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FUCK

Hello cro

whats up

I won money at the casino babyyyy

Im chilling like a villian

What’s up with you? How are yaV

ya*

LFGGGGGGG

CASINO TUPE SHIT

I am watching tv in bed

So I’m busy being lame

Drew you don’t have to be fake with me diva

We know each other too damn well I know damn well u don’t give a fuck😭

Im happy to see you though man

How’s life

This tribe is insane it’s such a blast from the past for me

You, Neptune, Dallas

I don’t give a single shit if I’m being honest but I support the debt

I’m super happy to see you

Life is nuts LMFAO

Lots new but not enough new

This tribe ISSSS old school

Tell me everything dawg

I know

What I like about u is you never faked the funk with me 😭 and Vice versa

I remember this one org where we just told each other we were voting each other every freakin tribal

In what way like what’s up where

Lmaoooo

YEA

Just everything dude

This is our time to catch up before I disappear again for years

If I’m being honest I’m so like… social but not. I hate being fake and I appreciate you know that

I mean come on Drew you hate us it’s obvious 😭 but at least with me you can hate in peace

Well I now work at the furniture store… as a manager in the office but I’m so busy! So that’s great unmmm so much travel since we last talked

WHO IS US???

I only hate on Saturn

De h yea true

HELL YEA

Where did you travel to?

Indianapolis’s and Maryland

Not much changed for me tbh I almost killed myself but then I locked in fr

LMFAO

Niceeeeeee

WHAT?? SIR???

Oh yea and I was in jail for a bit

I met my b*yfriend playing an org and he lives in Maryland so I traveled there like 4-5 times

Are you being fr

Rn

You have a boyfriend 😭

Or are you being

Everyone from the old days has an SO

Nah I am fr

I was being suspected of fraud dude

Yes since like June

Well did you do it

Literally everyone got someone 💔

No that’s why I’m not in jail anymore YIPPEE

Cristen just called me a mf twink this season is going into my next suicide note

WOOOOHOOOOOO YOU ATE

Mines from an org so like

Does it even count

KDJDJSJSJ

Yes?????

It’s true

I got nobody dude I get curved every day

WHY TF

IM NOT A TWINK

Who doesn’t wanna date someone who went to jail

Idk everyone thinks I’m a criminal or something

I also almost did a stint for assault

But I was let off the hooo

hook*

But ANYWAY

So boyfriend, store, travel

Ur doing good homie

ASSAULT WHY??

Shit been going fire for both you and I it seems??

Idk dude pissed me off

That’s amazing

Tbh

He hit me first

I just hit him back harder

So I’m innocent

Nah my life is going off the rails

BUT THATS FUN RIGHT

But atp I’m just seeing how much more I can fuck up

Exactly

Saturn istg if you’re yanking my chain

There’s no way this is real right

Naur dude 😭

Im fr unfortunately

Mf got jailed 💔

BUR

BUT

That’s fucking fun

I have my own place now

Who wouldn’t wanna go to jail

And I’m set to graduate law school

Even though I did a stint in jail

So you know what hell yea

LETS GOOOO SATURN

WOOOO

Thank you, thank you

Neptune just said getting jailed is super like me

So 💔

Is there something I’m missing

Why is nobody surprised that I ended up in jail I hate y’all😭

it is something you would do

You’re a real life villain too

I’m a hero

I ate applesauce in 2025

WDYM IM A REAL LIFE VILLIAN

Yea

Racism in orgs now 😒

NO NO NO

NO NO NO

NO

NO

Yes🙏

No but seriously dude

I’m so mf happy you found someone

And that ur doing well

I’m so happy that all my old day homies went and touched grass and became actual developed members of society

THANKS BROSKI

im doing fucking fire

I kinda just lost braincells throughout the years I used to be a serious ORG player that people cared about now I just get brought back for memes

IM SLAYING

Dunno if this is sarcasm but you are dude

I mean

Management at your job

You got a hubby

What else would u want

I DONT HAVE A HUBBY

Let’s not call him that

It hasn’t even been a year LMFJSJSJS

Memes are fun tho

It’s been 84 years

Or something idk

HI SAYURN

good morning fucker

Why are you here

Tbh

I have no idea

Saturn I hate asking you what’s new and like

You went to jail

Like can you do anything interesting smh

Sorry😭

I’m boring asf

I spend my time either in jail or gambling

Do you do anything that like

Makes the world happy

I mean not really

I’m a menace 2 society

Just like Cristen is apperantly a menace to sobriety

LAWLS but anyway

Since u are here

Give me the deetz

It’s no secret that me, you, Dallas and Neptune all know each other

Are we doing an SUPER old school thingy or did the 3 of u just not talk

LMFAP SOBRIETY DAMN

Oh I talk to them if I’m being honest

Yesterday for tribal I ghosted everyone but that’s fine because I’m Drew and I can do that

But

It’s not like I’ve had any alliances come up

But I adore the two

And the oldest school could go dummy

Last tribal was unan because “Enya was dry” which I don’t agree with but whatever

What about you Saturd

Apperantly he heard his name and started tweaking😭

I’m ngl I did NOT want Evie to go fr

It made me sick 2 my stomach

He did start tweaking and I felt bad because like…. I’ve been in the same building as the guy

He started saying some wild shit

LMAO

Like Cristen spearheaded his vote out

Idk

Oh DIVA MOTHER

His Ender

7-4-1 as well💔💔

She could’ve lived smh

Brent stray voted

I voted Evie smh

DAMN

Why would you vote Evie if you liked Evie

The fuck???

Fake as hell

Im diva

I wanted screentime

So I flipped lmao

No fr majority was just there

And I was NOOTTT going home first ahain like my last 2 orgs

YOU ARR SCREENTIME

LMFAO

Who got the other votes if I may ask

4 om Stephen

1 om Kebab

WHY STEPHEN

You hoes

I didnt vote freaking Stephen!

but he was inactive lmao

You’ll be honest with me

Am I a big back if I eat a second sandwich

I just made a chicken salad sandwich

Yea you’re fat asf if u do

But idgaf I eat Big Macs every night

Okay yknow what I won’t eat the second sandwich

Thank you

LMAO

Eat that shit

You’re a twink

You’re 23-24 now?

Twink death is coming Drew

Eat that sandwich

IM NOT A TWINK ANYMORE

I’m straight

My girlfriend and I are happy together

Girl please Troye Sivan modeled himself after you

lmfaoooo

No

I have dark hair

And a beard

LMFAO

I used to be a twink

And now I’m a MAN

A BIG MAN

Also

We a tribal now lol

ummmm

BECAUSE OF YOU

FUCKIN 17 MINUTE HEADASSS

Srie

I struggled a bitb

bit

You give me gastrointestinal problems

Because of the 17 minute time

Is it über für mich?

WHAT

DOES

THAT

MEAN

It means

Is it over for me 💀

Girl no

Not one bit

Didn’t you wanna make an alliance of the old old school

I ain’t in any alliances

I’m chomping at the bit for anything

You mean you, me, Dallas and Drew?

I’m Drew you idiot

Wait

And Neptune

LAWLS

If I ever have to vote for you am I allowed to make a jail joke

Of course

I won’t vote you I just need to have permission

I mean yea

I know Neptune would be down

Wait should I spill some tea and blow tribal up😭👅

Idk about Dalai Lama

What’s tea

I’m in a 6 person alliance

From my old tribe

Villains/old schoolers

But tbh I don’t wanna be tied to some freaking pre-decided tribe match up alliance

I wanna work with people that I actually wanna work with

U ain’t got this from me though

I don’t disagree

My tribe doesn’t even have that Saturn

And that’s no. Ap

Yea, so we do

But I refuse

To work with that

LOL

I also refuse to do any tribe v tribe shit

LMDQO

YESSIR

Can u hop on VC?

Or if you don’t wanna just be honest with me

I can’t hop on vc

Lotion is crazy…

We know what kind of Man U are

My coworker has dry hands

Blame Terry

This is her desk

Sure buddy

Goonmaster

Well one can be professional at work but THE goon master outside

I don’t combine the two

You would though

Is there tea Saturn

That I’m missing

Naw

I told you everything I know

I think?

I’m flipping on that stinky 6 that’s the only tea for now

I have no idea who’s on the chopping block or where the vote is headed

Is there anything you would prefer or want to do

Actually yea

I wanna make a big move tonight lol

I wanna cut off the lynchpin off in Bazz

He has his hands in every pot

Me no likey

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Dallas and Me

And Neptune

Are down for a four

Shiiii

Lets do it

I LOVE SAYURJ

????????

Ok thank you diva

SATURN IS MY FAVE

Ok thank you diva?

Of course

Thank YOU

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