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helloooooooooo tiff

are u doing this wonderful evening

I'm doing #okay. my dog nearly threw up in the house, she apparently can't tolerate onions whatsoever, that was abt the most interesting thing to happen

we give her scraps of actual food, i cant imagine dogfood being good

lmfao oh god her walking around retching for ages is arguably worse

this is a classic case of pampering her too much tiff. her taste buds have become too bougie. she’s becoming sentient n in the most classist way. (i know nothing about dogs)

u know nothing abt her, yet are pretty spot on abt her getting pampered food tastes, she might as well be served filet mignon with buttered lobster

she eats more fancy than i do 💀 it's bullshit

u are leading her into a life of gluttony that she will have exceptional difficulty transitioning from...

just like give her a bone to lick or something idk

that works in like scooby doo n shit

not sure about the nutritional content of that one but the emotional contentment seems to be there

She could shatter a bone pretty easily, ig it'd be like only eating off lollipops?

cuz u normally lick those until u go CRONCH & its all bits & pieces now

ppl bite lollipops its normal

scooby got his own fucking snack be serious ☠️

make out of graham crackers & shit, he's SUPER first class

he might be part of the dog 1%

& im not so he can go fuck himself

people do do this but that does not make it morally correct

it is a direct affront to the very sanctity of a lollipop to whip ur teeth out mid-consumption

they have NO BUSINESS being involved

the stickiness is supposed to deter such degeneracy

this is true what a fuckin egomaniac

bro got his own name plastered on the brand n an endless supply

i do not have faith that he is paying those factory workers a fair liveable wage

what scum

HI HELLO

crazy thing to call me morally incorrect

cuz i bite lollipops

im gonna get sentenced to hell

how many years are u giving me, you're the judge of this

what if scooby was named after the snack

am i 5d head or rlly dumb

its either or

his best buddy is shaggy, would they even notice they have factory workers?

this is a great time to whip out the old law degree, bear w while i blow off the couple layers of dust it has accumulated watching me work part-time in retail instead

u have at least partially been licking them so i will show leniency n offer u a 6 month community service order w one of those tags on ur legs

but this u are expected to be on ur BEST behaviour..any more heinous crimes against foodanity(?) n it may not be looking so hot for u in prison

this is a valid hypothesis

but also like

what stage of capitalism do we call this

like who is naming their kid samsung

scooby doo is far more dystopian than we realised if that is the case

that place does NOT have health n safety regulations🔥

i believed for a nanosecond u were a law student

part-time retail sounds nicer than being a lawyer

im just weird

ILL TAKE COMMUNITY SERVICE THO

i throw away the food wrappers that have been littered across the land

if we're already in late-stage capitalism? would it be endgame caitalism?

Samsung is a decent name if u force the kid to go by Sam

it cant be much worse than using a game of thrones character for ur baby, or Knox

idt osha is actually real, its fake news created to give a "safe working environemtn"

completely nonsensical 😒

oh for sure LMAO i would happily take a real work-life balance over staying in the office til 2am💀 idc how much ur paying me physically i would not cope

that’s the spirit❤️ at this rate it’ll fly by in no time

might even see a couple lollipop wrappers in there for a real full circle moment

when ur more likely to get bullied for being named john rather than prada, applebys or honda🥀 maybe they were just ahead of the curve n tryna save their kid years of emotional trauma

unironically my top baby name if i ever have a baby girl is also the name of a game of thrones character😭 😭 😭 😭

got it. that name is chopped liver. crossing that one right off the list.

word, guys don’t worry ur pretty little heads about safety precautions or whatever…just think of the💰🤑 💸 💸 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

(also we should prob discuss tribal at some point LOL)

yah we've not done that in the slightest

ur prob getting votes but will stay

sidenote, since we're briefly talking game, 21 hours?

i think retail has u in the lawyer's office

so i was perfectly envisioning lollipop wrappers actually, but all the time

not the other candies, fuck them temporarily

Honda is a good fucking name tho, I WILL dIE BY THAT

same with prada, naming someone after luxury brands isnt unordinary

my name is a luxury brand itself (Tiffany)

im dragging ur ass to filth with this. the daenarys' are getting BULLIEd in school rn, more than the john's!

i think my baby name would be like, Verde, i wanna name a kid green & make them deal with it

or Ghais/Anais

yikes how bad are we talking

only in the like past hour or so has it seemingly settled down onto stephen but before that like half the tribe's names were out so i am not surprised💀

yea this one is definitely mb apologies🗿 a mix of timezone nerf + clopening shift has done irreparable damage to my activity these past few days (plus a unique family situationbut that will lowkey take too long to explain so i will spare u)

wow, a cruel reminder of ur past sins to really kick-start that self-reflection into action

whoever is eating that many lollipops is tormenting u atp

i can see it as a banging surname tbh, first name i am slightly less convinced

TIFFANY N CO

i did not make that connection til just now LOL

this is true, maybe if tesla stays around long enough we'll see gen alpha start naming their kids after it

NOT DANAERYS, arya was my top choice instead (but honourable mention to sansa fr)

verde makes me think of the country more than the colour tbh

gotta make sure they're born there for added layers of verde identity

it'll just be one vote

we had the exact opposite of tribal unity, we're a very disorganized bunch 😵‍💫

dont tell me clopening means u work 2️⃣ shifts in one day, do they hate u?

they probably hate u

shoutout to the unique family situation tho, unless it sucked (in which case sorry u went thru that)

HOW OFTEN ARE U FORCEd THRU CLOPENING

IT SOUNdS LIKE CLOPPENING

its this person. the wrapper is coated into the pop so they just spit it out when they're done, & it magically regenerates itself

THIS is the real gremlin to society i think

idt most do when i go by a shortened version in Tiff. there ppl just go "hahaha, petty quarrel!" for my cast reveal

or call me a goated confer, that's a more recent one

(ngl i first heard the name tiffany from nicki minaj on side to side, she unironically influenced my life)

Oh cape verde, it'd prob be a nice place to vacation. They got beaches, & sand, how could u hate!
also sansa > arya if u want the Tiff Opinion™

or Petyr if ur feeling inspired

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n we tanked that one light work

i am not quite so sure why this round was so messy n secretive but for some reason there was an evie plan from the start that i only got told about right towards the end

i do not quite understand the logic of pissing people off at literally round 1 of premerge

clopening is unfortunately as miserable as it sounds, it's where u work from open til close so ur on the full day shift (n if ur store is tiny like mine u will be the only person working all day <3)

they either hate me or they think i am so supremely incredible at my job that they do not need to schedule anyone to work alongside me

i will choose to believe in the latter interpretation

lowkey most of my shifts are clopeners just cause it's lowkey more convenient to whack all my hours out in one day instead of shorter ones over the course of several days

idk what he finds so funny about littering, this is NO laughing matter

lil bro should not be so jolly about disrespecting mother nature

wow i cannot believe nicki minaj is ur mother

first voice out the womb u hear saying ur name is nicki minaj

this would be considerably more exciting if she had not transformed into MAGA minaj as of late

now this one just looks pretentious w the spelling i fear i would be setting up my child to be an obnoxious prat from the get-go

i heard something abt idol paranoia causing the whole thing to be a blindside, this org is scarring ppl

& that it was pretty last hour that it actually got ON to evie

like evie was out there, but had seemingly gotten the votes on stephen

no that sounds even worse actually, i thought maybe u could gotten a break in there somewhere. ur showing too much competency at ur job, if u were useless you'd get less time

& some actual help

if im getting it right tho, u work less days on average? compared to the shorter shifts?

u suffer & die of heat stroke for one day, but ONLY one

EXACTLY, he's the fucking devil kebab, i think he should get a worse sentence than me

one whole extra day o community service 😈 teach him a lesson

yeah it just feels weird atp, she basically went the azaelia banks route, but idt she's gonna call out apartheid clyde this time 😭 😭

nor keep skeletons in her closet but different story

Tanner/Tucker would also set ur kid up to be a douchenozzle, & also Colton, any K name that coulda just been spelt with a C (like kaleb/kallum/kole), Kyle

Logan, there's a lot of em

ong WHAT is in the water at fiovivor nation that cause people to go feral the minute tribal starts

it truly would not be a fiovivor season if the first premerge vote was not batshit crazy

this is so true. i am suffering from success. the real dark side of being an overachiever that no-one talks about…

so this is where it gets fun- i have 2 jobs (both retail) one in a perfume shop, one at a theme park

the perfume one i only do like once a week bc i don’t have that many hours unless i have to cover someone

but the theme park is like multiple days in the week, usually 3-4 (but u can kinda request as many shifts as u want)

so the grind truly never stops

if u think one day of community is worse than ur sentence u better go back n re-read ur court judgment babes😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹

we talkin 6 whole months of good samaritan work lined up for u

well her husband or brother might💀 so not too far off honestly

they manage to make the weird cultish sacrifice ritual look tame

now hold awn…not too much on the K names…

the vibes are spot on tho just from reading those names i can already visualise the frat house

honourable mention to brenden n jack too

whoa…have u forgotten one of the most famous feminist icons is literally named logan

https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-women-have-it-hard-dude-women-have-it-fucking-hard-paul-brothers-paul-american-gif-3281615599173656222

this is the first thing i see, this is so blasphemous

I SAW WHAT HE'S SAYING, OH MY GOddddddd 😭
Logan "Woke Asshole" Paul with the profound commentary on women

Brendan's a solid shout, but BRAYden? that's a better one imo, maybe even Aiden. Jack is kinda fine, it gives kinda silly but chill vibes

So ig im not from a true fiovivor season... until now 😈 (the fuz vote was so simple, things only went nutty during the double tribal)

(sidenote maybe its just double tribals that make everything screwy)

a theme park being considered retail sounds corporate & evil. its like working at a disney world gift shop, that kind of vibe. You also get children to deal with? What the hell is a theme park in england, teletubbies? mr blobby?

perfume shop sounds chill tho, id work there

wait no that's the clopening one isnt it

nah nah nah, for him it'd be six months & one day, while iget six months flat

here i was thinking her father/brother just beat & rape kids 😭 dont tell me they're even WORSE

if they're making sacrificial rituals look tame then they need the lethal injection, there's no saving them

is death penalty a thing in england?

truly the spokesperson we never knew we needed

his bravery has advanced feminism leaps n bounds on behalf of every woman ever we are indebted to him

hear me out - we combine the two for Jayden (bonus points cause my friend’s bum ass ex who kept a folder of his previous exes’ nudes on his computer the entire time they were together was called this). bryce is also coming to mind n i am starting to see a real theme here w the letter B..

consider this ur initiation. (i did not spectate a single fiovivor season before my own i am actually not qualified to comment on the quintessential fiovivor recipe)

u are spot on, it is like the exact equivalent of the Disney world gift n merch shop except replace it w a UK theme park (out of not wanting to doxx myself however i will not specify which one💀)

only a couple are actually like themed around characters or franchises tho tbh, most of them focus more on the park n roller coaster aspect n just make up random ass visuals to go along w it

which also means for most parks we have a distinct lack of Disney adult-type devotion to these kinda places n it’s mainly thrill seekers going for the rides

the additional 24 hours is symbolic punishment for him to sit there n really reflect on his actions once ur gone

he may not have committed the crime but he certainly enabled n provoked u🥀

it is not! we instead have life sentences that do not actually mean spending ur life in prison n instead are more like 25 years

we are like a coughing baby in comparison to ur murican lethal injection😭

I feel like u give logan the opportunity, he could turn the suicide filming into a statement about feminism. It says a lot about his choice of words 🥹 & how he uses them 🥹

this jayden sounds cracked, WHAT 😵‍💫. Jayden is a solid shout tho, esp when we add this guy to the pile, he only brings bad things to the table. Blake's another sucky B-name, it rlly is B/K that produces the worst ppl.

Burger King is on edge hearing their initials get slandered

i only saw 4-6, everything else is all second-hand. I barely know shit myself 😵‍💫 😷 i think only griffin has been there with every season alongside fio, & everyone else has slacked on like, multiple seasons of ball knowledge

Griffin being part of the first 3️⃣ seasons is a huge deal apparently (& none of the others until now...)

I'm going to be creative & think this theme park is based around british culture as a whole. You got lil red trams driving around the place like uber, a meet & greet with the queen

a rollercoaster with 4 whole loops on it, each loop representing a beatle member! I fuck with it more than slapping random graphics on everything, this atleast has a POINT

ur actually lucky tho not dealing with disney adults every day in massive herds, they'd wear ur spirit & make u want to rip mickey mouse's ears off

& I think enablers deserve a worse crime like somewhat. How COULd you let something so sinister & evil as fucking with my community service occur?!?!

UR LIFE SENTENCE SOUNdS FUCKIN EASY, I CAN HANdLE 25 YEARS. also we might be phasing lethal injection out for this newer, weirder technique that involves removing the oxygen in ur body

rlly make a bitch suffer on their way out. id rather we just shoot someone to death if we're going death penalty

i was going to say he meant the suicide youtube video as a metaphor for the death of the patriarchy but i do not know if that is too insensitive💀

either way i am sure a reformed soul like himself would NEVER condone the actions of past logan paul

in the words of hannah montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what what i’m talking bout, everybody gets that way”❤️

LOL holy fuck if we take this revelation to twitter we could be having the burger king marketing team scrambling as we speak

h-hey guys, fun new rebrand here! who’s ready to eat at Patty Monarch!

shoutout that trivia comp fr for helping me learn that fact (alongside 22 other ones❤️)

my goodness griffin a real OG in that case, good to know

having played w or hosted everyone in the cast is an insane stat LOL

this would be so lovely to imagine if only the queen were still alive

unless of course u are referring to pinkpantheress, in which case yes she is v much alive n well n an ambassador this particular theme park

then we got the oasis log flume ride where u can expect to get absolutely drenched

but see this then opens the door to ragebaiting becoming criminalised

hmmm which actually upon further thought i can see an argument for this one

we must be careful to distinguish between unjustified n justified ragebaiting however

i will say sometimes it is deserved n for a noble cause

this is dystopian as fuck i cannot believe what i just read genuinely what the hell america😭 😭 😭 😭

why is THIS what u are spending ur tax dollars on😭 ultra high-tech new ways to assassinate people on death row (ALREADY IN PRISON MIND U)

Fire away honestly, it's Logan Paul we're talking abt, he only has the best intentions in his heart 🩷 as he pulls another crypto scam on people

also hannah montana said that? sounds poetic tbh, she should get into songwriting

i cant remember if she wrote her own lyrics but like, she's a teen star, i rlly doubt she was given that much creative liberty

Patty Monarch sounds like an obscure butterfly species, fuck it im down 👐 i was also thinking Sandwich House, sandwiches in general

cuz burgers are a sandwich so to speak, so its not lying

I'm so glad to know that drew was immune from Episodes 2-5 & 7-8, it was really important stuff to learn. & that Kyle was #4 on the character rankings, more important things!

given the https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NFVWv_80W17Zk-4hOkgn-vKueyrNeQzuuWgO69TiS9I/edit?tab=t.0 of last night, im actually shocked he's not higher

Griffin has so many potential talking points with everyone, but lowkey how much would they remember abt seasons they hosted

"hey i watched u sorta kinda, i wasnt paying that much attention but im sure u did well!"

why did u make me remember...

PinkPantheress is a good substitute tho, fav song of hers is prob Nice to Know You, the one that sounds like the Vancouver Winter Games Figure Skating Event, it has that vibe

Oasis wanted to be Temu Beatles so bad tho, in terms of sound & vibe. IT'S GONNA PLAY WONdERWALL 24/7 💀

at some point some random ass guy subs in & goes "alriht, now here's my version of wonderwall" & it's the most mediocre singing voice uve ever heard

im p sure my tax money went to argentina as part of the billion dollar gift this year, it's going everywhere except in places it needs to be spent on. im p sure the actual method's name is "nitrogen hypoxia", & of fucking course its texas wanting to kill ppl

Texas is like Florida, but without the batshit insane headlines (forthe most part)

ykw this is so true, i literally just today saw a video of him interviewing trump over the war where he was basically saying they attacked iran to protect the gays n women’s rights

now, if logan paul is co-signing it then i have full faith that this is undoubtedly most definitely irrefutably the only motivation for such an attack n there were absolutely no other hidden agendas at play

king of standing up for minorities

i also doubt it tbh, it sounds more like written by an adult of what they think a kid would write rather than acc by a teenager

nowadays this is something adults would be entirely incapable of bc there is no way they are accurately capturing the spirit of gen alpha

they gotta not only decipher the weird ass meme language they got going on, but ALSO figure out how to make it grammatically n contextually correct

this is crucial knowledge! i am so glad to have learned this insight into my fellow castaways!

this is also insane LMAOOOO he also posted the copypasta in one of the safari channels n it resulted in him receiving strings of insults back in reply😭 😭 😭 😭

i thought the other tribe would be fuming at him but after hearing about last tribal it sounds like they have much much bigger fish to fry💀

i apologise we are all still in mourning promise

i was working in a cafe near the royal castle back when the queen died n got called in the next day n i s2g i have never multitasked so hard in my life the place was absolutely FLOODED w people

weirdly enough, mainly tourists who were upset over it but still

extremely valid take, idt i could name a single bad pinkpantheress song

oh u know they are absolutely going to milk their most commercially successful song to smithereens

risky decision tho bc that song gets jarring after like the 3rd listen

yes. i am sure money going to argentina will greatly enrich the quality of life n access to facilities for americans. this is a great idea. i can see no reason why anyone would object to giving taxpayer money to a foreign state as a gift.

also fun fact i learned recently, texas is fucking huge n almost 3x bigger than the UK

trying to text in a vc is probabl a bad idea but i will PERSIST 🫡

at some point we should try & have more of a proper game chat, cuz this game's on some crack, & i need a sane person

No fucking shot TRUMP of all ppl said this, if he had his way, the gays are going to get EXECUTEd, & the women will be turned into incubators

SKGSKFHGSKF SAFARI'S GOING CRAZY, did u see saturn/vini having a spat in big wave beach , with ore trying to insert himself in for no fucking reason

Saturn making a lot of use with my ElectrodeEyes emote, im the one who made it

SATURN BLEW HIS OWN GAME UP, watch him survive this anyways. with the half-idol he & sylvia apparently have, idk if it becomes a full idol if both are plaed on one person, but it's wise to tread carefully

being called in the day after she died is nasty fucking work, you had to:

- Serve
- Serve others
- Mourn
- Girlboss

tourists coming over to mourn near the castle i think is reasonable enough, it's like going to a cemetary to mourn the dead, buckingham palace BASICALLY became a morgue for like a month

I heard the one with central cee kinda sucked, & stateside was defo the weakest cut on fancy that (which was a solid project overall, every other song was good)

at some point they start playing Wndrwll by Neil Cicierega & see how long it takes before ppl notice the difference.

Completely unhinged mashup https://open.spotify.com/track/23Ao6E2tFiKQEXCnuufP8S?si=d05407af5a5d4f24

jesus, how tiny is the uk 💀 you got like 3️⃣ countries banding together & they STILL cant beat texas. so much space & for what

``Okay, so I am like low-key walking to work right now. So I will reply to the rest of your messages later, because I'm going to be phone-less for the next couple of hours. But basically, I don't know what the fuck went on the last tribal on their side of stuff, but it sounds like everyone was beefing with everyone. Half the tribe got like blindsided. All I know is that this is great news for us. We probably won't even be anywhere near the limelight this turnaround. Also, loads of people are mad at Saturn, who apparently has half-Eyedog. Allegedly. I don't know if this is true or not. But I lowkey really need to clock in now. So I'll reply to everything else later.``

i dont mind u replying to the other stuff later, but THIS IS SO FUCKING HUGE

there was a spat in safari hub, Bazz apparently has something himself

said to negate 3-votes, sounds like a half-idol

it was cristen vs brent, cristen was the source on this

it's so easy being new school, im liking life

i need old school to go as many tribals as possible, cuz lowkey? idt new school heroes are rlly gonna turn on each other rn

& old school tribals are apparently bound for fireworks

which creates more rifts to let us slip under

i ended up in the distortion world chat in the safari as well n i could scroll up n see ore n enya discussing the first tribal

n some of enya’s messages are kinda beefy it apparently was a lot messier than just the unan vote on paper

“The only “chaotic” thing I can think of is letting Cristen know that I felt she spearheaded the vote because I was annoyed that she decided to let me know my name was out there, as if she was doing me a favor”

“She then took it to the tribal chat, not me”

so they must’ve had a public argument in front of everyone there too😭 😭

plus also

“Kyle and Neptune wanted Penelope or Woofley out but I didn’t, so I sat on those names all day seeing if they got anyone on board with their plan”

lowkey might end up needing to use it as early as next round if old school loses again icl

he was saying to me he believed had like a majority of votes on him at one point during last round’s mess

exavtlyyyyyyy what i’m hoping will happen<:bubububub:1430750682419302400> n we can just blub along minding our own business like the unproblematic newbies we are

which wouldnt be the last time cristen had SOME kind of public argument, cuz it seemed like the drew tribal had that + dallas jumping on penelope

someone apparently irrelevant to the entire thing SFHGSKFJGHSK

Enya shoulda done something abt those penelope/woofley plans first tribal, make it seem those pushes have actual support

or use it to throw kyle/neptune utb

if neptune/cristen felt-strongarmed into voting drew, then if they hadnt felt that way & voted bazz regardless, bazz goes 5-4-2-1

that's still not majority, but danger was palpable

new school seriously the idgaf tribe its kinda funny

this vote, as of losing the comp, has gone nowhere

an eerie silence in what's usually a buzzing day

should i just come back on in the last 4️⃣ hours & barely waste time tonight with talking

agreed, he lowkey could’ve gotten 2 more allies depending on which side of it he wanted to push

if he didn’t want those 2 voted out then like..let them know it’s happening so u can work together?😭

i couldn’t tell if it is like public knowledge on the garden tribe tho that this happened cause when they were telling me about the tribal they lowkey just made it sound like a straightforward unan

ok wait the drew voters in the end were griffin Penelope cristen saturn Neptune sylvia(?)

that’s still insane tho, hearing about that tribal plus our first one is enough to spook anyone

it’s gonna be lowkey hard w some of these people being able to trust them as solid allies for when shit hits the fan if this is the kinda weird moves n blindsides they pull this early😭

also speaking of our first tribal

did u hear that there was apparently a whole old school alliance in motion from the get go

saturn apparently leaked it but looking back in hindsight it makes SO much sense

lowkey i should’ve clocked earlier cause the only names out the entire time were new school people n i thought it was fishy how half the tribe was being so cagey but i did not put 2+2 together properly

lowkey i conked tf out last night early so i also got nothing on my end

i imagine saturn will prob come under fire for last round, idk what to expect in terms of a response from him tho

this early deadline also means that i am working til 3 hours before deadline so i have no choice but to do that anyway❤️

honestly i missed nothing, the shit's going down now

wait is the saturn vote still in?

cuz im p sure you'd be the only saturn vote

targets are more sylvia/stephen

& it seems like shit's gonna go down at EVERY tribal, there's not rlly any easy rest

i think Saturn was leaking the old school alliance to a lot of ppl, cuz ik Marionette heard abt it from him

once it became splintered

yah they only told me cleancut unan too, with little stress in it

but if enya didnt do anything with the info while in the game, it could check out then that the vote was simple in their eyes

woofley should hear abt this tho FKHGSKFGHSKFHGSK

oh god

it def is😭 look at tribal chat

it has somehow evolved into saturn v bazz now

when the vote itself prolly isnt even saturn v bazz, but bazz v GRIFFIN

yes there is a new top secret plan brewing😭

what are ur thoughts cause i am considering it tbh

my stance on it is i got my own personal issue with bazz, he tried to throw me utb abt the saturn plan

which i rlly dont like

but that doesnt impact u , only me

if u think voting griffin's better for ur game than voting bazz, no harm no foul

u weren’t even on old school tribe why would u possibly have any reason to target saturn😭

ur reaction is valid icl bc that is a lie that is so easily disprovable if anyone just thinks about it hard enough

from my pov between the 3 of them i can kinda see pros n cons for them all

keeping the saturn v bazz beef alive buys us a buffer next round on this tribe even if one of them goes next on old school

n what we spoke about in terms of griffin’s wholeass army of connections kinda makes me feel like the only way we would be able to get him would be a blindside/snipe

which is why i’m leaning towards doing that atm

i do worry about it getting harder to do later down the line

but also as u said no harm no foul, i totally get the principle if u are set on voting for bazz this time round

i most likely will go griffin if the numbers are there for it (plus hopefully saturn’s idol gets wasted along the way🔥)

cuz im assuming then, the vote could easily be on the other?

if one of them goes on old school

im a lil worried abt if the blindside will work cuz jiv/saturn are in the know abt it

saturn half-idoling griffin makes it all weird

this rlly hinges on what saturn think is the funniest idea

wait saturn knows about it?😭

for some reason, yeah!

my source on that is BRENT (no leakies pls)

who's been the main guy from my pov getting this griffin vote together

oh god that adds such a chaos variable to this

i can lowkey imagine him playing it on griffin for the hell of it😭

& like, if griffin rlly wanted old school together

saturn, being the old school man, can be like sure!

idk if i should watch this vote

i am so scared tiff💀

no idol atleast

sounds like the plan will be a success

hooooooooly fuck

if this goes through

so he votes bazz?

who votes bazz

good question

me/saturn/griffin i got down

stephen prob the 4th

it got leaked to sylvia at the end too apparently

would explain the "why am i being left out" statement

i meant who was the he in ur message above tho LOL

im p sure sylvia signing her own parchment caused a self-vote

WHICH IS SO FUNNY

the he was saturn

ohhhhh ye

like the sylvia vote was herself(?) written in third person?😭

she's saying brent did it

which, given the text on the parchment

would check out

cuz they were both s3

but it rlly fooled me for a second

so blessed u were the first person i heard abt enya's stuff from in distortion world bc it's apparently spreading like crazy amongst the heroes

on its own i think

LOL my goodness just an added layer of messiness for htem to grapple w here

ye it is publicly viewable in the safari so i def wasn't the only person who saw it

he like soft hinted it was him when i mentioned it just before we swapped so i think this is prob true

how informed are u on the vc rn?

virgo tore into stephen

said he's socially lacking & is just accepting being on the bottom

like not at all informed oh my god💀

virgo what are we doinggggg

the "group therapy" session has ended so u wont get drama if u join now

but im ready for a shitfest when we go back

virgo let the frustrations show

shitfest upon shitfest

now we got beef on both ends of the tribe

damn i was really hoping we could be the unproblematic half to sit n watch while old school goes at each other’s necks😭

We're villains: random ass beefing is a must unfortunately

but stephen's absolutely jumping ship to old school heroes

they're the only side who hasnt fucked with him + i saw dallas whispering him a bit

old school's still gonna be a vicious bloodbath, esp with the personnel over there, they just wont be the only thing with conflict

i think the biggest tell abt this whole thing is "we seriously dont have a backup target once stephen isnt an option"

the reaction wouldnt have been this bad if there was another pariah or easy vote

but i am a hero…i do not belong here….🥀 🥀 🥀 still have no idea why i got put on this tribe

yeaaa the dallas whispers plus them both going for greed right after one another were a big giveaway😭

how did the tribe therapy sesh end like was there still tension or did it get resolved more or less

lowkey the one good thing from it ig is that back on undead it’s no longer an old school vs new school thing, which i was worried about us getting just picked off one after the other esp after we lost majority immediately w the first vote

now it’ll be which groups on each side can come together to form a mismatched maj

yep we are def still in the honeymoon phase over here, as much as it’d be nice to last as long as possible it’s prob not super realistic

(on another note good morning tiff<:bubububub:1430750682419302400> how is this wonderful break day treating u)

You just possessed a very EVIL & wicked aura that makes flowers instantly wilt. how could you...

& ik ur not the only hero on villains cuz marionette apparently was hots too (we shared a szn idk how tf i forgot that she's hots 💀)

Tribe Therapy kinda ended in "we'll talk about it in further depth privately" so the chatter wont end there

the irony of virgo/stephen being the only ones to not text me when i got on LMAOOOOOO

basically who can not get into petty ass drama & keep a cool head, that might be me idk (prolly not but I'll act like i can)

oh yeah, saturn was being discussed as the vote right after greed in the alive vc, woofley was there for that, but that just means saturn's half-idoling for sure, he's not going fucking anywhere

also ive been doing GREAT, i had buldak earlier & that was pretty good

Lives up to the spice factor but quality is still quality

actually went on spotify once for the first time since the day we were on tribes, felt nice making use of my premium before i have to cancel the subscription, that's end of this month

I'm ready to get spoiled on the upcoming survivor episode today 🔥

my kalo buff might actually have started getting shipped out now that i think abt it

my whimsy has been grossly mischaracterised..i won’t stand for this.

ok my goodness what an ominous way to round things off💀🔥

maybe they are still working things out tiff…have some compassion…these are v sensitive discussions that can take days…

oh it is v difficult to avoid LOL but we will do our best! we can prob good cop bad cop our respective blind spots on that tribe if we must

yea in distortion world dallas is alluding to a man going tonight (+that he never wants to go back on old school tribe again💀)

i doubt this cast wouldn’t take advantage of his half idol to snipe someone else

they could technically still just pile on him unan but that seems unlikely

omg buldak is insanely spicy n i have never even used the whole packet only like half max

admittedly my spice tolerance is non-existent but

they certainly do what they say on the tin

omg u will be joining me as a spotify pleb, unfortunately i do HATE what they’ve done w the app it’s so awful

when they start adding their own random ass suggestions to ur playlist mid shuffle n every time u skip it’s just MORE RECOMMENDATIONS

it’s the equivalent of getting stuck w like 10 unskippable cutscenes back to back🗿

but i am really trying to like rewire my attention span so i force myself to stay on the free version to 1) not waste money bc u still can listen to the music n 2) learn patience n discipline<:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

they might actually take days to hash it out, & tbh they might have time? There's a chance we dont have a swap at all

one tribe gets decimated, come final 12 there'll still be one member left

everyone will prolly move on by Final 18 tho given the cyclical nature of drama this szn

That'd be a solid idea tbh, im assuming im bad cop cuz im the vots, & ur good cop cuz ur the hots THROWN into an unjust legal system that is Undead

Ore's mentioned that to me too, im assuming he's saying it in one of the hub channels? THat's basically where all the drama goes

Ore's always there to see shit go down, he wants frontrow seats to everything

The cheese packet REALLY helps cuz otherwise its pure torture. makes the noodles rlly rlly good too, the best noodles ive had from a "make it urself" ramen. I got chicken carbonera so maybe im playing with fire eating a pepper flavor

I lowkey dont even use the shuffle feature, I think my life is better off for it 🧘‍♀️ i just search song names up & put them in my queue

atleast as of this year. before premium i didnt even realize the queue was a feature 😭 so i put it upon myself to manually remember every song i wanted to play in order

i just love actively making my life more inconvenient, its my favorite hobby

this was all free on my end, i took a 4️⃣ month free offer in december (when spotify doesnt even track shit for wrapped, genuinely what's the point of streaming in december 😷)

i am lowkey super burnt out from the comp so i will be going to bed asap n replying tomorrow morning but TY for the carry w doing the whole voting chart hoooooly shit🙏

so so so glad all that effort was worth it in the end

all good, it was worth it for winning the comp

jiv helped me with the voting chart in the final 30 minutes LMAO but we had that shit on point

it looked glorious i am so proud of us

i am going to bed now but sleep well tiff

earned this night off fr

Sweet dreams to u, im gonna have unholy nightmares 😈

im also gonna lounge around & do nothing bc ive also earned that

i took the break day a lil too literally mb😭 😭 😭

had a monstrous 10 hour shift yesterday n crashed straight after dinner

i cannot tell if this tribe is fr throwing tho

I'm p sure throwing was the plan

to get stephen out

which i support, idt he wants to work with anyone on EITHER new school or villains, & we just so happen to be both 😷

<@556663419483324421> after the evie vote, virgo made a chat of him/marionette/i

it saw use during the griffin vote, but not since

ACTIVE use i should clarify. idk if either of them told u beforehand but i wanted to let u know abt its existence

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