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Riley, Tiff
@Fiovivor Bot#5413
@tiffpermanent
Hey nephew
ur older than me but ur still nephewcore
@goldensaturn
Hey nephew
im a woman....
i can be your aunt idk
@tiffpermanent
i can be your aunt idk
WAIT, AUNC
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BAM
this is not my idea, but it fits here
so what's it like living ur retirement in florida
@goldensaturn
so what's it like living ur retirement in florida
it's really great i love living with the aligators
@tiffpermanent
ive always wanted to wrestle a gator, genuinely what can it do besides bite me
oh no, it's got rough scales 😱 it's going down
do u give the gators ur finest english earl grey
@goldensaturn
do u give the gators ur finest english earl grey
i dont drink tea i have like 5 cups of coffee per day instead
@tiffpermanent
oh dear, i cant relate to that shit
monster is so much better, it gets to the point
the point of caffeine is to die of a heart attack
(coffee cant be hot for me, it completely falls apart)
@goldensaturn
ok I do love an energy drink
but am more of a celsius/alani fan
and yeah I wanna have a heart attack
@tiffpermanent
and yeah I wanna have a heart attack
my family's all gonna go out this way so i might as well join in 😷
the hell is alani tho
ik celsius cuz Mike "Ryan "Skinny Ryan" Shoulders" Ramp CHUGS them apparently
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their marketing sucks tho
2015 tech startup company looking ass branding
@goldensaturn
ik celsius cuz Mike "Ryan "Skinny Ryan" Shoulders" Ramp CHUGS them apparently
and that's why we're such good friends ❤️
such good friends that he stabbed me in the back multiple times ❤️
the hell is alani tho
https://www.alaninu.com/collections/drinks?srsltid=AfmBOopdN4mfdalA5lxyP8IvJYcbaTAiLbkMEprwPe59omK_eo2z8UL4
alani has like kid coded flavors
but im not a real adult i need my cherry freeze bubblegum pop flavors
@tiffpermanent
$30 for a 12 pack, is that a bargain?
tbh these flavors seem more dream vacation coded then childish
Hawaiian Shaved Ice, Strawberry Sunrise, Cosmic Stardust, if ur mind isnt in polynesia drinking one of these then its failing its job
what flavor is cosmic stardust meant to actually be...
grape? cuz its purple?
such good friends that he stabbed me in the back multiple times ❤️
Sounds like he shoulda been on the Villains tribe, perfect fit!
that's so sinster, & nasty, & evil
to an eevee as well
@goldensaturn
what flavor is cosmic stardust meant to actually be...
i.... have no idea <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>
to an eevee as well
i know like how could you do something evil to this adorable face
https://klipy.com/gifs/eevee-6
@tiffpermanent
i.... have no idea <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>
sounds like it should be avoided at all costs then, just to be sure
im like the opposite of peter griffin with door #2, if u know the reference
https://klipy.com/gifs/eevee-6
well u could give it a fire stone & send it into combat
if u like flareon more than eevee, im NOT sorry
also
Glaceon
leafeon whenever ppl turn her into an alt girl
Sylveon
Jolteon
Eevee
Espeon
Umbreon
Vaporeon
Flareon
Glaceon
leafeon whenever ppl turn her into an alt girl
Sylveon
Jolteon
Eevee
Espeon
Umbreon
Vaporeon
Flareon
i think that's all of them
@goldensaturn
glaceon might be the goat
like that's the queen
i want to play pokemon pokopia so bad
but i dont have a switch 2
and im broke
@tiffpermanent
like that's the queen
REAL GLACEON LOVER, HOLY SHIT
she's usually one of the least popular, its disheartening QwQ
is the switch 2️⃣ worth it rn for one game
cuz idt it is
the asking price will always feel like too much
and im broke
this is where u start selling ur intestines to ppl for thousands
not the kidney stone tho, no one wants that
@goldensaturn
this is where u start selling ur intestines to ppl for thousands
wait good idea
how haven’t i thought of that before
is the switch 2️⃣ worth it rn for one game
hmmm not rn but might be soon with all the new games only getting released on 2😔
@tiffpermanent
how haven’t i thought of that before
ccuz everyone goes for baby organs, like the liver
they dont get crazy enough with what organs to sell off
hmmm not rn but might be soon with all the new games only getting released on 2😔
this is where having a primary interest in one franchise comes into play, bc i dont gotta feel this way until wind/waves comes out
i get a whole year to see what drops
tomogatchi life 2️⃣ could make me cave tho
i grew up playing the original
@goldensaturn
tomogatchi life 2️⃣ could make me cave tho
ok see that also might make me cave
That or Mario Kart World
@tiffpermanent
Mario Kart World gives me mixed signals, even tho on paper it shouldnt. as long as i can turn the interludes off im chilling
but its like the inverse of mario kart 7
7's issue is single-player ONLY had grand prix without wifi, which does matter to me a decent bit, im not interested in doing grand prix on world
seems like we're getting results, cant wait to hear 40 minutes from now if we won or lost
hoping we win tho, last tribal fucked me up 💀
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@goldensaturn
hoping we win tho, last tribal fucked me up 💀
well good thing you don’t have another tribal!!
https://tenor.com/view/princess-daisy-mario-dancing-gif-24709091
@tiffpermanent
IT'S SO BLESSEd & PURE & NICE
idk what the hell gonna happen over there but im seated
villains over there were willing to leave me out of their last minute blindside, anything can happen
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including another blindside!
will brent throw his vote away again? find out next time on dragon ball z
@goldensaturn
will brent throw his vote away again? find out next time on dragon ball z
https://klipy.com/gifs/ooh-19
@tiffpermanent
the funniest part abt it is: he's technically more truthful than the evie voters cuz he mentioned like an hour before voting that he WAS voting kebab
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potentially even caused it? But that's less definitive
@goldensaturn
hmmm maybe he voted kebab to avoid looking like he had blood on his hands idk
well the first vote in the garden was unanimous so 🧍♀️
@tiffpermanent
hmmm maybe he voted kebab to avoid looking like he had blood on his hands idk
That feels likely
makes him look more "palatable" & "friendly" to work with cuz "hey guys, i was ALSO left out of the vote!"
im curious as to what he'll try & say when we get back, i feel like he's gonna live this vote
garden tribe playing smarter, undead tribe playing harder type shit
@goldensaturn
yeah but i think we might lose a gardener this round idk
we shall see
@tiffpermanent
we shall see
i need to see like rn this tribal taking forever
the anticipation is getting to me
question cuz im bored: on a scale of 1-10 how much do u resonate with candace from phineas & ferb
ur old enough to have seen the show
@goldensaturn
ur old enough to have seen the show
clocked
idk im not a snitch
maybe like a 3
bc i do get annoyed easily
i need to see like rn this tribal taking forever
they probably keep asking for 15 minutes extensions lmfao
@tiffpermanent
clocked
if i was old enough, u were dEFO old enough 🤣
tbh id prob be more phineas than candace, cuz executing ur concepts is so... inspiring to me?
so im a 5 phineas bc i cant execute shit
prob a 2 on candace? the easily irritable attitude would persist, but id actually have fun & take part in the activities
im no PARTY POOPER 😤
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they probably keep asking for 15 minutes extensions lmfao
some bullshit, wtf u need 15 specifically for
the concept of extensions for tribal as a whole, u get 24 hours to place even a placeholder
the HOSTS can make the parchment if u need, but u gotta get the extra time anyways?
challenges are more case-by-case
the <#1414004474715963446> ping scared me 💀
i think someone deleted their shit KSFHGKSFHGSKF
@goldensaturn
ok so ore told me Saturn said in safari he was gonna be the boot
So im wondering if that’s what got deleted 💀
@tiffpermanent
ok so ore told me Saturn said in safari he was gonna be the boot
WHAT
i thought saturn coulda been the boot cuz i saw him with the distortion world role
& then i saw jiv/ore with the role too 😵💫
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BUT I WAS INITIALLY RIGHT THEN
that's so fucking interesting then
cuz obvi it leaked to him
@goldensaturn
yeah that’s weird
rip
@tiffpermanent
so ig the distortion world players can still roam safari wherever they want
& if ur in the same room as one of them, u get the role
also ykw somewhat funny?
ore never told me privately abt saturn saying he's going
from his pov, i only knew of it cuz of tribe chat
so thank u for filling me in, it makes me feel p good abt u
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@goldensaturn
oh yeah I just saw he sent to everyone
good luck on the other side
hope to see you again 🫡
@goldensaturn
‼️ tiff lives ‼️
we all cheered
@tiffpermanent
THE REUNION
WOO
uh
so how do i put it in a simple way that i didnt want griffin gone but knew he was going anyways
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it was that kind of tribal for me 😷
everything got explosive cuz bazz was telling me abt a saturn plan, then is throwing me utb abt the very idea he gave me
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so i rlly wanted bazz gone
@goldensaturn
omfg
that tribe is just a mess
no shade
i saw everyone in the vc but woofley was telling garden chat yall kicked her out lmfao
@tiffpermanent
THAT'S TRUE BTW
I THINK JIV WAS THE ONE WHO TOLd HER TO LEAVE FKGHKFGHSKFG
we held a vc tribe meeting
saturn was trying to make it a live TRIBAL, like votes are read right then & there i think
cuz that's something that happened in S9
villains only meeting, griffin was leading a lot of the discussion for it ngl
he even told neptune (who joined later) "youll be happy to know bazz is going tonight"
@goldensaturn
The way i read this and never responded whew my social game sucks ass
cuz that's something that happened in S9
Yeah we had multiple live tribals season 9 lmfao
Sadly I missed the most iconic one bc i had to use safety without power
@tiffpermanent
The way i read this and never responded whew my social game sucks ass
its ok, my social game also kinda sucked ass
sylvia was triple texting me during tribal, but bc it was during the tribe vc meeting, i didnt have the mental capacity to open up her dms 💀
& it was her wanting to have an honest talk abt the vote as well 😭
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before she lied to me & said she was doing bazz (she voted griffin)
Sadly I missed the most iconic one bc i had to use safety without power
That'd be the wall tribal right? The one that made 3️⃣ ppl quit the game, & nearly a 4th in mike
probably fiovivor's sanest tribal
@goldensaturn
That'd be the wall tribal right? The one that made 3️⃣ ppl quit the game, & near...
Yep and it was all bc they had the audacity to go after me
https://tenor.com/view/twitter-duck-smoke-smoking-twitter-duck-gif-1365401141084093497
sylvia was triple texting me during tribal, but bc it was during the tribe vc me...
And I feel this so hard I can’t focus on dms/messages while im also talking in vc
@tiffpermanent
pretty fucked up of them to target u for like no reason
idk the reason so imma say it was either no reason or a stupid one
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And I feel this so hard I can’t focus on dms/messages while im also talking in v...
the moment i do one of those brand spankin new vc confs i WILL be ghosting everyone
put that on everything
so much mental capacity is needed to talk its insane, idk how normal ppl do it
@goldensaturn
idk the reason so imma say it was either no reason or a stupid one
oh baby it was so stupid they targeted me bc my bvw (syn </3) got voted out the round before
anyways
@tiffpermanent
oh u were syn's loved one?
so, i see a chance for them to give u the win
to make up for losing s9
@goldensaturn
maybe so <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>
although i havent gotten any advantages so idk it might not be rigged
@tiffpermanent
ive not gotten shit either, i wanna file a complaint to fio co
on s4 we all had a mutiny raft which i count as an advantage, it appears the quality of life in fiovivor has gone down
@goldensaturn
fio told me i could drive to orlando and give him a bottle of wine for a 1/20 shot in the dark like bruh 💀
@tiffpermanent
bro's trying to get hammered as if wine's worth all that, that's CRAZY
the odds arent even good enough, it should be 1/100
if u land the sitd its more hype
@goldensaturn
wait trueeee
8 hour drive for a 1/100 sitd sounds like a good deal to me
@tiffpermanent
only 8️⃣ hours? you defo gotta make it
is florida that long?
im assuming ur FROM the state
@goldensaturn
im in atlanta
it takes like 4-5 hours just to get to florida lol
@tiffpermanent
ore told me the safari stuff privately this time
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i feel special 🩷
atlanta's not a bad city tho, went there before
kinda wanna stay 🥴
@goldensaturn
yay you ARE special
see you on the other side 🙏
@tiffpermanent
nice to see u make it out alive
ur actually gambling rn? that's so saturncore of u
go big or stay there until u strike jackpot
@goldensaturn
hey girl yes and im drunk
@tiffpermanent
enjoy life then, & enjoy not being a part of the comp
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it sucks & is ass & should feel ashamed of itself
what kinda alcohol
do u have taste?
@goldensaturn
Vodka 🤤
Or gin or rum
@tiffpermanent
hmmmmm, vodka kinda sucks
L opinion L drink 👎
I can accept gin/rum tho, but my lack of experience _is_ showing itself there
cuz ive not rlly had either
@goldensaturn
hmmmmm, vodka kinda sucks
oh helll nahhhhhh
you’re my op now actually
So what DO you like to drink
@tiffpermanent
So what DO you like to drink
i like stuff that tastes less like rubbing alcohol & more like fruit
hard lemonades
p sure i had a daiquiri before & liked that
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@goldensaturn
Loveee daiquiris
Anyways goodnight tiff
Idk when ill wake up
See you on the other side
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@tiffpermanent
Loveee daiquiris
need to try out a lil more of them
screwdrivers i also like, again when fruity
this is how u know im a faggot
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@goldensaturn
same I loveeee a fruity drink
piña coladas 🤤
@tiffpermanent
piña coladas 🤤
i bet u also like getting caught in the rain dontcha
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HAVE to try a pina colada tho, cuz im clearly missing out
does it have pineapple in it? i tend to like pineapples
@goldensaturn
does it have pineapple in it? i tend to like pineapples
Yeah it’s got pineapple juice
@tiffpermanent
IM SO GAME FOR THAT THEN
THAT SHIZ SO EZ
nice tribal btw
@goldensaturn
yeah our first tribal together omg
@tiffpermanent
isnt this so exciting? (& a lil boring)
is this what its like to go to hero tribals
@goldensaturn
is this what its like to go to hero tribals
I suppose so
Yeah im kinda bored tbh
And im trying to not self sabotage
Bc that’s usually what I do when im bored
@tiffpermanent
Yeah im kinda bored tbh
well stay bored ig
wasnt expecting it to end like this, rip to kebab
she was funny when present, but i get why she quit
@goldensaturn
yeah fr
see you soon
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i hope
@tiffpermanent
Soon = 3️⃣ hours its JUST that easy
enjoy first class where u fling off to
*flying
@goldensaturn
I’m going home
To atlanta
@tiffpermanent
ooooh u cant gamble & go to casinos for fun anymore :(
u CAN NOT gamble
only when ur on vacation
@goldensaturn
That’s true that way I can’t get addicted
@tiffpermanent
That’s true that way I can’t get addicted
EXACTLY, that's the meta
anyways hi, i like ur pfp
i watched an animation on sonichu earlier today actually
@goldensaturn
im cryin
tiff
im so scared
@tiffpermanent
if its cuz of tribal that's fair honestly
im not sure what's gonna go down
Stephen fucked up EVERYTHING
@goldensaturn
Stephen fucked up EVERYTHING
my 1-1 with him is still opened and i told him to go fuck himself
@tiffpermanent
HGSKGHSKJHG THAT'S REAL AS FUCK
i didnt do anything like that to him, couldnt be bothered
i prefer matching energy
if he gives nothing, i can offer nothing in return
@goldensaturn
if he gives nothing, i can offer nothing in return
that’s true I was literally like “stephen this is the most we’ve messaged the entire game”
@tiffpermanent
& it'd be like, a 4-text combo
smth like that
hopefully ur fine this vote tho. ive been hearing that the villains will have diplomatic immunity, aka "we feel bad ur at this tribal so we wont vote u out"
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if that sticks true, then i wont need to worry abt much
@goldensaturn
if i get voted out here im harassing everyone especially staff for the rest of my life
@tiffpermanent
u can harass fio in particular right?
everything is primarily their call (also ur also friends with them)
@goldensaturn
yeah and syn
@tiffpermanent
OH YEAH i wasnt rlly thinking abt syn but ur bvw with them
how did yall meet?
syn
@goldensaturn
how did yall meet?
starvivor 💀
@tiffpermanent
the one with star updates? where u gotta meet a certain level of fruity to even join?
@goldensaturn
the one with star updates? where u gotta meet a certain level of fruity to even ...
uh yeah that one
and i just got recruited for their second chances season lmfao
@goldensaturn
tiff how are you feeling about tribal
i feel bad that yall are even here
and idk what to do
@tiffpermanent
and idk what to do
for ur own safety, prolly ore
@goldensaturn
for ur own safety, prolly ore
wait is anyone else voting ore or
bc i know im catching some strays tonight
sister i cant do this
it burns
@goldensaturn
ok tiff i can vote for ore with yall
and i will owe you big time
i didnt really get a chance to say it bc we never went to tribal
but i like your vibe
and i hope you can trust me
bc i dont have a lot of other options
@goldensaturn
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@syncerelyy
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@goldensaturn
omfg reading this back....
this what i sound like
# <@574420049746460682> YOU NEED TO HELP ME TIFF
# TIFF YOU NEED TO HELP ME BY APPLYING FOR STARVIVOR SEASON 8