#evie-saturn

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Heyhey!!

How’s your day going?

Doing alright!

What about yourself?

Im just doing some studying for my finals

It’s been going fine I’ve like mostly been bobbing in and out of consciousness while I’m looking after my niece lol

Are you in college?

Good luck with that, I’m so glad I don’t have any nieces that I need to look after 😭

Yep! Doing a law major rn actually

And I’m Struggling 💀 but it’s fine we keep it pushing

Tbf she like just woke up half an hour ago

Oh wait funnn

I know like one law major irl

She’s diva tho

Female law majors are mostly divas

Male law majors…

Bane of ur existence LMAO

And why is that 👀

The most arrogant, self-serving pieces of garbage you’ll ever come across LMAO

(I say as a law major btw)

Im different though, trust!

I will believe you implicitly and assume this statement is about other male lawyers and people with big backs like fio

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Of course! Im the most trustworthy person there is!!! Believe me

Anyway

I have some ocean property for sale in Kansas. Are u interested🤑🤑🤑

Why specifically Kansas?

If I may ask my trustworthy realtor

Because the beaches are beautiful there, of course!

I didn’t even know Kansas had beach oh my god…

How much does this property cost?

Normally it goes for 2.5 mil

But for you I’ll sell it for 2.49 mil!

Deal of a lifetime I’d say

I’ll have to ask my resources before closing this deal idk

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SMH…

No risk no reward!

am i your resources

Yes

You are

ok what do you need to ask me

i think before you ask your resources anything you should ask saturn to put on a real profile picture

Omg wait

Can I give you a pfp <@1476709414336462908>

Sure thing

Go for it 🤑

How outta pocket can I be

Go crazy

But if it’s too crazy I might have to decline LMAO

What exactly do you consider… “too crazy”

Asking for a friend of course

Anything that could get me in trouble with the law LOL

Okay so nothing I have in my gallery cutesy

I WOULD HOPE SO EVIE

Here I gave you some options

Can u explain to me what the first picture is please??

I need context as to why that is in your gallery

It’s lady Gaga wdym?

…sure

Anyways pick your favorite!

Can I abstain?

You know what

I’ll play it safe

You did say anything

😇

true

I took the safest option

Good morning!

Morning!!

How are you?

I’m doing fine, just woke up a lil bit ago

Lost my glasses and couldn’t find them for a bit

But we move

Hbu?

Good luck with that diva!

Im doing fine

Just studying

But also

Tribal

Ewghhhh

Tribal is very ewghhhh yes this is true

I wish we didn’t have to go😭😭

But ig here we are

Did you want to talk about it?

Im always open

I will be up front though

I have heard ur name

Along with Sylvia’s and Virgo’s

And who’s saying those names?

Cus I like all those people so far-

I said them 😈

Jkjk 💀

I got Sylvia from Tiff but she wasn’t the originator

Idk the originator

And I’m ngl I have no idea where the other 2 names came from 😭 not from me doe I like u and Sylvia a lot

Who would U wanna vote for though

The only two people I haven’t spoken much with are griffin and Stephen

Id do Stephen instead cause I haven’t talked to him a bunch

So maybe one of them said it?

LOL

Oooo

Oop*

Our minds 😍

Could be could be

When two dumb bitches tell each other exactlyyy

PERIOD

One second

Im gonna go grab dinner

Me when it’s 1:42

It’s 18:30 for me LMAO

Oh god not military time

I have to subtract by 12 for that right?

MILITIARU TIME

Girl I’m CEST

Well isn’t it when you go past the 12 called military time

Like 13 14 15 etc

But if it resets back to 1

It’s normal people time

Oh yea

Fr

That’s me then LMAO

See I’m not crazy

Sorry but

Military cracked me tf up

That’s what it’s called!!

i had no idea ;-;

UPDATE: might go on Stephen??

Update: I enjoy that idea

me too LMAO

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