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Kyle omg

IM LAUGHING WELCOME BACK

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FOUGHT LIKE HELL LIKE WHOA

Legitimately, I have no idea how I won that vote

I thought for sure Neptune was going back in

Any idea who voted u in or is it like a complete mystery

Thats so cool

Dallas and Penelope

It was a three way tie initially between me, Neptune and Riley

Oh it tied thats crazy

Holy cowq

Thats so fucking funny help what a cool way to come back what a chaotic nightmare lowkey LKJSALDA

I’m so happy to be back

U got to skip all the controversy

Like all the quits

Jiv being racist

Oh don’t worry, I saw that bullshit

I was glad you immediately spoke up because that shit was uncalled for

THAT SHIT WAS

And the fact that

He wasnt removed right away

I wont even get into all that

Cuz we r past that

But damn its been a

Really sad couple round

rounds

I htink its going to pick back up

But damn was it rough

Yeah that’s what I’ve heard

I’m ready to be the shot of adrenaline people need

We have all just been majorly depressed tbh LOL

EXACTLY

UR BRINGING IT BACK AROUND

Her flop ass on this season

I’m her flop ass, Kyle…

Should have gone to rocks at final 4.... cursed ever since....

hey girl hey

Hey king im so busy today I’ll be on a little later

Ok RETURNS SORRY

THEY KEPT MET TIL 9 PM

That’s absurd!

IT WAS SO BAD ENYA

I LITERALLy

I am done

.

I need to go to another job I cant take that place its destroying me

TBH today wasnt even that bad but the hours were awful

Anyway I am sorry I havent been as greeting as I should have been to u back at the game, I would give u a run down of everything that has happened but im sure u must be caught up to speed by now with like 10 other people rushing to ur dms to tell u all about it LOL

The job market sucks right now unfortunately but hopefully you can start looking and see if there’s some good jobs to apply to!

And you know, not many people have been rushing to DM me here…

Oh really?

Thats pretty surprising considering the current state of the game

I mean last round a lot of people were pretty surprised by my decision to let dallas go

And I heard a lot of people r tryna build like

Numbers or like a side or something

So it kinda surpises me that no one would be giving u information when ur literally immune and entering at the literal turning point of the game the merge lol

But tbh

Everyone is so damn burnt out

Since jiv got removed

Like

I havent had the energy in days

I barely havebeen online

I just feel like I caught a second wind cuz I think the game is going to stop being toxic now

That the quits and stuff seem to be done

But then of course i end up having the busiest day of my entire career haha

Yeah I won’t tolerate toxicity

I aint gonna either

I am PAST being sad

I am in my positivity era

Yaaas queen

Brent is kinda crazy

He’s been the most forthcoming to me imo and I don’t know why

People tell me hes crazy but I havent seen enough of it just hearing what hes crazy about

He kinda got really fucked by the hosts lowkey

I disagree

But that’s also based on what Tiff told me only

What did tiff tell u abut it

So like, I could be wrong

From what I heard it sounded like he did get majorly fucked and its coming from someone who doesnt even like brent

WIth the tiebreaker specifically

She said that Jiv was in possession of the idol when he was pulled, which is why he didn’t get the idol back

Oh I don’t even know about the tiebreaker

OH yeah the idol thing is a whole different thing that makes sense

So

They did this last comp

I forgot what it was

but they didnt plan a tiebreaker

So they dmed in brents submission like oh submit a tiebrekaer u have thiry minutes

Cuz it tied without them realizing it would

And he didnt submit in time cuz he didnt know

and then he got eliminated in the tiebreaker

Ahhh

Yeah kinda sketch

But yeah no the jiv thing I think makes sense

THats kinda his pick I guess

LOL

Yeah

Cristen told me you and her got in a fight?

I mean not rly a fight but yes

I kinda blidnsided her with not picking her or dallas

But I was sick of her running it tbh

She has had a tough time on undead

But I know for a fact every single person on undead stans her, and I know for a fact that most of my og garden people r heavily aligned with her

And im just expected to do everything that theyre cool with and not make a move for myself all game? I dont play that way tbh

Cristen isn’t on Undead though

You mean Old School?

I meant oldschool yeah

Sorry the tribes always confused me LKJSDLa CUZ WE SWAPPED EVERY DAMN ROUND

Yeah so everyone in Distortion World was up Cristen’s ass saying she’s had it so rough and has no power and made me promise to align with her if I go back in

Meanwhile I get here and literally EVERYONE has told me they’re working with her

Dude thats exactly how it is

I already know I cant even get her out any time soon

So I decided dallas was a move to go for it

I don’t get why people fall for her mist every time

But I cant even tell anyone besides like u

Cuz

Everyone is alligned with her

So I have just been telling everyone he is inactive

BUT THE SAD PART IS DALLAS LIKED ME I JUST NEEDED ANOTHER CRISTEN MINION OUT

ITS BRUTAL MAN

I felt awful doing it

I didnt even like dallas until

Like idk final 18

But he rly grew on me

But I had to make a play I cant just

Be a pawn all game

Cristen framed it as Dallas walked to save her

Once you chose Marionette

Kinda true

But not rly

I mean dallas said beforehand cuz

I was in an alliance with

Me/katie/cristen/dallas

Dallas was like if its between us three (cuz katie is immune)

He told both of us to pick him

And said he would ask to go

If it had to be between him and cristen

So I am like

Ok

Have fun

Goodbye

Ah ok

So you’ve got some work to do this round

As I’m sure you’ve realized

Yeah I definitely am going to be targeted pretty hard

But likeeee

If I go I go

I would rather pull some nonsense this round

I think if people have any brains they would keep me and brent around cuz we literally dont like anoe another LOL

But I have a feeling it will default

Between us

I’m down to do something crazy this round since I have immunity

Brent is targeting you already lol

I mean yeah ROFL

i am targeting him haha

So that makes sense

I will be honest I think everyone knows im close to katie, im lowkey close to vini less people know that besides u from BACK ON OG, besides that a lot of other people in the game r more nebuluous, I kinda owe my life to tiff to some degree tho obviously

Thats kinda where my benchmark is in the game honestly

Yeah Cristen told me you and Katie were close

She told me the whole “Kyle and Katie have sway on Garden” debacle with Tiff

Literally she literally said im running it she ddnt say I have sway

Said me and katie r running it

To be clear

But yes

LOL

AND IM LIKE GURL

KETTLE MEET POT

She told me that was “lost in translation” by Tiff

Like, Sure Jan

Maybe it is maybe im being played a bit

But I also know what I know I aint stupid

Well I am kinda stupid

And btw after round one she came to me

Saying its good enya went cuz he said u would be a good shield he was probably gonna use me

You may be stupid, but you’re not dumb

Like gurl i literally won his season I didnt think enya was dumb enough to just let me waltz there another time, but its round fucking one who gaf

I did said this to her because you kept saying we could trust her and she very much wasn’t giving me that, so I tried like, downplaying how close you and I were

And it didn’t work lol

And yeah, I didn’t think it was a crazy thing to say? I would’ve said it to your face 😂

That’s what I don’t like about a lot of these people. Everything leaks for no reason and it just makes the game stupid

Its been a leakasaurus this game honestly

Everyone knows everything its ridiculous

TBH

Yeah I hate it

So Katie’s really workin it with me tonight and I feel like I’ve already got Vini since he saved me during Distortion

You should ask Brent to take you to the cabin 😂

It would be so funny

Can u fucking imagine

He might take me for the troll of it

I heard he was upset that dallas went just cuz he wanted someone to hate

It’ll be like Jiv swapping with you last minute in S7

TBH with him gone I gthink im way less likely to go so I weirdly dont mind him being immune regardless of who he takes

That’s true actually

LOL

Not to be selfish!

But yeah I mean u kinda gotta carve ur own path obviously coming back, u kinda came back in a very lucky way in that I think most people would be eager to have a returner win the game/work with them because of how awful this midsection of the game is - but I am happy to answer any questions and talk game with u cuz I have been in ur position before I have actually played a game and came back after being first boot into the merge

But i am always open to any questions or any tea if I get any I am happy to share it with u cuz I feel like we were robbed of playing with one another here in allstars and it is a bit of another chance to try it out

I really appreciate it. You know I’m not gonna snake you and will be straight up with you throughout the game as we’ve always been with each other

I obviously am definitely down to work with you again if our agendas align

Absolutely u know im a freak thats always tryna get freaky

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Not the nuts...

You don’t like nuts?

I am like neutral on nuts...

LOL

Interesting…

WHATS INTERESTING ABOUT IT....

Theyre a pretty integral part to a healthy diet!

They rly do be making me work all the time

OFF DAY FOR ME TOMORROW LIKE YAY

Gm

Thank God

I know right

Have u heard much this round I heard net as a vote

Yeah that’s what I’ve heard

Are you ok with that or do you wanna go in a different direction?

Its not my preference honestly cuz I am somewhat close with her randomly

Its tough cuz I am at work til about 7

I kinda need to be available to push a bit

Yeah and the ball is definitely rolling

Ok finally home

Time to use discord in my shower

Oh fuck yeah

HELL TO THE YEAH

Hru tonight

I’m awesome

Halfway through a 3 hour Swedish film

Whats it about

Like the fish…

lol

It’s about two children whose father dies and their mother remarries

Id it like drama or horror

It’s giving creepy

I mean, kids are always spooky

But it’s drama

I am being involved in some nonsense

Maybe interesting nonsense

Yes?

I was added to a thing to blidnside ore randomly last minute lol

Oh!

Uhh hmm that’s definitely interesting

Its different LOL

It was a group of me cristen bazz marionette virgo

Randomest group ever

Theyrelike what if we use advantages im like that sounds like a horrible polan I think u should get like more people on ur side instead LKSAJDL

Yeah hahaha

Like, then you’re screwed for next tribal

Yeah I think it might be kinda bad math tbh

Do they have the votes? Cristen just asked me to do it but I declined

I think they might im not actually sure tbh

Yes I think ore is going

Wow ok

I think im just voting mari and hoping for the best tbh

I am too

I am so relaxed today

Day off

So happy

You deserve it!

I know right

LONG TIME COMING

Musically oriented king

I’m so happy

I was gonna be so crushed if I lost this challenge

I’ll have to listen to ur song did u like put a lot of work into it wait

Lemme look

Yeah I did and worked all day on my write up

Ohhh I didn’t know u could post a write up I love that

Yeah it was in the instructions haha

The way I didn’t read gg..

I forgot to welcome u home cuz we vced

Welcome HOME

thank you! Had a lovely stay in the cabin

I hear the weather is beautiful in there

tuh die fuh

I think I had that last week at a take out shop

I'm having baby carrots and a leaf salad

I was just about to ask u what kind of lunch ur having

yeah I was feeling fat

I need to be beachbody ready in...49 days

Enya the maniac

Omg Kyle please

I’m out

And drunk but daddy paid for my drinks

And by daddy I mean my cute friend

OMGGGG

HE IS A KING FOR THAT

So now I’m getting Wendy’s with my extra money

ITS A BAD IDEA, RIGHT??

…fuck it, it’s fine

Its fine...

TBH they have good deals

If ur cash concious

The biggie bags... they have saved my life...

I wish it were BOGO nuggies still

I didnt know they did bogo nuggets that would heal me

Mcdonalds does bogo for a dollar double cheese burgers

My fat is coming out

Omg may of last year. BOGO nugs during S7

I would order it leaving the bar and it would be there by the time I got home. The perfect crime

So McDonalds is just soooo expensive even with BOGO and it’s so annoying

Big agree on mcdoandls

But my hack is

I have the app

(im fat)

And

The move is

U do they do sometimes

Free fries with a drink

So drink is like a buck

Fries any size free

Then bogo burger with that

So u get two double cheese burgers fries a drink

Itsl ike seven bucks

Ok I have so many points on the app

Ok so u understans=d

That I haven’t used. I’m a fool

NO U NEED TO USE IT MCDONALDS IS GREEDY IT EXPIRES

I get McDonalds whenever I go to the movies!! So I try and use it then

But then I order too much and throw it out because I’m just so skinny

Why at the movies

Do they have onel ike

In the theater

Right next to it

So I indulge prior to, watch my film, and then go to the Alley after and get groped

Woke up with a headache for no reason

Thats honestly so real shout out to grope alley

And I oddly have no headache!

Gropes r a knwon headache cure

I mean McDonald’s*

I got Wendy’s 🥺

You never listen to me, Kyle!!

Wait I’m so fake for that…

I kept thinking of the movie

It’s ok, I forgive you

I been so busy at work

Tbh

Hate it

But it’s kinda slowing down

On a Saturday? How silly

I work every saturday my life is a living hell

I hated that life

Now I only work every 5th Saturday

Thats not too bad tbh

I dont mind it but I am getting sick of it quick haha

Yeah true

How we feeling tribal wise

Kidna feeling nervous cuz it’s quiet and I got votes last round

I’ve heard Sylvia so far

I wouldn’t be opposed to that tbh I don’t chat super hard with her but I think she’s got an advantage so idk if that’s smart

She told me at the cabin that she didn't

and if I know Sylvia like I think I do, she would never lie ever

NEVER EVER IS A CRAZY STAT

So I wasnt online for the whole tribal were u also just told who to vote in the last like 10 minutes as well LKSDJAL

These players annoy tf out of me

Back to work I go

Yes

This tribal was fucking stupid

Katie and virgo

Clock it

Random ass duo

Yeah that makes sense

And Sylvia is with them

Ill talk more about it later but idk what all that was

Vini bazz we need to work with methinks...

And woofley

Yeah I’m about to head to the UConn game watch party

Talk tomorrow, I’m too pissed off toniggt

Happy Easter enya

You too my darling!

Got any fun plans for it

I’m spending time with the fam

Yeah same. My bar friend is picking me up soon and then I’ll be at my mom’s all day

Who are we supposed to be voting for here?

Sorry still at families house idk I am tryna not get voted a third round in a row lol

I won’t vote for you this time, I promise

And not tryna make it last minute but I think I got at least another hour left til available 😭

I am not doing shit last minute

Sorry just getting back now like locks in

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