#24th-evie-confessional

https://tenor.com/view/kittyjyr-snoopy-snoopy-putting-on-glasses-snoopy-tapping-microphone-gif-6500456747262579480

NO WERE NOT MANIFESTING THAT

Girl y’all put me on a tribe full of backstabbers and liars and told me to suck it up

Like

Saturn seems annoying enough to be a first boot before me but even then…

And I’m in a dnd session rn so I can’t join vc to eavesdrop SOBS

okg

YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING FIRST BOOT

i believe in u bae xoxo

Oh lawd not the marooning advantage…

Me when idek how to insert myself into a conversation with these people

- I mean I’m happy I’m considered an all star but lowkey looking at the cast it just feels like they needed another s6 rep besides Vini 💀 Like it’s very intimidating for Lana to be out here but we make do I suppose.

- I really… don’t have any friends on this cast. Idk 90% of these people and everyone I do know besides vini I hated or didn’t care for on my seasons. Basically I’m going in without the pregame connections a lot of people are starting off with which could be a positive could be a negative but I’m leaning more negative

- Saturn seems annoying asf and I am not happy to have him on my tribe. And frankly I do fear I am going to get eaten alive on my tribe. I am not a villainous person, I do not have the capacity to lie effectively, and quite frankly I get aggravated when I play with people who are overly messy or backstabby. So this is going to be an all around awful experience for me

- no

- I think you should all beg for it if I can be honest

I need to adopt a Kate mentality of not giving a fuck this season

https://tenor.com/view/get-rid-of-that-one-get-rid-of-it-trash-it-just-like-let%27s-get-rid-of-that-one-point-gif-3885273900700113260

It’ll save me the heartache when I get blindsided outta nowhere

Actually do I know Virgo from another org-

The server might be deleted

But ig I can ask him

He seems familiar

Tho I did flop in that org if it’s the one I’m thinking of so maybe

I shouldn’t

@Alive Player Some questions if you’re looking for more things to yap about / engage with in your conf!
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- The game starts tomorrow at 8:00 PM! How’re you feeling?
- Are you hoping to start on your Garden/Undead Tribe or your Old/New School Tribe?
- Any other predictions as far as anything else from previous seasons that may be brought back due to the Time Travel twist?
- Any other important impressions/notes from the Marooning? Have you been invested so far or been taking a backseat?
- Why should the specs draft you; why will YOU win this season? (or lose if you’re not confident.. girl idk😭)
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Y’all hiding idols and other op advantages

Just say you want me dead omg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459271243055366356/1480674537111556106/FiovivorEpBanner.gif?ex=69b131df&is=69afe05f&hm=0a00f598401982ab6fd87ee9924e92e8ba1cb4b85c1b06eecd5cb3f328089c55&

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-walk-away-gif-13439472765464561315

Y’all know I don’t do advantages

I don’t look for shit

I’ve gotten two idols over a course of idk how many orgs

Neither of which I actually had to look for

Like

It’s a wraps yall

I’m packing my bags

Advantage filled season idk these hoes

Season is a chop

I played an org with this exact safari gimmick

And all I got from it

Was a useless vase

did you put flowers in it

Yes actually

I did get an advantage and didn’t play it when I should’ve so

Ig I’ll look

Just know I will probs not find anything

Omg I’m really just a confessional warrior

I should go say hi to my new friends

I’m sure they’re all lovely people

So what if I don’t join the safari server

Does that mean nobody can get an advantage

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-point-finger-at-forehead-forehead-tap-head-tap-tap-forehead-gif-18599618

@Staff I don’t have a chat with Virgo

The like

One person I wanna talk to

oh omg

So I’m going home

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HC2PNsDWEAAlol7.mp4

Me thinking I could enjoy my time with my friends

Shame on me

I also like

Don’t know anything about these bitches seasons

Me when I delay the challenge as long as possible so I have some time to actually social game

Nobody can talk on the tribe this is so…

What in the fake motivational speech…

https://tenor.com/view/my-lord-gif-10109530379829104506

No I do fear if you take one look at my 1 on 1s you’ll see how cooked it is 💀

But I’ll just try and be extra active I suppose

Even tho I wanna sleep

Why is the best conversation I’m having with SATURN

Like that’s so gross

Like why is everyone “sorry I have a thing I’m gonna be inactive”

IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART

u hate me

I do

</3

No but likeeeee

I just got a vibe

I’m gonna kill myself

Me when I start doing songs of the day and it’s just hatsune miku and jpop even tho I know like one jpop song

Where are the gays this is awful

Why am I connecting with two straight men

Please tell me they’re not white at least

@-Fio‼️ bothers you for another 6 hours cus you’re at work

Okay I’m just gonna start pulling from my liked songs playlist

Do I do poor unfortunate souls almost there

Today is a Disney day

Probably almost there since I’m watching princess and the frog huh

I need a cute graphic

Oh shit wait I need to invite my hoes to my cf

https://open.spotify.com/track/2GLyruWagsv8o7aGNXboH1?si=qpjwbJfgRISjgyrIiOnyRg

@Alive Player if YOU could anonymously eliminate any one player from your tribe, who would it be and why ?

That’s a nasty ass question omg?

:)

so who.

You

If you mean season 6…

No the fuck we didn’t

We barely talked and then you got yourself taken out at f6

I’m gonna kill myself no fucking way this bitch is in Pokevivor HELPPP

I LITERALLY PINGED THEM TO SAY HI BEFORE LANSKANDBSNS

MIND YOU

FHIS SHUT IS SO ASSS

Why is griffin so awkward like…

Talk like a normal human being

Why is that so hard for you to do?

https://tenor.com/view/pennyproud-wenotgonjumpyou-gif-20511511

False alarm it was a mismagius I pinged not a magneton

Also jiv not knowing what trade is…

There’s too many straight men on this tribe

I’m so disgusted

Ugh and I have to do the challenge soon too

Like

My score is gonna be so embarrassing everyone’s gonna laugh at me

Does this man not know how to talk…?

Like I’m confused what’s even going on

Like him and Brent

I wanna know what collective drug trip these guys are on

Cus wtf am I reading

Is Brent an alt???

Please do not laugh when you see my time

I am just a girl

I never claimed to be good at comps

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

@jakey hiiiii but also fuck you but also love you diva. ❤️❤️❤️

@Gem {S3; S6} pushes you over

@Otter {S3; S6} hi iconnnn

@sadiesays slaps you but hugs you

@Sasha {S4; S6} hugs you then body slams you

Oh Luka is here

@Unknown User Shoots you

I think that’s it

Brent’s speech patterns irritate me

@-Syn | {S9} it’s on sight bitch

WHAT DID I DO

Don’t encourage his behavior

im asking like a legitimate question

No you’re talking like a madman

How bout you answer that question for me then? 🤨

i would tell her god bless

Brent being immune is

The worst

Tiff being immune

Is great!

Something is wrong with this man

I swear

Wait

Okay I am being politically correct

https://tenor.com/view/hotd-anime-highschool-of-the-dead-dammit-bitch-gif-5637352568043085738

Brent has to be ragebaiting

There’s no other explanation

Anyways

Demurely doesn’t know where the vote is

I’m feeling better about my position NEOW but imagine I actually do get first boot because idk bitches

I would crash out idk

I think my goal for rn is to just be considered likable before I try to lock anything in

Outside of my lil deals with tiff and bazz

I don’t want to be seen as playing too hard and too fast but not fast enough yknow?

He was sent here to rage bait me

I just know it

People who call me eh-vee instead of ee-vee pmo

im ngl i thought it was pronounced eh-vee

my bad gang

Well now you’ve been corrected

I just got called a slur

So he’s gay and messy

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

Now if I actually go home first

It was probably fucking griffin

Cus there’s no way the girlies are turning on each other first vote

Brent I never dissed Saturn I never dissed

Don’t read past this point in my confessional

Maybe I still do diss Brent cus this is the most nothing burger answer

Survivor 50 spoilers

me when i lie

I love my messy diva but the alternative was an icon and that just couldn’t happen

My goal this round is to just get my name out of everyone’s mouth

I think people like me enough to not jump me but also I have no solid alliances

So telling Sylvia and Virgo their names are out there and that I like them and want to work with them

Hopefully that like

Doesn’t backfire LMAO

I was told I was playing with snakes and liars but it’s the first round so

Maybe they can tone the poison down

😇

Actually fio

Saying my only memorable moment was when i got double idoled out might’ve been a god send

Cus the arguably more messy and villainous stuff I did s6 was left out LMAO

But i was justified so it’s okay

Ignores Brent and griffin cus they pmo…

I’m going to work @Staff tribal is due at 8:30 right?

Could I get it to 8:45 so I can check back in when I’m closing?

yes

Ty

Wow I didn’t even get final words

But I wasn’t expecting that massive blindside

No I don’t want to leave any final words

Oh god I don’t even get to just leave I’m stuck here

Like no

I won’t be doing any of that

And I literally have no chance of being voted back in as the first boot too this is so asssss

Even if I do make it there

Well from flop to diva to ultimate flop ig

opening up ur tribal rn

if u wanted to do final words live

@Evie {S2; S6; S10} do you still have perms here lol

I do I just do not gaf anymore I do fear

Love you tho

@Distortion World

- How are you feeling about this round's Survival Challenge? Do you think you have what it takes to come out on top?
- Should you win, who, if anyone, are you going to eliminate from the Distortion World? Is it better to go for the kill or choose pacifism?
- How are you feeling about your chances to return to the game? What's your strategy to maximize your odds of success for the upcoming Distortion Tribal?
- If you could drag one Alive Player out of the game and into the Distortion World, who would you pick and why?