#15th-saturn-confessional

, okay, okay, okay, okay. First confessional of the season. Because why the fuck not? And you know, I'm probably gonna go MIA for like three days. So, you know, fuck it. First things first. Virgo and Riley. None of us is gonna go. They're a pre-mate. But I don't trust them, hoes. But they gotta go. It's great to be back. And there's 200 fucking dollars on the line. So you better fucking believe I'm gonna try my ass off this season. But yeah. What else is there? Not much. I mean, it's the first freaking day, but you know. Bro, I'm here to fucking end people's existence. I want to make them cry IRL. That's gonna be the goal today. End the season.

 right all right all right another first confessional cuz I'm not typing shit fuck oh yeah bro if you're not listen to this you ain't getting shit from me um but yeah bro we're hit the ground running this season cuz I'm not getting first boot well I am not gonna eat my shoe I'm not Francesca bro I'm the only pre-merger here if I pretty much again It's over. Then I'm washed. But anyway. So I'm back. And here's a little secret. I actually have something in common with Jif and with Brent. It's that all three of us are Dutch natives. So that's fucking perfect. So I immediately made an alliance with the three of us. Like a little Dutch thingy. And we're gonna run this fucking game. They're all gonna get cooked dog. All of them. All of them. All of them. Also, Bess came to me with this proposal. Six personal alliance of people who are together on both tribes. So this tribe and the other tribe. Bro, if everything works out here, I have fucking six. Wow, that would be insane. Just six. Six players. Not even the first day. Bro, come on. That's it so far. I hope this works out. I'm not going to go big or go home this time. I'm serious, I'm not like flopping. I refuse to flop. I refuse. Theo, I cannot flop, bro.

 quick confessional before I go so first about like the last tribal basically I had a majority I stuck to it I know I'm super boring guys but like I can't go home first again you know it's just not gonna it's not in the curse I will not go home I refuse anyway then we swapped super cool awesome I adore Kristen you know bro me and Chris not gonna ball flippin this alliance for Kristen fuck the fucking Dutch alliance but Baz it's fucking specifically bro he wants to be a king so bad but you know we all see through him so yeah fuck Sylvia to world edit bro if anyone wants to come for Kristen you know I'm flipping But yeah, so good tribe for me I think, I have a bunch of pregame connections, my connection from the old tribe, I think the only person I'm not connected with is Penelope. Yeah, and Finny. So either one of them is going tonight.

 should probably update this whole but honestly I'm not even doing shit anymore bro I'm just joshing Bro I'm just trolling and joshing Bro how the fuck did I kill my idol bro Nobody talked to me all fucking world I just did not play the fucking idol Even though nobody fucking talked to me like two people talked to me Did not play the idol got zero votes I tried to bait B bro Anyways so me and Baz are up now Me and Finny are ups now But I still have my main alliance with Jif And Brent And I have Kristen So I have three people that, you know, for sure are gonna put me to stay. So you know, I'm fine. I'm probably gonna fucking survive. Cause I'm fucking awesome. If not, I'll just pull the fucking idol. Yes, bro, I'm excited for this game bro. Actually, bro, I made it four episodes, dog. Four episodes. Bro, I might even fucking merge.

, we survived. What the fuck? Just like Doug, it's like every freaking episode. First of all, the Riley film was my idea and it fucking worked. What the hell? I wasn't even here yesterday, by the way. So, okay. So here's my new plan. I think I can win this game. How am I gonna win this game? I'm gonna do it by taking Fergo with me to FTC. Why Fergo you say? One, Fergo is gonna be loyal as fuck to me. Two, he doesn't have much connections. So that basically fucking work for me because like if he's a chad you know I need him on my side and three I think I can beat him in the votes honestly I don't think it's gonna write a good speech I think I'm gonna write a good speech so what my platform next game here what I want out before FTC for sure Bess cannot be in FTC with me Dallas cannot sit in FTC with me Kristen Honestly, I might just take her. I know I'll lose to her, but you know... Nah, I can't do that to her. Um... Tiff? Nope. She's not coming with me. I want my FTC to be Fergo and Sylvia. If I get Fergo and Sylvia with me and a FTC, I think it's a winning combination for me either way. Three villains, so the heroes can vote for a hero. And I think I played a better game on both of them, socially, strategically, not physically, but whatever. So yeah, that is my plan for now. I think what I need to do now is just connect, lay low. like you know I was praising free game you know first few travels I was there and I had to really lower my threat level and now I've lowered my threat level to the point where fucking nobody even thinks about me anymore which is fucking awesome so that's my plan just lay low control the fight sneakily you know be in the inn at all times and get some idols out of here I need selfiest idol gone I need some fucking other idols gone and you know we make it to the end

 want a safety chain, I want to use it to either get fucking Dallas out, or to get fucking Baz out. Why is that? Immunity threats, basically. Like, I cannot beat them, I will not participate in immunity until either of them are gone. So, one of them needs to go in the safety chain. As for the vote, I want to pick up the other one, basically. It's easy for me. Finny needs to go sometime soon as well, because Finny's annoying. Because Finny is fucking locked in with a lot of people. so I can't randomly take Finney out. Same with Katie. Katie and Finney are on my radar as well, so I might use the safety chain to get either of them out. So either Baz, Dallas, Katie, or Finney, I need out in the safety chain.