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Kyle, Neptune
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@neptuneplays
Ayyy what's up dude
@lemons99
The sky
Fucking owned
Thats whats up
Haha get it
Bceause
So the joke is
So the joke is that you said whats up
And the sky
So the sky is like
If you look up
(assuming you're outside that is)
That is what would be up
Also im busy at work I will message later
@neptuneplays
I WALKED INTO THAT NOOOOOO
No yea same ttyl 💀
@lemons99
Ok returns
I am still at work until 7pm est
But it is going to be dead for this backhalf methinks
@neptuneplays
I gotchu, I'm also at work
@lemons99
I just got back but im about to eat
These updates im screaming
What kinda work do u do
@neptuneplays
I'm still not home yet 💀
I work in a chemistry lab
Oil and gas chemistry
@lemons99
Not you working on nefarious chemicals
That’s cool tho
Do u ever hold a beaker up and wear thick goggles and scream ITS ALIVEEE
@neptuneplays
All the time bro
Best part of the job
@lemons99
That’s amazing man
I work in insurance
So u working with oil and I work in insurance it’s kind of like we both work for evil industries
Which is why we r both on the hero tribe I think
@neptuneplays
Broooo that's so true
I genuinely have met some evil fucking people 😂
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@lemons99
Thats incredible
I love meeting the dastardly
I feel like I meet a lot of them too rofl
Depends on the day!
@neptuneplays
Definitely 😂 I work at a small company tho so I've met the CEO
I was the star of the show at the Christmas party cause I could line dance
I'm kinda awesome
@lemons99
I was the star of the show at the Christmas party cause I could line dance
This is the craziest fle
flex
How did that even come up
Like who in the company was like we need to see you linedance rn
Who here can line dance
@neptuneplays
The DJ was playing line dances and no one on the dance floor knew them except me
So thank god I knew how to party in college
Fuck studying amr?
@lemons99
Ok but what college is doing line dances
Wait r u american
Every dancing related activity in college was some nonsense covered in sin
LOL
@neptuneplays
LMAO
I went to a college in Texas
So it was very yeehaw
@lemons99
There ain’t nothing wrong with that
I went to Texas for the first time like five months ago or so
I think that’s when it was
Saw a longhorns game
Crazy to me
They did a fly over
Which blew my mind
Cuz in New York where I live
@neptuneplays
Yea that shit is wilddddd
@lemons99
College football ain’t important at all
@neptuneplays
Oh sick Ive been to New York
@lemons99
But this stadium was bigger than our states stadium
Omg slay
@neptuneplays
Yea in the South it's a big deal
@lemons99
It was super fun
I’m not even a big sports guy
But just cool to experience
My brother had a bachelor party down there
@neptuneplays
Oh hell yea, like the bachelor party was the Texas game or y'all did something different
@lemons99
It was this big house he rented
We did a bunch of stuff
That was one big stop for him
He loves that nonsense
@neptuneplays
Hell yea, me and my boys are going to the casino for my bachelor party
@lemons99
FUC YEAH
What is ur game
Like what do u like to gamble on
@neptuneplays
I usually do blackjack but I have been paying attention to a lot of slots lmao
@lemons99
I lowkey hate blackjack not to be lame
I like craps and 3 card
Blackjack is too skill based
I like a little nonsense in my gambling
@neptuneplays
I know what you mean lol
The last few times I went, blackjack was not fun at all
Too many sweats
@lemons99
Literally
If u fuck up at blackjack
The whole table giving u shit
And they hate u
@neptuneplays
YES
I HATE IT
@lemons99
U gotta plya the correct way or else they hate u
@neptuneplays
That's why I play with my friends
Or I just go play something else
Bacaraat is cool but damn its expensive
@lemons99
I have only played bacarat once
I didnt rly get it
TBH with u
It was virtual too so
It wasnt fun anyway
@neptuneplays
I didnt either at first
Basically just add the cards like a blackjack hand but ignore the first digit if its a double digit hand
18 = 8
19= 9
And so on
@lemons99
Where do u like to gamble
Is like full on gambling legal in ur state
U gotta go out of state to get in person table games
Where I live
But they just approved dealer table games and theyre building a new casino
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@neptuneplays
Same, I gotta go to Louisiana
@lemons99
I am tryna not read too much on the progress of that because im worried I will become an addict
But I know its soon they will complete it
lol
@neptuneplays
Hell yea
Waiting for table games in my state
It might be a while
@lemons99
And that’s for the better
Tbh
I love gambling I have to stay away
KEEP IT AWAY
@neptuneplays
REAL
It's just dedication bro
@lemons99
I am so drunk lowkeyto be honest with u
@neptuneplays
Yuhhhh
How you feeling this morning king
@lemons99
Kinda gross
I gotta go to the gym but I don’t want to
@neptuneplays
Gotta do it bro
Gotta get those gains
@lemons99
IM TRYING BUT I DONT WANT TO
I FEWL THE BURN
@neptuneplays
GET THAT MF PUMP
@lemons99
IM PHMPED
no I’m done now
I’m gonna grab some food now
@neptuneplays
Hell yea
I just signed up for a new gym but I'm debating whether I go early in the morning or after work
What works for you
@lemons99
I am shit at going to the gym I’ve only been doing on my off days but when I do go on work days I go after work
Cuz I can’t be bothered to wake up
@neptuneplays
Mooddddd
I suck at waking up early
@lemons99
My job shift is usually 11-7 so my ass always sleeps in PRPUDLY
I’m done with my outings for the day
Staying home now locking in
@neptuneplays
Fuck yea that sounds amazing
I'd love to have that schedule
@lemons99
I enjoy it!
I like sleeping in sm
But what can make it tough is
I have wednesdays off but work saturdays
So that can be a little funky
I like having a weekday off cuz I get a lot done
But
Working saturdays kinda kills a lot of vibes when it comes to planning stuff with pals
@neptuneplays
Yea I get that. I was working a second job on Saturday and I think I'm over it now 😂
You said you work insurance right?
@lemons99
Yessir
I am a salesman
I sell it
I actually work straight out of a car dealership
And pitch it to people buying cars lol
@neptuneplays
Oh sick, so it's not remote or anything like that
@lemons99
No I usually do it face to face
But hold on im going to do this comp brb
@neptuneplays
Gl
@lemons99
Thank you I think I did great tbh
@neptuneplays
Hell yea
@lemons99
I am playing slay the spire 2 I’m having a blast today
@neptuneplays
Can't say I've heard of it, what is it 👀
@lemons99
It’s like um
It’s a rogue like game if u have heard of those
Where u build a deck of cards
To win
@neptuneplays
Oh is it kinda like that Hades game that came out a while back?
@lemons99
Yes its like
Exactly like that
Hades is amazing omg
@neptuneplays
I watched Jacksepticeye play some of it a while back
It was a cool ass game
@lemons99
Finishes my chicken
I CANT WAIT FOR SURVIVOR YAY
@neptuneplays
That shit was gasss
@lemons99
It was super cool omg
I was glad to watch
Sad tho
Sad tho
@neptuneplays
I honestly like Q way more after this season than his first
@lemons99
I just wish Stephanie went instead
She brings nothing
@neptuneplays
Honestly I agree
She's just there
@lemons99
I’m so busy this morning that I want to die
@neptuneplays
Same
Fuck this shit bruh
@lemons99
I am going to kill someones family
I need to lock in at work for a minute
But I dont want to
COFFEE AQUIRED
@neptuneplays
YESSIRRR LOCK IN BROTHER
@lemons99
I’m so tired
I had to come in early today
And by early I mean early for me
Cuz my coworker is shifting days
@neptuneplays
Fuckkk I hate that
Why's that mean you come in early?
@lemons99
Cuz she works the early shift I work the late one
So I’m now working an hour earlier
To kinda cover both shifts rofl
@neptuneplays
Damnnnn that sucks
Temporary thing or nah?
@lemons99
Just for today
Shes working with me on saturday so that might fuck up my saturday hours
But it will be good cuz shes cool and good at her job so I will be happy to have her
@neptuneplays
Like in a good way or a bad way lol
@lemons99
In a good way!
She’s door
Dope*
@neptuneplays
Nah I meant fucking up your hours lol, you mean you're gonna be working longer?
@lemons99
OH
No it’s the same amount of hours the only thing it affects is the time
I just like complaining
It’s a one hour difference
It’s not even a big deal I just love to be miserable all the time
I’m actually like rly good at complaining
It’s something I’ve mastered over the years
@neptuneplays
Bro SAME
It's a natural skill I think
@lemons99
See mine didn’t come naturally
It came through yeaes of honing my craft
To now I have this truly master level negativity
That can’t be equaled
@neptuneplays
What can I say man I just got that raw talent
But I respect the grind
@lemons99
That’s impressive
I wish I had ur like natural abilities and just knack for it
@neptuneplays
Sometimes you're just born with a little bitch inside you 💀
@lemons99
My appointment is running late ummm
Sits awkwardly
@neptuneplays
Time to grind the social game amr?
@lemons99
Nvm they showed up now I’m free
NOW to grind social game
@neptuneplays
Wordddd fuck it up bubba
@lemons99
I lied I became preoccupied
NOW IM LOCKED
IN
@neptuneplays
LOL
I'll be locking in during lunch
@lemons99
I respect that
The lockasaurus rex
@neptuneplays
Aight bro we gotta talk about the vote
Lmk when you're free
@lemons99
Heyyy returns
I’m free mostly but gotta go at six
What’s up
@neptuneplays
Enya's looking like the vote rn
@lemons99
I would rather not do that tbh
Is that like very solid
@neptuneplays
Idk man I don't wanna rock the boat
I mean it's the only name I've heard
@lemons99
Gotcha
@neptuneplays
How far do you see yourself taking Enya
@lemons99
I don’t know I haven’t thought of it that hard but was hoping to make it with him to the final 23 at least ROFL
I mean I’ll do it if that’s what’s gonna happen I’m just not eager about it is all I talk to a lot of ppl less than him
@neptuneplays
I 100% agree
@lemons99
He seemed like he specifically wanted to work with me and u
@neptuneplays
If I hear a name other than Enya then I'm on 1000% on board
@lemons99
So it feels like I’m just throwing an ally out
@neptuneplays
I agree
I wanna see where things land in this last hour
But if he rallies the troops, I'm on board
@lemons99
I mean deadline is at 8:30 lol so I’ll have to ask around and see vibes
@neptuneplays
Oh yea
@lemons99
Wait I’m suddenly busy again I didn’t mean to ghost
I’m leaving soon tho
@neptuneplays
You're good I'm also leaving soon
@neptuneplays
Aight I'm home
@lemons99
Hi home I’m dad
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@neptuneplays
Enya asked if I'm good to do Penelope and I told him yea
Hi home I’m dad
Should've seen that coming
@lemons99
I kinda ate that I’m sorry
@neptuneplays
You told Enya that he was the target?
@lemons99
No I did not
He said someone told him and asked if I knew and I’m like yeah sorry bub
@neptuneplays
Why didn't he ask me tho
@lemons99
He didn’t say something to u about being in danger u mean?
@neptuneplays
All he said was "Would you do Penelope?"
So he knows I know that he's in danger
and I didnt tell him
@lemons99
I think he thinks its going to be unan is the vibe I got from him to be honest with u
@neptuneplays
I get that
I just got the vibe from our conversation earlier that you wanted to flip something so I assumed you told Enya about it
@lemons99
I did want to flip but no one really had any interest in flipping so I did not see the benefit of telling him
And if it flipped I would want it to go on like someone less active but I think enya wants like cristen out
So
@neptuneplays
I doubt that's happening
@lemons99
I have no interest in voting cristen
LOL
@neptuneplays
Yea me neither lmfao
I do feel really bad about voting for him
I thought we were starting something fire
@lemons99
I feel bad too but I dont think there is any traction for anyone else and I dont think we benefit from taking out cristen personally
I think she wants to work with us
So its like trading out for another ally rofl
@neptuneplays
Yea fr
We're still losing an ally at the end of the day
I think it might be better for you going to the next tribe anyway
Lowers your threat level
@lemons99
I guess i dont rly gaf about that LOL but true!
@neptuneplays
Yea fair I forgot you said you were here for vibes 😂
To win to obv but mostly vibes
You already got your W
@lemons99
I'm mostly here to queen out tbh
@neptuneplays
Fuck yea
@lemons99
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@lemons99
Rest in peace to a literal king
@neptuneplays
That shit was ass dawg
Fuck Saturn lmao
@lemons99
It sounds ass
I dont rly know what happened but it sounded ass
ROFL
@neptuneplays
Saturn just masterminded a blindside
That dude is genuinely one of the best manipulators Ive ever met
@lemons99
What happened
I didnt understand what was going on so I just kept trolling
@neptuneplays
Saturn came to me and Cristen and said Bazz was having an idol played on him
Bazz was supposed to get 6 votes
And Saturn said I was getting 4 votes
@lemons99
WAIT WHAT
THATS CRAZY WHAT ON EARTH
So u had to vote that way to save urself
Wait saturn is fucking crazy
@neptuneplays
So I thought
I TOLD YOU BRO
AND I KNEW IN MY GUT HE WAS LYING
Idk why I decided to trust him
I guess cause we have history
@lemons99
That guy sounds fucking crazy
I dont think I can handle him im glad im not on either of his tribes he sounds like a nutso
@neptuneplays
He is
Im so tired 😂
It's like herding cats
But like
Feral cats
@lemons99
So u cristen griffin and saturn voted
For andrew
And bazz
And another person
@neptuneplays
It was me, Cristen, Griffin, Saturn, Sylvia, and Penelope that voted Drew
And we weren't exactly on the same page
@lemons99
Dawg that tribal sounds like a meme im kinda laughing pretty hard rn
@neptuneplays
It was a fever dream 😂
@lemons99
I am going to clip that guy
@neptuneplays
Do the challenge first big dawg 💀
@lemons99
Ok I did my work outs locked in now for the comp
@neptuneplays
Better than me bro I'm slacking
@lemons99
Lolol I have scored like four points total dw ur not the worst
@neptuneplays
I stg if I gotta go to another tribal
@lemons99
Tribals r fun wym!
Jk I go hard from now on
If I can
I’m gonna lock in
@neptuneplays
Tbf I'd prefer a tribal over here than over there lmao
@lemons99
Good fucking point
I don’t want u to be in danger there
@neptuneplays
Even if we win I doubt Saturn goes
He's that good lmao
@lemons99
Damn what is up with thi freak
@neptuneplays
He's crazy lol
You'll never have a boring season with him on the cast
@lemons99
Why do I kinda stan him
Well he’s fuckin up our shit we need to take that clown out
@neptuneplays
Yea tell me about it bro
@lemons99
Who were the other ppl tha got votes
@neptuneplays
Me and Bazz
And Jiv self voted
@lemons99
LMAO
Jiv that clown
REMOVE HIS ASS
@neptuneplays
Ong get him out lmao
@lemons99
My tribe was boring af we probably just would have booted Stephen tbh
@neptuneplays
Y'all wanna throw next round? LMAO
I can't have another tribal with Saturn lmao
@lemons99
LOL
I mean
Perhaps
I wouldn’t be opposed tbh with u
It’s tough tho cuz I feel like I’m closer with the old school gardens than the new school gardens so I don’t wanna die randomly
@neptuneplays
Yea I get it lol
@lemons99
I think I would tbh
Imagine if it’s a double rofl
@neptuneplays
I stg 💀💀
@neptuneplays
Rise and grind gamer
@lemons99
Good morning!
I’m working 9-5 today instead of 11-7
I think it’s going to be slow it’s raining near me
@neptuneplays
On that early schedule today
I respect it
It looks like it's gonna be slow here today too but that just means shit hasn't hit the fan lmao
@lemons99
Does shit often hit the fan at ur place of work
Mine will get crazy busy randomly
@neptuneplays
Does shit often hit the fan at ur place of work
Yes 💀
Cause randomly something will be super urgent and needs to be done immediately
@lemons99
That aftuallu is exactly what my job is like
Lol
@neptuneplays
Then you understand the pain 💀
@lemons99
My business is so weather dependent that I know my ass won’t be doing anything today
@neptuneplays
💀💀💀
What's your paycheck looking like on those slower days
@lemons99
Well I also get hourly on top of my commisions
But it ain’t lookin great!
@neptuneplays
Ok that's good at least lmao
I remember when I was working as a server and if it wasn't busy then I wasn't getting paid 💀
@lemons99
Read the rules apparently we can dm
@neptuneplays
OOPS SORRY
@lemons99
Why r u apologizing
I didn’t know either
ALDKSJDJ
@neptuneplays
💀💀💀
@lemons99
How r u doing my pal
@neptuneplays
Tryna survive the work day💀
@lemons99
Me too
I have a killer headache
But I have off tomorrow
@neptuneplays
Hell yea
You said you had Wednesdays and Sundays off right?
@lemons99
That’s absolutely
@neptuneplays
Survivor Wednesdays off 😎
My dream schedule
@lemons99
Why did that send
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That’s absolutely right
Is what Iwas probably gonna sa
Or something like that
I love having a mid day off tbh
@neptuneplays
I feel like that makes the week seem shorter
@lemons99
It does tbh
And I love it
I gotta get through this headache tho
@neptuneplays
Like a migraine or just a headache
@lemons99
Nah just a headache
I got rly drunk on vc last night
For no reason
@neptuneplays
Damnnn I missed it 💀
@lemons99
Do u think ur gonna be ok over there
@neptuneplays
I hope so lmao
@lemons99
I hear saturn is definitely taking it
@neptuneplays
Oh yea lmao
@lemons99
Just make sure u don’t get clipped I would be very annoyed
@neptuneplays
I'm trying lmfao
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