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Good morning whoever u r

WHOEVER U R??

That’s crazy dawg

Don’t tell me I made ZERO impact on you

What impact would u have made no shade

Like

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Every one I haven’t met is like a nebulous concept until today, a figment of others imagination

…The Neptune VC where he slandered me…

Like big bird and snufalufagus

So I became a

Real person do you

to*

Today??

Yes exactly

Got it

This is like ur Pinocchio moment

Ur a real boy now

You can call me Johnny fucking Joestar

Helllll yea

What’s up with you though

It’s good to meet you

Taking ashowe rn

Shower

It’s my off day

Cut off all my hair

Why?

Imagine being employed

Lmfao

Could not be be

me*

Was gettin too long and the heat is coming

I only ge one haircut every year

Gotchaaa

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Can I see

Erm I just got out of the shower but sure

I have done nothing all day I’m goin to play crimson desert it’s gonna be great

But first I’m gonna play slay the spire lowkey…

HOLY SHIT

THE WHIPLASH

I thought you were a black man Im ngl

You look like one of my homies irl 😭

OK SO

I JUST HAVE A CAM FROM BB PIC

👀

AND I FEEL LIKE THE EMOJI FIO PICKED

LMAO DUDE

MAKES IT LOOK LIKE IM TRYNA BE SOMETBING ELSE

I know Cam from BB but the emoji

THAT DAMN EMOJI

The short hair suits you it makes you look distinguished

Like the true intellectual I assumed you were gonna be LMAO

Thank u I am in fact a true modern intellectual

Like my mind blows me away

By how smart and amazing I am

IS YOUR MIND AN ENIGMA

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I have diagnosed autism and ADHD so

Take everything I say with a grain of salt

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Thats literally me tbh

Everything is being taken with a grain of crushed black pepper rn

I am sick with something

IRL

Me in the background

With a pinch of cinnamon

What you got?

Idk I have the sniffles

And have had them for days

And It sucks cuz im an alcoholic

But I have to stop drinking while im sick cuz I dont wantto make the sickness worse

So i havent drank in like 4 days

It is rly tragic

My life is so hard

You and Cristen would be best friends

I know 😭

I haven’t gambled in 2 days dude

💔💔💔💔

A tragedy

We r thats my goat

OMG NO WHATS STOPPING U

Debt

I have rent to pay dawg

Well no

Not ANYMORE 🤑🤑🤑🤑

She hates u btw

And wants u to die

She dm’med me privately that she will burn you with sulfuric acid and beat you with sticks

I’m not lying cro….

I would be geniuinely shocked if cristen has the upper body strength to hit me with a stick

But I will keep the sulfuric acid thing in mind that sounds more like her...

The sticks I will be responsible for

Srie cro I need the cash

Anyway uh

Wanna talk game or nah

We met under really weird circumstances so I can respect if you’re like nah I got my alliance

LOL

I mean sure but idk what to say cuz idk what to do with this nonsense

I dont rly do alliances im more of a vibes based guy anyway

I

Well I did alliances

But then Jiv decided to

Be the most stupid mf on the planet

Tbh the only name I heard is Riley

So atp im probably just gonna vote there and hope for the best 😭 nobody has talked game to me except for that

I think dallas may be voting riley tbh

But idk if they changed their mind

Thats who they told me they were voting right before tribal started

ANd they couldnt dm

But they might do like sylvia now cuz I think they blocked one another

LOL

So idk

They’re beefing💀

Im basing this off nosnense and a guy who I cant talk to

Yea

Nah I get it

I’m just voting purely based on self-perseverance

I’ve quite literally only heard Riley

So I’m just doing that and hoping for the best 😭💀

Yeah thats fair she actually mentioend to me

That she might quit

Tbh

LSKJDLA

Cuz this org is so awful LKSJDALJD

So I might do that too she kinda implied she might wanna be voted

And that she might not

Do her punishments

LMAO

Now

I’m gonna play devil’s advocate again

As always 😭

This ORG started off crazy good

But Jiv situation and this joint

Really fucked with the trajectory LMAO

This org startd off awesome I agree

It really has just drained me tbh

Same

This season will go down as the potential man of seasons LMAO

Like I am finding it so hard to GAF sorry if I feel down and not excited for this joint lol

This will go down as one of the seasons of fiovivor

Thats it

I lowkey kinda need the cash to pay off debts

I’m ngl💀

So I care a little bit

It most certainly was a season

And things definitely happened

What kinda debt do u have if u dont mind me asking

No ofc

It’s gambling debt

I took out a bunch of loans to try and win my money back

My mistake LOL

What I cant beleive that didnt work

Have u tried taking out a bigger loan to cover the last loan?

That might bring u back lowkey

Been there

Done that

It got worse 💀💀💀

Sorry returns

It is time to game.

Heyy

Sorry I jsut wanted to say

i am sorry I was so like

Dead

At first meeting

Ur actually someone I was pretty excited to meet cuz U seem fun

And I just didnt have the enregy

To like game or talk to people

That last round

Just cuz

I havent had the energy with all these quits

And removals

And dming 15 people

I just havent been able to gaf

DUDE ITS OK

SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING

We should chat at some point

I am thinking thoughts

I am a bit of a gamer dont let that last round and a half of me not being here fool u this has just been like

The worst 3 or so days of my entire life

But I wanna play with people who are gonna go crazy cuz I think the crazy ones get clipped too often

For sureeee

I’m down to clown

I have some thoughts but they’re mostly negative LAWLS

LOL

There is nothing wrong with being negative

TBH I been negative all damn game

I am tryna be positive but been hard recently

LMAO

I feel that

Sorry for being so dry dude

I’m so mf checked out of the season it’s unbelievable

No I literally

Dont think any of us gaf

KSJDLA

HELP

Yea dude

Maybe in another season we can actually work together LMAO

I’m

LOL

Maybe in a round or two we will find the energu to care

I am so checked out its crazy

Hey buddy I know we aren’t like close or anything but

I want to let you know

That I really wanted to play with u and

I hope u feel better

And if u ever wanna chat post season I am happy to cuz u seem rly funny

Ofc friend, likewise

It’s a shame we met under these circumstances

May we meet again

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