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im mike but time to get into character ahem
Dale Cooper, FBI. Reporting in from the town of Twin Peaks.
I've been informed that your homecoming queen and town darling Laura Palmer has been found dead, wrapped in plastic on the shore of the Packard Sawmill.
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Now, in this alternate reality I created for reasons too complicated to get into, the method of bringing her to justice and finding the killer is to play an online game of Survivor
Welcome to Everest Survivor 1: Twin Peaks
I take it that you all want to know who will be participating in this game of Survivor...
Well... twenty four of you will.
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You all will be divided into four tribes of six castaways, sorted by your connection to the dearly departed dead girl.
When revealed, you'll have access to #deleted-channel and your tribe camps, with the marooning closing soon after the whole cast is unveiled.
Enough stalling, here we go.
Oh, I think I oughta reveal the first twist right now, right here.
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Based on your interviews with this cast and prior knowledge, your tribe assessments were based on assigning you guys with a Twin Peaks character!
We start out with Laura Palmer's very best friend, her innocent other half who just wanted to wear her clothes.
Representing Donna Hayward
Welcome @Bree [S1]!
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Next up is the father of the character we just mentioned. He delivered Laura Palmer and identified her body washed up on shore.
Representing Dr. Will Hayward
Welcome @Gem [S1]!
Laura's true lover is also shown here. Despite his plain nature and Handsome Squidward face, this young man just wants to ride off like the free spirit he is.
Representing James Hurley
Welcome @John [S1]!
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A woman resides in Twin Peaks with riddles and messages for the whole town. In Laura's last days, she delivered her one final message and wept as she met her fate.
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Representing The Log Lady
Welcome @Marissa [S1]!
why did that not send dammit
This jealous person may not have seemed to love Laura on the surface, but the respect she had for her exceeded anything else.
Representing Audrey Horne
Welcome @Theo [S1]!
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Last up for the tribe, is Laura's cousin who traveled from far out of town to pay respects to the Palmer family, their friends, and community.
Representing Maddy Ferguson
Welcome @- Void [S1]!
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Now, the second tribe takes a darker undertone. While some of these individuals had love for Laura, their ignorance or otherwise contributed to Laura's untimely demise.
First up, the young man who dealt cocaine to Laura and admitted to everyone that "We all killed her."
Representing Bobby Briggs
Welcome @Unknown User!
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Next, the community leader and owner of the Great Northern Hotel, who is unfortunately to blame for Laura's descent into his partner... business One Eyed Jacks... and he invented the fucking griddy
https://tenor.com/view/ben-horne-benjamin-horne-twin-peaks-griddy-dance-gif-8435781383529448770
Representing Ben Horne
Welcome @Brayden [S1]!
Following this is the man who's somehow the only psychiatrist in town... good lord.
I don't even need to open up that can of worms.
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Representing Dr. Lawrence Jacoby
Welcome @Fuggles [S1]!
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Next up, the RR Diner Waitress who unfortunately had a bit of an entanglement in Laura's love life.
Representing Shelly Johnson
Welcome @Omar [S1]!
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Next up is Laura's father, whose work commitments allowed Laura's spiraling life to slip under the rug... and something about mairzy doats idk
Representing Leland Palmer
Welcome @R-Lime [S1]!
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And lastly for this tribe...
How this character failed Laura is not in the show and only half-canon, do not look that shit up.
More importantly with this pick honestly
Representing Josie Packard
Welcome @Star Updates [S1]!
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Despite Laura's issues and descent into madness prior to her death, her role in the community as a leader will always be cherished.
First up, Laura's boss at the R&R Diner who co-ran the Meals on Wheels program with her, delivering food to those in need.
Representing Norma Jennings
Welcome @Bethany [S1]!
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Next up, the FBI agent in charge of... me! The man who sends me all the time to bring justice to young women across America who lose their lives in tragedy.
TODAY, YOU REMIND ME OF A SMALL, MEXICAN CHI-WOW-WOW
Representing Gordon Cole
Welcome @Corny [S1]!
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Rounding out this tribe are the officers at the Twin Peaks Sheriffs' Department.
Thankfully in this TV series, all of the cops are softies and don't commit any police brutality!
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First off, the department's secretary, committed to her job and family.
Representing Lucy Moran
Welcome @Unknown User!
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Next up, the Deputy who commits himself to uncovering the spiritual underbelly of the town he loves.
Representing Hawk Hill
Welcome @Ricci [S1; S2]!
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Now we've got the big dog... the head sheriff who runs it all until I show up!
Representing Harry S. Truman
Welcome @Ryan [S1👑]!
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And to round out this tribe, the wholesome deputy who hurts for the victims in the town... the whole damn town!
Representing Andy Brennan
Welcome @Tully [S1; S2]!
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Now for our last tribe... did these six people have a particularly big connection to Laura? Not really, but Laura is Twin Peaks in many ways, and these characters are like highkirkenuinely relevant to the show so like yeah they're special too ❤️
Our last six represent...
First up, the witty, energetic individual whose love for cotton balls, silent drapes, and athleticism make her stand out amongst the rest of the town.
Representing Nadine Hurley
Welcome @Andrew [S1]!
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Next, the Air Force officer that represents the model father figure in the town, seeing the good in his own troublemaker son.
Representing Major Garland Briggs
Welcome @Unknown User!
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We've now got the FBI agent who comes into town to quickly examine the little details in the Laura Palmer case... an individual truly among the ranks of Ghandi and King.
Representing Albert Rosenfield
Welcome @Coco {S1}!
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THERE WAS A FISH...
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@everyone hello and welcome
to the cast reveal of Everest Survivor S2: New Horizons!!!!
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before we start i would like to say a few words
first, i was overwhelmed with the interest for this season
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i knew the theme was good but wow
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i am so excited for this season.
next, i see now why people give so much time for apps and stuff
this season we decided to get very experimental... we're going for a more chaotic season with a smaller cast
what's the cast size? idk you'll have to see
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this person's a little reminiscent of a popular tongue twister
except their name isn't quite spot on
[Carlee,](https://open.spotify.com/track/3uYm4MtU6jUQft2DtGqEoZ?si=5e9614172fea48c0) aka @Carlee!
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our second cast member is someone who i must admit i am very excited to see play
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one of the original people i wanted to recruit but thought wouldnt be interested
but after it all they told me they would love to!
put your hands together for
[Pizzaman,](https://open.spotify.com/track/2kLI3WeOPoP5rLP1lXr6nH?si=d9eed47c77d84d44) aka @Pizzaman!
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oh yea btw, lovely cast cards made by the handsome and incredible @- big T !
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someone who i have no idea how to introduce

just like everyone else here, i'm sure they'll be a great time, and if i'm not mistaken they're reviving one of the most beloved aspects of season 1...
[Snubbs,](https://open.spotify.com/track/0gEyKnHvgkrkBM6fbeHdwK?si=eecadbf0b03147e5) aka @Snubbs!
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ill now be passing it over to @- big T for the next trois