#kebab-saturn

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hello my fellow financially irresponsible degenerate

Oh vey

Im not degenerate though ;(((

At least I don’t think

oh i am sorry

i did not mean to offend

i thought i were further along in ur self awareness journey

mb i will leave u to it in the denial stage carry on as u were

are u using basic psychology on me

u are pulling the tactic wherr

making fun of someone tricks the brain into thinking you're on friendly terms

i hate that its working

stop using ur witchcraft on me lady!!

we are friends. u feel a close connection n deep sense of loyalty towards me. u will recite the long 16 digit number on the front of ur credit card.

JUST BC I AM A WOMAN

that is PREPOSTEROUS

now chew on this frog leg n rat eye real quick for this potion

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

My number is 0611 2467 6969 1234

WTF!

How did u do this

Yea I’m MAGA MURICA FUCK YEA

Me and boy Fio

WE voted Trump in both elections!

WE support Kirk

u are just so kind n generous thank u for offering to share this w me saturn for free. yes yes FINE if u insist i will take the expiry date n security code too...ur act of charity will not be forgotten ❤️

do what? do not downplay ur own selflessness saturn! that is a personality trait to be PROUD of!

mf u are european like me

WHO is we

what kinda carrier eagle of freedom did u use to send over ur vote

Im Maga in the sense that I get freaky any time I see a picture of that Trumpdihhh

Wait

Since when are u European

WHERE TF ARE U FROM

ARE U GERMAN

oh so that's the kinda greatness ur after...

NO

WHAT

i have always been european

since BIRTH

i am from the murica of europe

Absolutely

I came onto this season to find a daddy but im surrounded by twinks and women

It’s over for me

I knew it

i don't know what kinda black magic fio did on u

or what ancient spirit possessed u

but why in god's name would u think that fiovivor is the place to find that

what colour is the rock u live under saturn

https://tenor.com/view/emobob-sponegbob-emo-black-gif-15432960

Black like my soul

Anyway I’m at the casino

So if I don’t reply I’m probably losing my money

In case we can’t strategize before I’m back I’m not voting u out ur funny and I need entertaining people in the game not in prejury

fine...just leave anyway...like everyone always does. i'm alone in the end..heh, as usual. guess it's too much to ask even for a simple conversation. nobody wants to give nice guys a chance anymore. should've known better than to think anyone would ever want to talk to me...

(have fun at the casino don't go into debt<3)

LOL ong i got ur back too appreciate it king

I want you to know this cracked me up irl and I’m making an audio recording of this when I’m home

ANYWAY BYE QUEEN SEE U AT TRIBAL LETS VET THROUGH THIS

LMAOOO PLS DO

I won another €8000

let’s fucking gaurrrrrrr

that’s deadass so much money LOL

a good few months’ wages that

this is a beautiful sign saturn

u are destined for glory.

I KNOW RIGHT

ANYWAY UH

Tribal

What’s going awn

I’M BACK

WHADDUP

I was trying to study but its a bust

apparently i am hearing just many names out there no idea yet who is leaning properly where

evie stephen virgo i think(?)

the sun has gone down…put that pen down now bbygorl

its a mess

nobody wants to be concrete

im gonna vote with u tonight

who do U want out

cause everyone else wanna be fake and on the fence

thank u my king

i have prob spoken least w stephen n evie so far out of those 3

but i also do not feel particularly strongly about any of them

so if u wanted to lean any particular way i would do the same

im hearing a lot of Stephen now

so it might head that way???

im not doing Evie

srie

off the table

that’s totally fine w me

in that case lemme go ask around as well

bet bet bet

ok i have been hearing mostly stephen from my end as well

heyooooooo saturn

how is it going

Hey diva

Sorry for just texting

What’s up!!!!

i was fast asleep anyway ur so good

back to back work is killing me icl💀 i am so stinkin tired

i need to be sedated

how are u doing my friend

Where do u work at legend

I’m doing alright

Not much crackalacking

3 tribals in a row is ROUGH

at a theme park mainly in the retail parts but sometimes on the actual events n guest stuff

ong u poor soul

a real trooper w how much u been on the frontlines

last one sounded especially hellish from what i heard icl😭

Apperantly everyone hates me now

Also diva who clued u in on the Evie vote

Srie for not telling u but we voted the same way LMAO

I’d kms imagine being employed

oh i heard from sylvia like right at the end 10 mins before the deadline

do not worry all is well that ends well

can i ask why did u outright veto doing evie at the start tho😭

i am heavily considering it bro i already have a headache n there’s still another 3 hours to go

That was homegirl but the stinky 6 (it’s what I call the villians alliance) said nope we want Evie over Virgo

Smh

And then Sylvia ruined my Vini vote out plan as well I hate it here

ohhhhhh🥀 tgaf makes sm more sense

we are surrounded by VILLAINS saturn this is what they do

I’m mad as hell

So I flipped on the 6 person alliance

And now they mad at me LMAO

Idk sheep me or something

oh god a 6 person alliance was never gonna realistically last that long anyway😭

not this early at least

this is what i do best guide my to glory my shepherd

YIPEEEEE

Do u wanna vote out another woman

do u think i hate my own kind

it depends on the woman

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

I thought u were an Incel like me

Would u be down to vote Sylvia

I know she’s ur homegirl and all

But

what the fuck have I done to give off this impression😭

if the numbers were there potentially..

but also my break time is over

we continue this conversation in

3 hours

Ok

🔥

See u diva

adios my friend

Idk you seem like ur room smells like rot from not leaving the house

JK💀

i will not allow my good name to be slandered

my other job is at a PERFUME SHOP

this is statistically impossible..

Wallahi I don’t believe it

I think you smell

I was gonna go out with a sneaky link today but I got so tired I went home 💀

wallahi brev no lie

did u stand them up💀

Yes

Because Bazz tried to blindside me

No wait I canceled

this is why the sneaky link had to go?😭

not u getting cockblocked by fiovivor

I’m killing my self

Bazz will know my wrath

Hello cro

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cro-crow-team-crow-hello-animal-gif-7086727397455856012

wagwan my g

Nobody greeted me when we came back to this tribe

I’m scared cro

they are too intimidated by ur aura

it is not ur fault their timbers are shivering

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-you-cro-i-need-you-crow-team-crow-animal-gif-6958096946367701458

But like

Nobody is crazy

I know y’all have alliance chats and shut now but include me I wanna play the game too

mf who is y'all LMAO

i am a lone wolf.

some call me...the alpha

i can confirm i am not in a single alliance chat 🔥

I was but I left 💀💀

I asked to be removed because they pmtfo

i am lowkey burnt out from doing that comp so ima be going straight to bed but TY for the carry w the brainstorming legend

the shift to kingdom hearts truly was the chef’s kiss we needed

mwah perfect

ima go sleep now night night saturn

NIGHT KEBAB

TALK TOMORROW INSHALKAH

inshallah frfr

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