even if it doesn’t I can say that I came out fighting

Basically what I want to do is

Me, void, and Ryan vote for Theo

While Bree and Theo vote for me

Soul votes for Bree thinking that we’re all voting Bree

So it becomes a 3-2-1 vote

So many variables so it can easily just like not work

But it’s the best I can think of

The last supper

Bree just told me she got the idol FOUR MINUTES before me

Dawg

What the actual fuck

That is so infuriating

Four minutes away from guaranteed final 4

Man

That is gut wrenching

I gave it my all guys

I got a question
where do you think the votes are?
Good luck at tribal!

I think me, void, and maybe soul and Ryan are voting Bree

And Theo and Bree are voting for me

Idk about Ryan and soul

That’s the way the cookie crumbled. I played the best game I possibly could. Got so fucking close to that idol but it’s okay. Thank you Caleb for your amazing haikus, they have not gone unappreciated. Thank you hosts, peace.

anytime my friend!
I'm glad you liked my haikus
FUCK THOSE FOUR MINUTES

@perry the platypus you were watching the best player of the season bitch