#cast-reveal

Everest Survivor S1 | Twin Peaks · 99 messages archived

- Mike @mikeramp72 05/28/2026 04:38 PM
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- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 03:36 PM
3 AND A HALF HOURS!
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- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 05:36 PM
LESS THAN AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!
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Blossom @blossombl_aegis 05/29/2026 06:45 PM
15 MINUTES
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- Lemmy @ilovelemlem 05/29/2026 06:55 PM
5 MINUTES!!
- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 06:57 PM
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- Lemmy @ilovelemlem 05/29/2026 07:00 PM
🕰️ its time
- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 07:00 PM
@everyone
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im mike but time to get into character ahem
Dale Cooper, FBI. Reporting in from the town of Twin Peaks.
I've been informed that your homecoming queen and town darling Laura Palmer has been found dead, wrapped in plastic on the shore of the Packard Sawmill.
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Now, in this alternate reality I created for reasons too complicated to get into, the method of bringing her to justice and finding the killer is to play an online game of Survivor
Welcome to Everest Survivor 1: Twin Peaks
I take it that you all want to know who will be participating in this game of Survivor...
Well... twenty four of you will.
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You all will be divided into four tribes of six castaways, sorted by your connection to the dearly departed dead girl.
When revealed, you'll have access to #star-is-fucking-awesome and your tribe camps, with the marooning closing soon after the whole cast is unveiled.
Enough stalling, here we go.
Oh, I think I oughta reveal the first twist right now, right here.
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Based on your interviews with this cast and prior knowledge, your tribe assessments were based on assigning you guys with a Twin Peaks character!
This first tribe?
@The Ones Who Loved Laura
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We start out with Laura Palmer's very best friend, her innocent other half who just wanted to wear her clothes.
Representing Donna Hayward

Welcome @Bree {S1}!
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Next up is the father of the character we just mentioned. He delivered Laura Palmer and identified her body washed up on shore.
Representing Dr. Will Hayward

Welcome @Gem {S1}!
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Laura's true lover is also shown here. Despite his plain nature and Handsome Squidward face, this young man just wants to ride off like the free spirit he is.
Representing James Hurley

Welcome @John {S1}!
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A woman resides in Twin Peaks with riddles and messages for the whole town. In Laura's last days, she delivered her one final message and wept as she met her fate.
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Representing The Log Lady

Welcome @Marissa {S1}!
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why did that not send dammit
anyways
This jealous person may not have seemed to love Laura on the surface, but the respect she had for her exceeded anything else.
Representing Audrey Horne

Welcome @Theo {S1}!
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Last up for the tribe, is Laura's cousin who traveled from far out of town to pay respects to the Palmer family, their friends, and community.
Representing Maddy Ferguson

Welcome @- Void {S1}!
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Now, the second tribe takes a darker undertone. While some of these individuals had love for Laura, their ignorance or otherwise contributed to Laura's untimely demise.
@The Ones Who Failed Laura
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First up, the young man who dealt cocaine to Laura and admitted to everyone that "We all killed her."
Representing Bobby Briggs

Welcome @Ak {S1}!
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Next, the community leader and owner of the Great Northern Hotel, who is unfortunately to blame for Laura's descent into his partner... business One Eyed Jacks... and he invented the fucking griddy
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Representing Ben Horne

Welcome @Brayden {S1}!
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Following this is the man who's somehow the only psychiatrist in town... good lord.
I don't even need to open up that can of worms.
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Representing Dr. Lawrence Jacoby

Welcome @- Fuggles {S1}!
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Next up, the RR Diner Waitress who unfortunately had a bit of an entanglement in Laura's love life.
Representing Shelly Johnson

Welcome @Omar {S1}!
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Next up is Laura's father, whose work commitments allowed Laura's spiraling life to slip under the rug... and something about mairzy doats idk
Representing Leland Palmer

Welcome @R-Lime {S1}!
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And lastly for this tribe...
How this character failed Laura is not in the show and only half-canon, do not look that shit up.
More importantly with this pick honestly
MY ENEMIES ARE PLOTTIN
Representing Josie Packard

Welcome @Star Updates {S1}!
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Despite Laura's issues and descent into madness prior to her death, her role in the community as a leader will always be cherished.
Our next tribe is
@The Ones Who Served Laura
First up, Laura's boss at the R&R Diner who co-ran the Meals on Wheels program with her, delivering food to those in need.
Representing Norma Jennings

Welcome @Bethany {S1}!
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Next up, the FBI agent in charge of... me! The man who sends me all the time to bring justice to young women across America who lose their lives in tragedy.
TODAY, YOU REMIND ME OF A SMALL, MEXICAN CHI-WOW-WOW
Representing Gordon Cole

Welcome @Corny {S1}!
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Rounding out this tribe are the officers at the Twin Peaks Sheriffs' Department.
Thankfully in this TV series, all of the cops are softies and don't commit any police brutality!
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First off, the department's secretary, committed to her job and family.
Representing Lucy Moran

Welcome @Unknown User!
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Next up, the Deputy who commits himself to uncovering the spiritual underbelly of the town he loves.
Representing Hawk Hill

Welcome @14th | Ricci!
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Now we've got the big dog... the head sheriff who runs it all until I show up!
Representing Harry S. Truman

Welcome @Ryan {S1}!
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And to round out this tribe, the wholesome deputy who hurts for the victims in the town... the whole damn town!
Representing Andy Brennan

Welcome @Tully {S1}!
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Now for our last tribe... did these six people have a particularly big connection to Laura? Not really, but Laura is Twin Peaks in many ways, and these characters are like highkirkenuinely relevant to the show so like yeah they're special too ❤️
Our last six represent...
@The Ones Who Observed Laura
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First up, the witty, energetic individual whose love for cotton balls, silent drapes, and athleticism make her stand out amongst the rest of the town.
Representing Nadine Hurley

Welcome @Andrew {S1}!
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Next, the Air Force officer that represents the model father figure in the town, seeing the good in his own troublemaker son.
Representing Major Garland Briggs

Welcome @Unknown User!
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We've now got the FBI agent who comes into town to quickly examine the little details in the Laura Palmer case... an individual truly among the ranks of Ghandi and King.
Representing Albert Rosenfield

Welcome @Coco {S1}!
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Next up....
THERE WAS A FISH...
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- fishpog @bigflshtheory 05/29/2026 07:39 PM
im hosting chill
- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 07:39 PM
IN THE PERCOLATOR...
Representing Pete Martell

Welcome @Jack {S1}!
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Next up, the secret last member of the Sheriff's Bookhouse Boys cult.
Representing Big Ed Hurley

Welcome @Sams {S1}!
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OUR LAST CAST MEMBER!
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The owner-ish-idk-itscomplicated of the Packard Sawmill... and a really overhated and underrated character on the show she's really funny
Representing Catherine Martell

Welcome @Soul {S1}!
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and not @- let's not do this dont worry
- fishpog @bigflshtheory 05/29/2026 07:42 PM
yeah this one doesnt fucking cheat
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- Mike @mikeramp72 05/29/2026 07:42 PM
That concludes our cast reveal! I'm gonna post all the tribe and cast charts in #cast-info right now and then I'll meet you all in #star-is-fucking-awesome!
- Lemmy @ilovelemlem 05/29/2026 07:42 PM
Good luck to everyone!