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KEBABBB

are tou a real brit

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chud

hi kebab

i am not accusing u😭

hi mari

no i mean ur talking there and not me..

sighs im just really upset right now.

the answer is also yes i hope u can overlook this unfortunate fact

can i have some tea and crumpets

do not be upset mari i profusely apologise

apologize 50 more times and then ill forgive you

ok i have kinda a busy schedule how long do i have

2 minutes

go

it is 11:48pm do u think i am serving tea n crumpets at this hour

omg you guyd actually do that?

have u no respect for the sanctity of tea time

I actually really like tea

My mom works for a british lady and she gives us british tea

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thank you but you spelled it wrong

ME TOO but specifically bubble tea

ME TOOOOOOOOO

omg

theres this place near my house

that had a persona 3 collab

i’m gonna need u to pick up on the context clues in this conversation so far as to why it was spelled like that

and i was like what the fart

holy cow

that’s so peak

did it have special themed drinks

or like any giveaway merch

wait what is it?

they did have this but i dont know about the drinks

i lived in a different state when it happened!

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this is so tragic

a couple years back this bubble tea place near me had a jjk themed event going on

unfortunately the gojo drink tasted horrible

but i had to buy it out of solidarity

it was like some blueberry tea or something

i lied it was a coconut smoothie actually

it wa just blue coloured

why would you drink gojo

hes hikirkenuinely chopped

his drink looked the coolest by far

i am a superficial person

i drink matcha only for the aesthetic

i like matcha because

umm

actually that i dont know

it tastes good but i dont know what makes it makes it taste good

maybe its just consumerism

the taste of consumerism

it only tastes good w either like a fuckton of sugar or if u add syrup or something to it imo

on its own it’s either just grass tasting or lowkey kinda bitter

yes i agree

i like the strawberry one.

i have found vanilla matcha to be the most tasty so far

ooooohh

see i like strawberries but something strawberry flavoured stuff can taste kinda sickly

i really wanna try the banana one

i dont really like bananas that much but i like banana flavored things like ice cream

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana
Banana-ah-ah
Potato-na-ah-ah
Banana-ah-ah

ba ba ba ba nana

facts kebab! you are very wise

took the words right out my mouth❤️

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nah fuck bananas ong💀 stupid fruit overpowers any damn smoothie it gets added to

no matter how many other fruit are in there, if there’s the SLIGHTEST hint of banana it will make damn sure u can taste it

its not the taste its more of a texture thing for me actually

i only eat bananas when they are not ripe..

is that weird

hi bob

i am not a part of the banana consuming community at all so i do not have the right to shame u

but i tjink i kinda know what u mean cause the whiteish parts of watermelon are lowkey my fav

i just like the crunch

the like firmer less mushy parts

im not a big fan of ripe banana texture

yeth! exactly!

it just makes me mad

it feels insulting to my teeth

im not even a texture person thats when u know its bad..

like this is way below their paygrade

LOL

me neither twin we just have standards

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ummmmmmm

ummmm

ummmmmmm

welll....

i did good on the writing part'

!

math isnt really my strong suit

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yay that is so wonderful to hear

who needs maths anyway

i am sure we have enough women in stem at this point

probably

facts i want to major in psychology so ill only need statistics!!

how are you doing bob

that's so fire psychology is such an interesting subject to study

ur about to empathmaxx

also the demand for psychology is like skyrocketing sm

everyone is lowkey not doing great mentally esp our generation

u picked a great time to be born mari

i am doing so great got back from london earlier after checking out a uni open day n now i am lying in bed w a sushi food coma brewing

YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHY IM DOING IT

I need that bag bro

what you arent a college student i thought you were 30

i have so much faith in u, go overdiagnose everyone n charge ridiculously high therapy prices ❤️

now why would i be 30

what the hell

ummmmm

i dont know

i didnt look at the cast info

im just assuming everyone is old

im the only minor so it doesnt really make a difference to me..

BOB!!

AHHHHHH

I AM AWAKE NOW

u should respect ur elders lil bro..

my soul is still youthful. my spirit is still young n whimsical. i ignore the constant dull ache in my lower back n the noise my joints back when I stand up.

kebab: hello my name is kebab and i am 30

me: WTF!

its okay unc i support ALL people

WRONG

now i see why u struggled w the maths section…

do not call me unc when there is a 35 year old on this cast

unless u are calling them gramps

ok i am sorry....

kebob what do we do?

it is ok i forgive u❤️

mari we must do our best to survive

i have heard like half the tribe’s names atp i do not know what is going on

n now apparently tiff has thrown my name out too

which is NOT fun or fresh

yes kebab people are calling u inactive left and right..

you need to lock in BAD

oh dear mari

how cooked is it

the lock in will be immediate after this tribal trust…

Nevermind i think you're fine

next tribal might be rough for you if you dont start talking to people though

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i think everyone is voting stephen

ok fab i will do the same

have been hearing mainly him too

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hello mari

we have lived to see another day

i think we voted different last round but i heard u were also aware of the evie plan

i am not quite sure why we were so sworn to secrecy but

i am glad all went smoothly

i wasnt

aware

im really upset

actually

uhh

i cannot tell if this is sarcasm

no im being serious

i did not know

why would i vote in the minority r1

oh that is mb then

apologies i heard u already knew

there was some weird secrecy w the vote so i assumed u were playing along w it as well

what who was keeping it a secret from me?

i know it was griffin and stephen but idk who else

nono not against u specifically

w everyone

i had everyone telling me stephen up until right at the end

but apparently the evie thing had been in place for a while before that

n people just were told to keep it quiet for some reason

wait who voted evie then

i am confused about the vote count

brent voted you yes?

i think so

ok can you answer my other question

this one(?)

yes

everyone who did not mention it to u then😭

who voted evie

oh i think

NOBODY mentioned it

to me

vote count was 8-3-1 right

or wait

No

?

7-4-1

yes

i think u evie virgo tiff(?) were stephen voters

why would they lie to me

or maybe it was that they were lying to someone else?

i dont think i was hard pushing stephen

Does stephen know i voted him

girl i have no idea i barely got right told at the end

i was not involved in any of the discussion

i have no idea i have not said anything

kebab i am so scared.

do these people hate me

now why would they hate u

we just got here

i think griffin hates me specifically

hes just so boring

you know

i asked him

"what are your favorite hobbies?"

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS TO ME

"i like to go on walks"

like ok.

i think he is just from new zealand

idk the air is different when ur so far down under

i imagine it has serious effects on the development of the youth

what

what does this mean

it means he is a victim of his circumstances

it is not his fault he is from new zealand he cannot fix that

what happened in new zealand

i thought he was an austrlaiian

idk they're both close enough

they are fighting off spiders n crocodiles n shit tho so they gotta cool off somehow

sighhhh..

kebab

do you think i will be voted out..

what

what?

i am confused

do you think they will vote me out

who here? or on the og tribe?

both

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR

nah i think ur fine

triple T my g

oh actually i wanted to ask you this yesterday

but how do you feel about ore lowkey exposing our pregame..

not you an me but the fact we both know ore

especially you

i was kinda side eyeing like ore what are we doing

its ok i like ore he is funny

which time LMAO

in marooning

he did this so many times in marooning

YES

i was like brother what are we doing

I WAS LIKE ORE. do u want us to fail

not everyone is aware why are we feeding them free info

ore try not to expose ur pregames challenge IMPOSSIBLE

deadass the first thing in my conf was my ranting about why is ore being so obvious😭

yes bro

we cannot be doing this in the allstars cast

i love him but we may have to give him public speaking classes

n a sit down talk w him

no, we are not angry. we are just disappointed.

ore is gonna send you a present tomorrow

to make up for it

ok i hope it’s something expensive

i will be waiting for him to atone for his wrongdoings

ugh i think my uncle farted and stank up the whole house

bros farts went nuclear

that is so inconsiderate

ugh, finally someone who understands me. it’s beautiful. dark…like my soul.

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dude facts do you want to send a present to ore too?

its christmas

also how are you?

of course that would be so rude if i did not send him something in return

please could u send him this in return i think he would really appreciate the heartfelt message

i am doing wonderful!<:bubububub:1430750682419302400> i have just woken up

i did not however take off any of my makeup yesterday or do my skincare

which is a habit i am trying to break bc my lazy ass just falls asleep

WHAT IS THIS

kebab

you are an icon

i like you youre funny

thank u mari that means a lot to me

i am a mari fan too

did u end up getting a snow day off school

no i just didnt go, i mightve had trouble getting home

They didnt cancel school when the city was flooding and my dad had to evacuate from work so.

😝✌️

ayo wtf💀

what kinda child safeguarding is this lmfao

that is so silly of them

also lowkey why tf is it snowing in march what is going on w ur weather

we are in spring now get it together smh

I DONT KNOW IT HASNT SNOWED ALL WINTER UNTIL NOW

gotta go fast type shit

what the frick man

tewwwwwwww cold oh don’t come for them like that sheldon

sheldon lost so much aura when he grew up it’s insane

why the fuck is this edit so long

it went on for like a minute

young sheldon one shots old sheldon at full potential

kebab youre funny you remind me of my cosine.

is that a sin reference

or do i remind u of trigonometry

no my cousin...

you arent as boring as sin

or nonverbal

probably

jk sin if you see this you're my bffl cosine 🦜

that is such a creative way to spell cousin!

I’m sure if u trace the marionette family tree n the kebab family tree back far enough there is a common relative there

probably like Joan of arc or something

yeah i think my sister is like 20-30 percxent englisj or something

so i also am right cause like genetics

we have warrior blood in us

i think u can have diff percentages depending on which genes u inherit from ur parents

only way to really know is if u do one of those 23 n me tests

what is that?

you are not 23

i am 23

but that is besides the point

well that makes sense cause my sister looks columbian and i look like a white girl

and neither of our parents are hispanic

have u seen those videos where they like spit into a test tube, send it off to a lab n then a couple weeks later u can log in n see ur DNA breakdown into percentages of where in the world ur from

i think shes adopted

surely they would tell her at some point

what if she ends up accidentally marrying her long lost biological brother

that is not a mistake u want to make

no im joe king my mom is half filipino so my sister just has the same skin tone

i am a bit lighter than them

and my sistser also has curly hair

kebab i am laugjing so hard

omg

that vote count

girl what the fuck was going on that side lmaooo

i thought our first tribal was bad

they all pissed off after that one😭

kebab....

wanna be #allies 🥺

plz.

please speed i need this

what the hell mari i thought we were already #1s

i already gave u my idol what more do u need for me to prove my loyalty

WHAT

well we never like

declared it...

plz.

plz.

please.

so u were just gonna run off w my idol…

Yeah

wow. ok.

that is so cruel

sorry im too much of a girlboss u cant have it back

#gatekeep

we are supposed to be the HEROES on this tribe..

ok never mind we're becoming enemies

no please

you're getting on my bad side....

you dont want to see me when im angry....

tame the beast…

i said i didnt want to vote you round juan.......

calm the alpha…

AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGHHGHGHH

i gave u my undying loyalty mari

i gave u my word

Yeah thats what i thought

I am now the alpha

And the alpha takes priority over fiovivor.

y-yes alpha..

ew

EW

sorry rewind

IM CRINE

forget that

i hated that

the alpha has no time for blubbering fools

im actually laughing so hard rn

blubbering?

is this british slang

blubbering

a little bit of a bottle of water?

like teary stuttering bumbling over ur words

u mean a bo’oh o’ wo’ah?

DO YOU REALLY SAY IT LIKE THAT

lowkey sometimes

when i don’t enunciate enough

n get lazy w it

you're so sophisticated

can i have tea and crumpets

is baileboss your neighbor

u can have whatever ur heart desires

u are the alpha.

u do not ask.

u command.

who is this

give me the numbers on your credit card

How do you not know baile

…

are you new to orgs or something

lowkey yea LOL

it’s been under a year

oh okay that makes sense

baile isnt super active these days

but he is a brit

we are a somewhat endangered species

i played w another brit in my first ever org n it turned out we had irl mutuals n went to the same uni in the same year

that was so spooky

omg really

is britishland small place?

compared to the big bad United States it certainly is!

texas alone is like 3x bigger than us

wait deadass??

thats weird

texas is quite large

what about caliufornoa

i have no idea

that was the only stat i know

but probably like the same size or something

california is more populated than texas i think

but i may be wrong

yeah its the most populated state

39 million residents

that’s a lot of celebrities

they arent all celebrities

i lived in california for half of my life and i am not famous yet.

that is bc u are a FAKE californian

u cannot claim the state as ur home

oh ok :(

sniffles

i guess ill never be famous.

it is ok maybe u just do not have the X factor

would u rather be rich but everyone hates u or famous n everyone loves u but poor

im gonna be a billionaire one day bob

watch me.

kebab lets be bffls for life

wait bffl has for life in it oops

nothing wrong w double checking fr

i would be honoured mari

it is a christmas miracle

hi bob

hello mari

hi bob

hi......

that was so speedy

how are u doing

i just know kebab

i know.

always.

im good i saw my grandpa today hehe

and went to the city

should i be scared…

that is so wholesome n lovely i am so glad to hear that

city gworl

yes it was so funny cause he was like "im gonna take you to the casino" and im just like grandpa i am 16 🥀

hes so silly

that is so irresponsible, does he not realise he has to wait another 2 years first?

hes 92 i dont think he can wait that long 💀

ykw they do say go big or go home

he’s got the right spirit

go out w a bang (crippling debt)

hes quite well off i think he will be okay!

once he handed me a 100 dollar bill and im like okay king

that is so lovely

will u pay that kindness forward to someone (me)

i could do w a $100 idk..

hi kebov

hi marisnetta

KEBOBBB

WANNA BE BFFLS FOR LIFE

🦜

i just get so nervy

will this be a daily check in on whether we are still bffls for life

i already said YETH

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YES

i too am nervy my friend

EVERY DAY

STOP COMPLAINING

INHATE COMPLAINERS

UGH

everyday for life🔥 🔥 🔥

IM SO ANGRY

U ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT COMPLAINERS

ok

U ARE WHAT U HATE

well

#depressed #brocken

have you heard anything bob..

i have heard NOTHING yet

my break ends in 15 minutes

n then i stay in the dark for another 3 hours

i’m bold i’m eager

she’s lovin my demeanour

just did shrooms in malibu

i was mean but i just got meaner

kebab help this guy just sat next to me and he stanks like cigarettes

oh i love the smell of cigarettes

i can’t help u

actuallu??

swap seats w e

me

yes

n the smell of gasoline

both goated

GASOLINE??? EWW

i love chlorine scent

no…u are weird for that

chlorine too much like bleach type smell

i love chlorine its so calming

Bleach smells good too but sometimes it is a bit strong

u should not be inhaling bleach babes😭

there are chemicals in there

also break time over

bye bye for 3 hour

OKAY BYE BOB

everything has chemicals

ever heard of the periodic table

ok mari curie

haha

see what i did there

hi im marionete

marioneet

i had hair bobbles round my wrist so tight i lowkey think it started to cut off circulation a lil bit

cause now my one hand is all tingly n my wrist is super red

what are hair bobbles 💀

what in the british slang

pmg

like hair bands

the thing u use to tie ur hair into a ponytail

rubber bands.. hair ties..

im crine

thats so funny

NOT rubber bands

do not use rubber bands in ur hair

that is not good for it

not the rubber bands youre thibking of

no not the rubber bands YOU are thinking of…

this is what i am referring to

get ur mind out the gutter mari…

No thats what i meqn

Most of the time in america people just refer to hairties as rubber bands

Kebab 💀

what are YOU talking about

i know:

kebab.

im crine

something got lost in translation here…

i suggest we swiftly move on to another topic

ok!

what is the vore

the vore i have heard either between saturn or sylvia so far

idk who is receiving more

umm im pretty sure its saturn vs bazz now lmao

yes that appears to be what has happened😭

kebob whqt do we do.

yo

did you hear about brent's idea

he just messaged me

i am considering it tbh

cause i’m not super keen on voting either of those 2

what are u thinking

im not either i think its beneficial to us

agreed

my biggest concern would be numbers/leaking

i dont think that will happen

this vote will be close, more than likely

i hope so

bc then the part about tryna waste an idol gets straight up ruined💀

yeah i really hope this goes perfectly

it'll be ok regardless i think.

i pray

🙏

us 2 should be fine regardless here

yay!!!!

n whatever we swap next anyway😹✌️

bffl kebab we are WINNING fiovivor.

first ever season w joint winners

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hat the sigma

how do you say what the sigma like a brit?

wot the fook

i will record a voice note for u one day mari

one day

NO DO IT

when it is not late at night

WHAT THE SIGMA

say on skibidi

wot the fook

on SKIBIDI brev

Ew i dont like that.

i just did what u asked

I do not like it

that is so ungrateful

URRRGHHHH

wait can you say

rizzing up the gyats

rizzing up the gyaldem?

BOB

WE DID

IT

HELLO

HI

kabob...

can you BELIEVE it

what can i believe…

that stephen took greed.

i am just so angry

#angry

KEBAB COME BACK

i have awoken

from my post shift nap

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``Ayo, laowit fam, still.``

man’s dripped out n dat innit

OMG

YOU ARE A REQL BRIT

i am NOT fake

real recognise real mari.

never forget that.

omg can you sing that one song

hmm

the one thats like ha ha hey dookie

i hate that song so bad

i am proud to say i do not know what song that is

oh wait

why the girl move bookie kissing my phone hey pookie

that one??

YEAHHHHHH

THAT ONE

why areyou name searching 😹

``What a girl move, Bookey. Kissing my phone. Hey, Bookey. How come I found you? Hey, Dookie. Ain't heard of your ex like Hootie.``

Oh my god.

that made me laugh

yhank you so much

hi bob

hi mario

HOW ARE YOYOOOUU

i am doing so gooooooooooooood

had class in the morning came back n napped

n now here i am giving my heart n soul to the fiovivor creative challenge

how are u doing pookie

why the gyal move bookie

IM doing okay im just very tired today and dont feel like doing anything

if you need help with the comp then just ping me though

hi bob

hello mari

i was snoozing apologies

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NEVER SNOOZE AGAIN

!!!!

so u want me dead.

no???

you wont die

your eyes just might be a littoe dry

i bet ur eyes will be dry too.

they are always dry

from how u WON’T be crying at my funeral.

i need to use eyedrops

its kind of a hassle

eyedrops are hella annoying

i dont think so

its worse when you swim in chlorine every day

so they often burn from that

every day??

yup!

do u wear goggles or no

nopeb

!

you cant wear goggles in water polo

what u got against goggles

its not allowed

ohhhhh

hate this fuckass sport

water polo wow that is niche

my friends made me do it

its becoming more popular over time i think

do ur friends yell out “mari! polo!” when they’re tryna find u😹

no!

and my name isnt mari....

thats such a atupidnname

might need to do this if the pool manager doesnt stop putting too much chlorine in though

hi bob

hello mari

hiiiiii bob

HOW ATE YOYOY

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