#host-yapping

First

Second

fird

we've all worked really hard on this season

yeah

we cant wait to show it to you all

and if you have been casted hope you enjoy your time

https://klipy.com/gifs/fresh-prince-we

you're soo millennial i love observign you

i am 17 years old

okay

we gone drown

btw the players can see this so don't talk about game here my fellow prodlings

this is just for tomfoolery

yeah tahts what #live-updates is for

😄

:p

btw guys

in my time zone do you know what time it will technically be in 1 minute

thats right...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT 2:60???

THE DAILY SCAREDY FACT

daily scaredy fact #1: Scaredy-Shroom is unlocked in the first PVZ game at level 2-6.

thank you for attending the first daily scaredy fact and gl in the game players

the trusted specs are coming chat

youll start to see them in your sidebar soon when youre in your cf

oh youre really gonna do one of these every day

maybe

omg these specs cant read

fio: ok guys heres the draft just remember to pick 3 different people and youll be fine
spectators: picks 3 of the same person

ok guys i hallucinated mike doing it it was fio actually

the daily scaredy fact is always better than the challenge

hey

you know what time it almost is?

so its almost time for your daily scaredy fact!

daily scaredy fact #2: scaredy was originally meant to be a playable class in GW2, but was replaced by Cactus sometime in developement. This is why cactus is currently in hell, as this sin is unforgivable.

anyways see your challenge

Hey

Sadly I’ll be out of the house by

So you guys get your scaredy fact early

Daily scaredy fact #3: Scaredy shroom was originally planned to be a plant in the dark ages, however, due to layoffs, the world was cut short

what does the :60 mean

i am confusion

does this just mean 3;00

pm

Yes

It’s a joke

Because scaredy shroom is unlocked in level 2-6 in pvz

So it only makes sense to do it in 2:60 my time or 3

bro is dedicated to the bit

i dont think its a bit...
almost all my social media accounts either have scaredy as the pfp or have scaredy shroom mentioned in my username

i geniunely just have scaredymania

oh my goodness

Hi everyone I have been camping since marooning but I too have a host role in this server

I hope we have had a great time so far

hi griff

happy pride month

SORRY GUYS I WAS DRAWING I MISSED

but you still get your scaredy fact

daily scaredy fact #4: scaredy didn't appear in the defunct pvz facebook game pvz adventures, however, a plant very similar to him called shamrock did. shamrock hasn't appeared since.

no youre not

dont lie

my favorite behind the scenes responsibility is calling @- fishpog’s school and pretending to be his dad to sign him out

how they haven’t picked up on my american phone number and new york accent yet? i have no idea!

im just praying you never have to say word with an o in it

because you pronounce forrest as farrest

oh well today you had to take a trip to the dentist awficce

LMFAO

also the only reason i have snapchat installed still is to see my memories from high school n #yeah i kinda cooked w this one

Hey guys I have a trick that will result in your age everytime

Step 1. Get your age

Step 2. Multiply by i

Step 3. Multiply by i

Step 4. Multiply by i

Step 5. Multiply by i

Thats your age

btw i really wanna talk to someone rn so dont be scared if i bust into any 1-1s that are active rn

servers kinda dead rn probably because some are doing the challenge rn but itll probably get more active by the scaredy fact

think of it as a pseudo day counter

except its much better because you learn something'

also shout out to the hyperfixation i had on the country of austria hungary in around 5th grade

still carrying me through history today

what's so funny

true isnt spelt like that

PLEASE CAN 2:60 COME ANY SOONE

i wanna give you the scaredy fac

well im a bit late to

currently 2:63 rn

close enough theres still 2-6 in the title

daily scaredy fact #5: normally, in the roof world of pvz1, side shooting plants must be planted in column 5 or above, or their projectiles will be blocked due to roof geometry. However, Scaredy may be placed on column 4 and still have shots reach the entire lawn, due to the fact that he shoots slightly higher than other plants. This glitch is called "Scabbage" by Scaredy patriots (me)

Ok guys Ive just come to a discovery

You know how they sell Mexican coke?

Yeah well they also sell Mexican sprite now

So I got the sprite and tried it

IT IS LITERALLY JUST MCDONALDS SPRITE

LIKE IT TASTES THE EXACT SAME

Without ice it tastes different BUT WITH ICE ITS THE SAME THING

from what I am aware they just started selling McDonald’s sprite

MEXOCAN

Oops

Idk if Mexican sprite is cheaper than McDonald’s sprite

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638039933457793027/1431846105930272848/Scaredy-shroom_In-Game_1.gif

hello this is me rn

fish i didnt know you were poly

going on a date with 6 people at once?! save some for us

I AM ONLINE

art jumpscare

Ok so I just got some dew

You wanna know what time I got the dew?

So it’s scaredy fact time

daily scaredy fact #6: in GW1, scaredy has a Halloween exclusive costume called Frankenshroom

LOL i need this poster fr

Just got a comically large amount of mtn dew

By comically large I mean:
12 pack normal dew
12 pack special Walmart exclusive dragonfruit dew
12 pack dirty dew
America pack (6 code red, 6 white out, 6 voltage)
12 pack Baja blast
20oz livewire (they don’t sell 12 packs of it)
20oz purple thunder (gas station exclusive dew)

Aka: im stocked for multiple months

Yo guys

Wow I didn’t think neither a challenge or tribal was happening today

Considering it is

Scaredy fact time

Daily scaredy fact #7: In the infinite ammo events in the garden warfare games, Scaredy can shoot incredibly fast for no reason at all

Additionally, later today, fio is hosting a sequester, and it’ll be streamed by me

So go check that out

hey I have 2 channels now

I contribute to like 95% of the messages here

So this is technically my channel

and now I have #lemmy’s-lawn

Hey everyone

I'm Griffin and I am here to remind you that I too am a fiovivor intern

hi griffin

oh hey guys

just 100% pvz 1 for like the 4th time

this time on the xbox 360 version

what time exactly you ask?

you know what time it is

Daily scaredy fact #8: Due to the fact that bungee zombies stretch their arms out, scaredy is able to be scared of them from a longer distanc

e

my friend made a collaborative playlist for her birthday

here’s what i submitted

im getting drunk for the second time this weekend

Hey all

Lem here

Remember when I talked about the Xbox 360 yesterday

Well soon in est it’ll be 3:60

But for me itll be

Idk why it sent twice

Scaredy fact #9: attaching a heal beam to a scaredy shroom in the garden warfare games can be used as an infinite money glitch

Also im sick irl right now take everything I say with a grain of salt

dont get @steph-level drunk....

HIO EBERYONE IM DRINK

challenge failed

alright i have some news for you

so my irl friends dared me to not talk about the pvz mushroom which i usually talk about alot today

and yk i dont wanna deny i dont wanna be a bad friend

so today im talking about my 2nd favorite pvz guy

doom shroom

so we will have a daily doom fact today

because it is the daily doom fact normally id do it at

but id be gone at

today

so im doing it now

Daily doom fact #1: Doom is the only plant who can kill other plants, as if a lily pad, flower pot, or pumpkin are planted an then doom is planted on them, then they get destroyed

Ykw screw this dare youre getting a daily scaredy fact too

Daily scaredy fact #10: somehow, digger zombies scare scaredy even when underground

arent you forgetting something

fine.

no you're STILL missing something

there

No one except bree and us would get that joke

Also I already said it

smth about the name of this album

i reslly love it

people's instinctive travels and the paths of rhythm

sounds like the name of a report that would be full of words that i couldnt define 85% of

goodnight now

guys fun fact about my keyboard

for some reason theres a dedicated calculator button in it

its right above the number pad

Sorry I was a bit late

I took a nap

Sorry everyone I missed

Daily scaredy fact #11: normally, in I-Zombie, the cardboard plants have no idle animations, however, when the cardboard scaredy shroom hides, it performs an animation

Nintendo direct tomorrow

might go back to being chronically online

social life is cooked

dating is cooked

productivity is cooked

it’s all just cooked honestly

fuck everything

ok i’m being dramatic

but shit is all cooked ngl

IM SORRY

I was watching the entire amogus series

Very good btw

but sadly I missed

So nowll do

Daily scaredy fact #12: Scaredy is in the quite horrible pvz Java edition, in which his animations are so bad it appears as if he’s dismembering himself

Also poll

Option 1 is to keep doing only scaredy facts, option 2 is to start gambling
TLDR: if option 2 wins, I’ll pick a random pvz mushroom and give a fact about them to spice things up

2

2

2

2

2

2

2

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-a-twelve-twelve-dice-roll-gif-26906738

This may be the funniest video title ever https://youtu.be/I9m7BI3yaWo?si=ZbhFO64Uee1og2OQ

i'm at the dentist at 8 in the morning

they just froze half of my mouth

like ugh

this is torture

jusst let me live

Welp it’s time

🎲 I choose: Hypnoshroom

Thank you Everest hub bot

Hypno fact #1: if the last zombie in the level eats a Hypno shroom, that zombie will die immediately

this is actually very interesting

@everyone OH MY FUVKING GOD

JALEN MOTHERFUCKING BRUNSON

NONONONO

what

GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY

TRUE

BUT JALEN BRUNSON SPARKED IT ALL

is this how people felt when i pinged @ everyone about deltarune chapter 5

BUR TRUE

no

this is so much more important oh my god

let me go read my yaoi in peace without being pinged, atleast ping for smt important like a new digimon game

KNICKS IN 5

LETS FUCKING GO

idk deltarune is pretty awesome

you are on track to earn a demotion.

so based

both of you.

dpmo i am happy for once

bitch yaoi is more important

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sitting-awkward-gif-15598327921732148994

i make the logos so

6 7!!!!

im too tired to gamble rn

scaredy fact time

Scaredy fact #13: Scaredy-Shroom costs 25 sun normally, however, in the day, it costs 100 sun, as you have to factor in coffee bean.

why is black lodge in quotes

@Alive Player if you want my love and affection please vote me for fan favorite in @Nicole's big brother! React with 🐈 here: https://discord.com/channels/1471251391174541335/1479956354406940725/1515391618440761395
https://discord.gg/jC8uNr6y

me abusing the alive player ping again haiiiiii

join this server btw - it is also twin peaks themed (though not for long!)

and you can apply for survivor season 4

@- Lemmy please maintain the scaredy facts

we are all waiting

in the meantime

the only real fact anyway lets be honest

give me a fucking break elon

actually let me do a fishpog fact

about 18 months ago there was an exploit? where you could get premium on twitter for free with all the benefits. i did it and it was patched about a month later but to this day i still have premium without a cent paid ever. i NEVER use this account anymore but i find it funny so there u go thats fishpog fact #1

fishpog fact #2 do not look at the tweets on this account

several of my friends are logged in and tweet very horrible things and ive been stopped caring so they dont get deleted anymore

didnt realize how much i was ranting

i guess its called host yapping for a reason amirite

love u all

arshadow is in fact childish and narcissistic fwiw

i didnt know u were tapped like that

bro i play gd every day 😭

yeah but like u have a life

i do but i also know too much ball lol

like if i'm free whenever it's happening i always watch the grief streams 💀

😭😭😭😭

https://tenor.com/view/gd-grief-geometry-dash-top-1-hardest-gif-4758459629621500245

that 2 player dual before the 2nd drop is soooo aura

its an incredible level

however it comes 2nd to the greatest level to ever grace the game:

https://youtu.be/oy2Mo1E9Y_A?si=NDNXnBFw8_TQ8ahh

good level but it's not anathema

anathema is probably my fav level in the game maybe lacy

and thank god for that

https://tenor.com/view/anathema-anathema-gd-geometry-dash-gif-3972536514985791807

i'm the woker baby

so speaking of geometry dash

Walking Stick

All currents eventually settle
That’s what I realized at the creek.
Gravity does its thing
In the meantime,
Only so far you can go without
Getting swept.
Away.

Creeks are a lot different than the beach
Like if you swapped out sand for more rocks
Too many damn rocks.
My feet do hurt.
Still was a happy camper
Present for the love of the game.

Realized a lot at the creek yesterday
Perhaps more than I was expecting.
Took a few minutes to take it all in
The water
The view
The environment.
The sticks. The sticks!
The best branch candidate became my walking stick.
Odds are if I’d rushed into the slippery creek
Slippery from all the algae
Without my walking stick
Slip!

I’ve slipped before
Many times.
On the jetty at the beach once too
And I’m so tired of slipping
And maybe the creek isn’t the only place I can look for a walking stick





mike apparently hasnt matched pfps with someone before

they dont use the same image...

crabs in a bucket

beautiful concept

and also a beautiful vince staples song

does anyone else miss scaredy facts

@- Lemmy ☹️

hi

sorry my internet died

for 3 DAYS

itll resume tomorrow

i just need to tell my friends im not dead

in the meantime

i just had a BOMB ass muffin

best muffin ive ever had

WE ARE BACK?

do u have the talking stick oh ok

my szn

guys guys calm down everyone can see this

this isnt host chat

i'll argue with a hoe in host yapping

idgaf

we're counting down the fawkin days

drunk

you tell THEM.

baja blast slides

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SCAREDY FACTS

I AM GROWING IMPATIENT

ok

I’ll gamble

🎲 I choose: perfumeshroom

Perfume shroom fact #1: before the 10.5.1 update in PVZ2, perfume shroom was world locked to Jurassic marsh

https://open.spotify.com/track/7g3htkaLz4ETFn0cifwM3y?si=h0Qf2mpqTmqkzmiNLyC7SA

me asf

so apparently the new love interest has beef with one of my exes

is this not insane @- Mike

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dude she didn’t even try

to change this other girl’s answers

UNC STILL GOT IT

LETS FUCKING GO

THIS GAMEMODE IS SO FUCKING HARD

riley did not finish 4th again

riley actually won an org

everybody cheer

GAGGGGGGGG

im at the atlanta dream game (wnba)

apparently my ex is also here…

well that wasnt too difficult

here’s what i’m up to on my trip btw

tomfoolery

they all wearing red just to fuck with me

featuring fiovivor alumni!

joe from origins, scrub from pekka’s playhouse, luis from victory road!

holy shit the legendary luis ive heard so much about

sorry for being inactive

Personal issues

art (human hypno shroom)

why do you guys not react my art

Youre all asleep anyways (if your a player)

waffle house was overrated

sorry riley

kys

??? can you be nice

also hi everyone

of course this girl is drinking what else is new.

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-stantwt-twitter-tiktok-reaction-meme-gif-10885768584948066267

IM LITERALLY THIS CLOSE.

YALL MEVER GONNA HEAR FROM M ME AGAIN

Fun fact I am like 90% sure my dad was the one who colored this masterpiece of a comic panel

This is a colaboration between Batman and faze clan and my dad got a shirt from helping work on this

he also worked on the boys comic

there is alcohol in my system for like the 4th time ever

i will nuke this server tonight.

oh you young innocent soul

i drank it really fast and now i want to get mroe but io have this really weird moral highground that is preventing me

alcohol drinkers are beneath me

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-sad-monkey-1

so you’re saying im beneath you….

oh riley dont hurt my vulnerable heart ☹️

holds.

this is just making me tired and nauseous

maybe its because im a FUC KING LOSER who is drinking alone.

#prayforfishpog

fiovivor got me moving up in the world

shoutout @Fiovivor Alumni

oh lowkey forgot to censor my professor’s name there but i trust you guys to be normal

congrats

https://www.instagram.com/p/DaVX7m8FEaIUjJ24PiULmbL0s3nAko_8NzJSLY0/?igsh=cDdkZGhoMmRlNTc5

meow

https://klipy.com/gifs/gd-geometry-dash-29

BANGER

I SURVIVED THE PEACHTREE ROAD RACE

and finished 13,000th out of 45,000 💀

@- Mike what’s good

im really drunk guys

“sean manaea” pitching for the mets

damn yall suck

idk anything about baseball so take my opinion with a grain of salt

we seriously do

LMFAOOOOO

5yr ago

“money on mcgregor”💀💀💀💀

this was the fight he broke his ankle in