#kyle-stephen

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hello kyle

I didnt realize ur pfp was a cat

I thought it was a long nosed creature

From a distance it looks like a long nosed creature

my cat is NOT a long nosed creature

that is a new one

i hear commonly that people think she has a blue tongue

she does nbot

Oh yeah when u zoom in it does look like a blue tongue

When you dont zoom in shes very creaturelike

Honestly

No shade

no i mean

when ur near her irl

she is also

very creature like

she has the ability to pry open doors that are closed and i dont understand how

That is the most creature like thing Ive ever heard

There is this toy one of my dogs is obsessed with hymping and we put it in a closet so he cant hump it

But he figured out how to jump up real high to get the handle open

So we had to put it higher up

bro 😭

dudski needs to chill

my cat will try to break into my room at 3 am and then try to sit on my face

it is actually terrible

My dog has an anxiety disorder and the only way he can calm down is by licking all the time

It kinda sends me into orbit

💀

i cant do dogs

they r too needy for me

im a no animal or like

a chill cat

typa guy

Yeah im sorry u live such a sad and lonely life then

Like boohoo tbh

But maybe some day u will get over it and join the dark side

I have two dogs two cats

My house is like zootopia

Except without the bunny on the Brady list

4 animals is crazy

i guess i technically had 4 at once point

bc ive had 2 cats

and we have a turtle

and we had a dog for a bit

What is ur turtle named

Shelly : D

I hope it’s Shelly

its crush

basic ahh name i didnt name it

It’s ok I forgive you for the turtle name

You were just a kid

You didn’t know better

What could u have done

this was like 2 years ago

So u were only twelve

I think I know u btw

This guy henke mentioned u I think

oh no

not henke

dont trust a word from that dude

hes evil

but yes didnt u play s7 with him

Not u being like never trust a foreigner like ok racist king

Yes! He was so funny

He is a bit of a duck tho

hes evil and just so happens to be foreign its not related at all

Literally I am onto ur secrets

Like nice try

But thats alright

I agree he is evil

He has done nothing for society

true

most of your seasons players had evil in their hearts

good thing you survived

Exactly

The evilest was quartz

That game was full of evil

And dastardliness

Someone on the vc earlier while I was playing slay the spire leaked u got a bunch of votes

quartz is pure evil

that is objective

yeah

4 to be exact

7-4-1

but

real men prosper

Real men get it done diva

Well I’m sorry ur still here cuz that means I have to talk to one more person on this tribe

But I guess I’ll learn to get along with u

well

if i went

evie would be here

so

same shit!

Oh

Then nevermind thank u for voting out evie

Whoever tf that was like rip

true

she was mad at me for being dry i think

#rude

I dont blame her u kinda suck

She kinda was clocking a bit

Was she fun tho or was it just the boring calling out the boring

what the sigma

she just said this in final words

> I would like to say y’all voted me out for a man who can’t string together more than 2 sentences in one conversation. And that’s me being generous. I was open and honest and I’m not surprised the straight white men banded together to get out a beautiful black queer person of color 🥴. Honestly werk tho on a lighter note to those who were actual divas love y’all and stay safe cus the uglies are coming for you. Mwah mwah. Bye lovesssss
> Griffin you’re not included in the uglies statement I’m proud of you for waking up today

and that was all

King of waking up

Who voted with u at the tribal

uhhh

most people

idk the exact groupings bc they were all being so weird

a few ppl wanted the vote on evie to be secret and were not telling me who was even voting with me

Ah ur saying ppl voted wrong on purpose

That’s kinda lame lol

i think some did and i think some genuinely didn’t know evie was going

it was odd

like i think tiff voted wrong purposely(?) and mari was not ever told the vote was on evie

Thats snakey of them if thats what they did lowkey

But good to know

Some peole love cake and eating it too or whatever the phrase is

BORING

💀

yeah

it is kinda annoying asf

why arent we just gonna have an easy unan at a tribal like this

Sorry I’m slow af today I’m so busy today I don’t mean to be a flop

no dw i get it 💀

i am too some days

I am so glad to be done

I need a drink bad

😭

yeah

it happens

u deserve it fr

I DO

I didn’t even get to grind the flappy copter as much as I wanted

But it’s ok

I’m going to manifestbictory for us

i believe this

what did you end up getting?

In the 30s

One last grind.

wait

are u on pc or mobile

Im in the shower rn so mobile

is the speed different

Yes dramatically

bc for some people phone is much slower than pc

okay i just wanted to make sure u knew that cuz i just saw ur video on pc in tribe chat

Oh have u played this before

I played this back in like 2021 ROFL

And forgot about the difference in speed

Until this morning when I tried it

a few times but i’m not very good

I just screamed out in the shower when my bird fell to the floor

💀

that is

perfectly reasonable honestly

flappy copter is very serious

WE FUCKING DID THAT SHIT BABY

easy peasy lemon and squeezy

I am trying to antagonize the other tribe but no one is joining

💀

I love being really annoying

All the time

It is something I try to do all the time

no it’s so fun i totally get it

ragebait is like the best thing

ever

I have antagonized some people

good job

i am proud of you kyle

Thank u mom

I have off tomorrow yay

niceee

i

do not

but

im home by like 3

so

still good

🙏

Ok there is an element of slayification with that

I am going to do nothing it’s going to be wonderful I love freedom

firee

i

after 3

will be doing nothing

for sure

I lied I low-key need 2 do laundry

Gotta wash out the skid marks if ya know what I mean

💀 💀

of course yes

Today I spent 40 minutes on hold for one phone call my brain can’t take it anymore

I keep forgetting I can dm

During this comp

LKAJSDL

HELLO

💀

real

i dont want to highkey

i havent messaged anyone

SKDJKSDH

I don’t blame u it’s too many ppl

Like

20 ppl is too ridiculous

To me

yeah 😭

can we get some triple elims in here

I’m on bored mode rn

I think the other tribe is like definitely taking it

No offense but ur other tribe seems so messy especially the ppl on the old school group

I heard saturn is definitely gonna take it

So kinda free immunity

oh yeah no my tribe is so fucking messy

griffin and saturn made a last minute move to take out drew

saturn then publicly blows up in tribe chat saying to vote for bazz

gets everyone in the tribe in vc to say its him vs bazz

and then half the tribe blindsides griffin

If I had to guess I bet they will do the same nonsense this tribal too ngl

I feel like ppl r tryna keep both in

For maximum drama

And like shield meta

Like I doubt saturn or bazz goes but I bet the still target one another just like u said and make a big fuss out of it

yeah probably 💀

sounds like fun

I don’t rly care our asses r gonna be so immune they’re definitely taking it 😭

Like it cracks me up

real asf

if we go to tribal im cooked

bc im not online for like

even a moment tomorrow

so

.

LOL we ain’t going to tribal

Idk u think ppl will boot u ? I heard u were kinda like on the outs last vote and they targeted u the other time u went to tribal

Not to be a gamebot but like

Why would we want to take out someone on the outs 💀

LOL

Just to be straight up with u 😭

i mean

fair enough yes

but

ive gotten targetted somewhat my last two tribals

im kinda not active

and i literally will not be online for a moment tomorrow until like 8

so

i think its somewhat possible

Wait what r u doing tomorrow

uhh

school and then work

continously

for like 16 hours straight

Gurl

hi kyle

I’m so disappointed in u honestly

well

shucks

listen bro if uve been thru what i have youd get it

I get it u have had a bad time over there

But u would have been immune anyway and we all knew we would be immune

It felt more like u wanted to send us to tribal moreso than to be immune 😭

listen man these people have been lying to me about everything and voting against me and keeping me out of shit since day 1

if i get a chance to take an immunity im gonna go for it

nothing against you or most people on this tribe

I get it I’ve taken greed before I can’t be too mad

It’s just disappointing

And I’m sorry they lied to u

And I’m sorry I’m emotional I’m kinda always an emotional player

😭

its fair

i am sorry to you specifically you are like

one of the people who id actually feel very bad if i somehow got you cooked if i actually took it

even though i severely doubt you wouldve went

I hope I wouldn’t either because I am awesome

Its ok luckily we r immune anyway so it didn’t really matter I just like being dramatic SLDJKSJD

😭

fair enough

Drniking before survivor time

hello Kyle

Hey

Sorry I didnt realize I can dm I just fefaulted to vc

real

nah i do that all the time

Drunk lowkey

💀

game is game

Welcome back legend

hi kyle

r u guys throwing this comp

it looks a little scary

Yeah that’s kinda the main vibe atm everyone is just tossing it tbh

😭

might be ggs

It might be yeah both tribes seem to be trying to outthrow one another

you guys are winning 💀

doesn’t sound good for me..

I’m no longer throwing jiv needs to go home

💀

yeah

i saw the thing bro said

that is uhh

not a w moment

gulp

Sorry didn’t see this

Would u vote out jiv or no

obviously yeah

💀

To be real with u I hate jiv so much I woul keep u solely for the opportunity to send jiv home

Cuz I can’t send him home due to the format

I would keep u a million times over for that

i mean

i would definitely be down to hard target bro for that

highkey going into this i already had odd feelings about him bc hes like veryt well known for being a weird person to play survivor with

but

this kinda just

makes it significantly worse 💀

It’s literally just nasty there is no benefit to being like that

He should have been removed challenge should have ended imo

i highkey agree

i saw that shit and lowkey thought they were about to vote bro off jeff varner style 😭

I’m a straight up kinda guy

I’ll be real with u

Ur biggest issue is

Everyone thinks ur gonna work with the other ppl and not protect ur undead tribe mates

But u have two easy solutions if u ask me

First of all jiv

Lol

Target him

Second of all

All of garden

Is borin af

If u use both I think u could stay

But obviously going into this tribal ur kinda beans

I mean toast

But I honestly consider this challenge a new day

And my focus has completely shifted to jiv

i think my whole thing is i quite literally have zero solid ties, brent and saturn are both fighting for me bc they think if i stay and its bc they helped then ill be indebtted to them but tbh neither of them have actually done anything to truly help me that much 😭

if you guys save me here i genuinely am indebtted to you and i will play like it

thats what i was intending to do with griffin but he didnt do very well for himself outside of saving me 💀

i think my main issue rn is nobody is responding to me at the moment 💀

idek what a second target could be

Tbf we have onlh been at tribal for like twelve minutes

But yeah I get what u mean

fair

i feel like people are definitely on but are just avoiding talking to me until theyve gotten a consensus with others

maybe im paranoid but it very much appears such a way

The concencus is on u I don’t tnink anyone was waiting for a green light to clip u, I think it’s actually just ppl aren’t online cuz they think tribal is decided ALDJJD

I think it would have to be the other way around the consensus would have to be changed to stay

fair 💀

man i have not even like a clue as to who i should attempt to target

i was told targetting a garden would not go well for me but idk how real that is

Maybe but idk how else u survive besides a pitch like that tbh

To be real

But idk whatever u tbink works best is worth a shot

the issue is i have no idea whos well insulated or who isnt here 💀

so me targetting someone is just throwing a dart at a board and hoping its not one that everyone gets mad about

hi kyle

😭

Returns

What is going on

With this stuff lol

I think its a mutiny tbh idk why else they would have all this swapping back and forth and plnaning on what to do

I think it fucked up some format stuff

a mutiny how?

like from
what tribes lol

they def got some plans fucked up

although i have no idea what’s going on with virgo

Like from every tribe

oh

I dont know either

that could be true