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hi.

hey.

I am busy af at work I will message later

No worries.

Ok I am still at work but it is kinda dead now like yay

Like screams for joy

Like is sick and tired

WHATS UP

Are out of work soon???

Not soon enough??

Like what’s the vibe

Yes

I am out at 7

Gonna eat

And then vibe out

Kinda finishing with a customer

I just am so not in the mood today

Work wise

Fuck yeah, what do you do (lame ass org shit we out here)

I usually am more positive

Just escape tbh

BRB

No worries I ge it

Ok kinda returns but im going to eat

I love not being locked in I love being busy

I love being inconsistent

Welcome back

I also love being bus

Busy

And not around

Me too

I ate I had my work done

I am finally locked in.

Like ok watch out for how locked in I am tbh

WHATS UP KYLE

IM LOVKED IN TOO

OMG

I love locking in

TBH I am doing nothing

I am going to continue doing nothing

And I will be estactic about it

I love freedom

HRU today

CONGRATS ON BEING AN ALLSTAR

I’m gonna do so much NOTHING RN

I was gonna watch a show but my ADHD ass cannot do that rn

But im gonna chill since. I woke tomorrow

IM SO HAPPY TO BE AN ALL SGAR

Congrats on winning AND being an all star

Not u wokeing tomorrow

Ur so woke that work is just woke to u

I’m watching movies soon tbh

I find it hard to care for longer than an hour tho I need to fix my attention so bad

I’m woke all over the place tomorrow and that’s okay, someone has to be woke

What movie are you watching

MY ATTENTION ID AWFUL

I am watching rocky

I love boxing

What kinda work r u in

Ur employment maxxxing

OH SHIT

I’ve always wanted to see Rocky

I’ve never been a fan of mma or boxing

But I know a shit ton about ufc

Even though I dislike it

BUT

I work in a furniture store’s office

I answer calls and take cash from customers in the store

It’s lowkey hype

Wbu

I’m a salesman

I sell insurance

I sell it out of a car dealership

So I work kinda silly hours

But it’s fun I like it a ton

Oh shiiiittt I used to be a salesman and then I was like NO

I hate being a salesman

INSURANCEOUT OF A CAR DEALERSHIP?

That’s kinda fire

Actually sounds fun??

It’s pretty funny

I like enjoy it a ton

But it’s a very active job

I’m always out and about and doing nonsense

It keeps me young I say

I like sales a lot

Cuz it’s the only job where I can work harder and actually get paid more

Do you walk a lot or do you have a chair??

Or are you driving

Sales is fun when comission happens

And it seems like a necessity everyone needs a car

Not everyone needs furniture

So I’m fine where I am at

I have a hair but I go between buildings lmao

The dealer I work with owns 3 dealerships

So ur wrong everyon does in fact need durniture

U GONNA STAND IN UR KITCHEN

LIKE GN

You have hair?? You’re not bald?

W

Damn okay I hope the dealerships aren’t too far away from each other though

Well but like…. You can get shit for so cheap on marketplace and nobody is buying homes rn

I’ll buy a stool for my kitchen

From IKEA

Oh I guess that’s true u can buy on market place

But I mean for nice stuff I wouldn’t wanna buy some other guys couch

Especially a couch

That’s gotta be my couch

I mean fuck yeah but that shit gets EXPENSIVE

Like people finance couches

It’s crazy

I deal with the financing too

It’s fun

I’ll grab a couch for you and mail it your way Kyle

I got you

TTrue

What if they give u good financing tho...

Like zero percent thats a free couch

LIZZO?

Oh I thought like zero said Lizzo

It’s 0% over 60 months rn

But you have to sign up for like our chain’s card

It’s weird

But it hype

IM SIGNING UP TBH

Hey so, this is insane btw

Just so u know !

LMFAO WDYM

I reread “like zero” as Lizzo

Do I need to apologize

I’m so sorry

DO ITTT

I may as well just send you furniture for free instead

I gotchu

Thank u king

I was so worried

Yeah if u don’t mind honestly???

I love free stuff tbh

I promise I’m nice and not evil

I would never

Besmirch

I actually have sent 4 org players candy when I used to manage a candy store LOL

What’s the worst candy to receive

Like what candy do u get and ur like fuck u for even giving me this

The fact this was my first pull is NUTS

Maybe an omen???

Honestly like….. if I gave someone chocolate covered ginger it would be a huge fuck you but that’s just my opinion

LMFAO

I don’t love Ginger enough

What the fuck

Why he looking like that

Ginger is awful

It doesn’t go with chocolate at all it’s insane

That is serious and honest af

LMFAOOO why the fuck does he look like that you’re so right

It’s like candied ginger but it doesn’t taste right at all

It may be the worst thing we carried

But the old fucks loved it

Why?? Idk

Black licorice sucks too

But that’s not shocking

I actualy

Have always hated old ppl so much

They r so stupid

And they have no taste honestly

So that tracks lowkey

I HATE OLD PEOPLE SM

You work with the general public

So you get it

I do

And they’re all awful

They bring nothing to the table

And it pisses me off

The are all the worst

Only one has made me cry before

LOL

An old person?

Don’t cry over then the will die soon

LMFAOOO well no like hear me out

She had dementia and tried to like hand me 200 dollars thinking she was handing me 40

I got emotional thinking about people taking advantage of her

I’m taking her fucking money I’m sorry

Queen it’s going in my pocket

I’m promise they r evil anyway

LMFAOOOOOO so why are you not on the undead tribe????

That’s nasty

But

You’re not wrong

She was so sweet though

Sweet old ladies are like

Sometimes the best

Some of my besties are old ladies

But like not in a GILF way

More like a, I’m besties with a bunch of grandmothers who treat me like their pampered grandson

I had an old lady recently

Wait sorry fcu ku

GILF

Insanity

Anyway had an old lady recently she just had no sympathy or belief in the spirit of man

I just hate old people they r the meanest imo

They cant take anything

They wont listen

They jump to evil

I’m confused but I support you in your ventures. Never would diss

Old people are not supportive ever

AND ALWAYS CUT OFF

They r set in their ways

like when I’m talking to one on the phone it’s BARK BARK BARK back

The old men are the worst

And don’t get me STARTED

on the old people who are cautious about EVERYTHING

U lowkey have a strong and powerful bark

I hate old pepoepl who cant make desicsions

Theyre too caustous they cant think what to do

I am sorry im drunk

I actually barked earlier today.

Is context needed? No.

Hi drunk I’m Drew

But nah your all good

OLD PEOPLE ARE NUTS

``uh``

Ok I tried to bark it iddnt work

So I do a lot of like dealing with old people and selling to old people and they annoy me cuz a lot of the times I unironically will be trying to help them and they wont listen

They will think im scamming them cuz theyre trained to think of scammers but im literally saving u money like gg

LMFAO I HEARD THE ATTEMPT

IM DYING

``Так, так, так, так, так, так.``

Omg it thinks I’m speaking Russian

THE RUSSIAN IS INSAN

Damn I feel like it would be more middle aged people because like old people don’t drive-

Okay wait I’m curious if this bot picks up other languages

``Mi tierra está vacía.``

That meant to at wallet in Spanish

Do u speak Spanish or r u rolelayinf lowkey

I’m Mexican?

Does that answer it

I don’t speak Spanish

Me when I look at the offal chart

Girl I’m so drunk I’m sorry

IDGAF when I’m sober I’m drunk

I can match your energy

Like I’m high energy

Do I give off Honeycomb Tripe vibes

I dont know who that is

What did HT do

Did she slay

HONEYCOMB TRIPE

LEFT COLUMN

Beef and Veal

Circular yellow

What the fuck is this image

Ferris wheels

Do you like Ferris wheels

I dont rly ride too many

I dont even know where the closest is

Good morning Kyle

What’s up!

Ugh

I gotta go to the gym I don’t want to tho

Did you end up going??

I need to go to the gym more

But putting that into my schedule is such a force

Yes I’m rewarding myself with lamb over rice

I only ever find myself going on off days

Cuz I can’t find the time otherwise

LAMB OVER RICE SOUNDS SO GOOD

Going on days off is honestly the best way to do it

Idk how people wake up at the crack of ass to work o it

Ok I’m home now

Those people r fucking freaks

That I have no respect for

The mid day crowd seems chill

I’m new to the gym and the only ppl going on a Wednesday midday r like kinda buff ppl that go nearly every day

And they’re all nice they told me what machine to use and how to use them 😭

Welcome home!!!

I can’t work out first thing in the morning tbh

I have no respect for high schoolers in the gym either

I just need to go to a nice gym

Where people wouldn’t judge me

KDJSJSJSJ

They r evil children

I hate children so much

Honestly no shade but

Everyone under the age of 25 can fuck off

So who don’t you hate

You hate elders

You hate youngers

Who don’t you hate

I actually hate all people

I am a bottomless pit of hatred tbh

LMFAO

Are there any people you don’t hate

ANY

like Dr Phil

Dude dr Phil is a huge Republican

WHO DRUGGED TODD FROM SURVIVOR

I like u

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WAIT WTF

DRUG DR PHIL AND SEND HIM TO THE GULAG

ew

That’s a huge ick

Fuck Dr Phil

I hope all his bread goes moldy

I LIKE KYLE

I think his bread will go moldy soon

Yeah he like

Gave him a bunch of liquor when he was a recovering alcoholic

S o that he could make him look crazy on stage

I remember that

What a fucking hoe for allowing them to do that

DR PHIL

NOT TODD

Todd is the victim

I feel bad

It’s ok Todd is a millionaire and doctor Phil is bald

The world is healing

Todd is a Funko Pop guy now

He seems happy

Phil is

Sad

Just look at his face

That’s so embarrassing lowkey

I’ve always wanted to get into collectibles

But I think I’m too poor

To collect things as a hobby

And also no space in room

Let’s not talk about Funko pops negatively

I have 4

AND YKNOW WHAT

that’s okay

I hate hate hate how they look

But they have the characters I like

And I like uniformity

What’s in ur collection

Why do u hate them what’s wrong with u

Only these 4

Nigel

Those r lowkey crazy

LMFAO WHY

And I’m getting a smiling friends one

<:wooperskate:1414286032093974549> <:wooperskate:1414286032093974549> <:wooper_skate:1414286032093974549>

Wooooo

Do you have any

No I dont

I am too poor

Do u even listen to me

Nigel looks crazy

It is isnane

NIGEL IS MY FAVE THORNBERRY

Donnie is sick

You’re not poor

You’re rich imo

You give bling bling boy energy

Who is bling bling boy

Does he cuck

Fuck

I’m so back

He does fuck?

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-bling-bling-bling-evil-laughing-laugh-gif-24196342

Like come on now

Look at his swag

Holy shit that guy fucks like crazy

I know him

I dont have a necklace like that yet

HE FUCKS SO HARD

You need one

I honestly do I think I need a giant K shaped Diamond encrusted necklace soooooo bad

Wait tha would be HEAT

I need a diamond encrusted Krink

KRONK

https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H235a2bd96a3d4e45a2409f42bfcdb8c9B.jpg

Something like that

But KRONK

HOLY FUCK

That shit goes so hard it’s insane

WHATS UP KAISLE

Omg cuz aisle

That’s awful

I’m so back

What’s up Kyle

What’s new

How’s life

I just watched survivor

I wont spoil if ur not spoield

I just watched survivor

Too

Bam Adebayo surpassed Kobe Bryant this episode

I odnt know what that means ngl

Is hethe one who got 80 points

Yes he did

LOL

but

Survivor

So good this season so fa

There’s one thing I’m scared of

I hate the boot that got booted ...

Sadness

I like that our tribe

Is unhinged

Off the Yerky

SAME MY FAMILY WAS ALL SO SAD

Tf is a yerky

This tribe kinda sends

Everyone is trolly

WhcihI love

Like Popping a Yerky

WE LOVE THE TROLLS HEEHEHHEE

The go crazy

Like fent but it’s a yerky

Oh I love beef yerky does that count

I LOVE JACK LINKS

JACK LINKS TERIYAKI

Ever have it???

So good

I have but

TBH

I dont love jerkey that much like

It doesnt do it for me

I do sometimes have one like to get thro;ugh it

But it doesnt excite me

I DIDNT RESPOND OMG

So what do you eat instead

If not beef jerky

I love eating liquid calories

What the fuck is a liquid calorie

Protein shake???

No like hardl iquores

Good morning

Hardl

iquores

Good morning

I’m so busy that I want to die

Pees on u

Hi Kyle I’m pissing myself

What’s up

Not u peeing urself while I pee on u that’s insane

That’s so much pee what the hell

I just Stan u is all I wanted to say hi

I’m gaming

I stan and adore you

I’ve had like 4 meetings today

And am doing an open to close

It’s rural

BEUTAL

They’re like omg the furniture has to be better

And then the next meeting is like let’s make it worse

It’s moreso because I’m a manager in the office

Wait now I’m doing work bye

I have to tell my staff off when they are being rough

BYE

you hate me

I do yeah

My last meeting for the day

``Thank you.``

``Sorry, I said that back then. Getting out of work, I just wanted to hit you up because I like you. Not like, like, like, but like, yeah. And I was kind of like, hashtag gaming today. Like, social gaming. You know, social gaming. And I was like, talking to some people. Because, I mean, with tribal, I mean, like, tribal's important. right? Travel is important. But I don't like,``

``It's not because my phone's wet. It's snowing in New York. I'm in my car now. But yeah, so travel's important, but I was like, I'm really, I'm more invested in like making sure that I have friends and we all do well. So I'm like, today, I'm like, who do I like? I'm like, I like Drew. So I'm like, yeah, let's fucking, I love that. And then I was like, who else do I like? And I was like, I like Kristen. And I talked to Kristen about it. I was like, yo, I like Drew. I like Kristen. And Kristen's like, we should get Katie's cool too. And I'm like, yeah, Katie's pretty cool. So I don't know. That was what I did today. I was like, I'm trying to like get an alliance basically going. Because I think we're all cool. And that's my, anyway, that's what I was up to today. Game wise. That's my updates.``

``Okay, fuck yeah, because I love talking to you and I adore you and I'm so sorry I haven't been around, but I would love to work with you. I would love to have something going you and I if we can make that happen. I'm so sorry I haven't been around. Work has just been nuts. I'm busy. Thank you so much for wanting me in that type of thing because I love that group. I fucking love it. I am so hype. It's a great group. I really appreciate you for not hating me because I haven't been around. I hate being busy. not cool, but hope your day has been going well.``

I love voice memo text to speech so much

I HATE IT

LMFAO

I’m back text

I work like all day so I dont rly care if ur away help I literally just work all day

LOL

It sends me

I am sob usy every day and I hate it

I am actually so tired today I really dont wanna do this swap thing at all I really dont

I just dont have the energy at all to talk to like 11 people

I hope they vote out a new schooler at least

So that I dont have to talk to 6 new people

I just wanna sleep : (

LMFAOOO

I am so busy every day too

And I can’t

Like

WAIT

WE COULD STAY ON THESE TRIBES

for all you know

Wait really?

I would be so much happier

If that happened

Are you not on my tribe

Fuck this shit

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