#3rd-jakey-conf

@jakey SORRY i did not give u ur role. i am not good at this hosting thing :,)

i just got out of work Help

drew WERKKKKK

i honestly cant even remember if i backstabbed him last time

i think everyone just jumped him i had no choice

hopefully hes not looking for revenge on me lKJFKJ

EPISODE 1 CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS
@Alive Player
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--> #1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
--> #2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
--> #3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
--> #4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
--> #5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3

my catchphrase this season is "wow i love that for you"

"i love that"

why do i say that to everyone

sounding like lisa barlow

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@jakey whats the plan for tribal diva lets hear the jakey pov

#JAKEYTRAIN

mamaaa im waiting for these ppl to PLAY

lily nicholas or woofley can go

how are these people online all the time omg every time i respond they respond immediately

BUT BYE LILY I HOPE UR OKAY

--> #1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
HIIIII im jakey and im doing these questions an episode late you see they had to leave me out of episode 1 for the most part because theyre trying to hide my winner edit this season. i competed twice before and lost both times in the final tribal council so thats why im playing as amanda kimmel and im going to come out on top this time bc baby look at the track record. 3rd? 2nd? the only thing left is 1st mama! xoxo

--> #2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
the first day was interesting surely! for what i was there for, bitches were TALKINGGGG like omg they would not shut up i did not expect it to be so popping so early and i truly didnt have the energy for it which is probably a good thing i dont go into a spiral and make myself a target so early on. i really like drew and jessica those are my PARENTSSSSS i will follow them into the sun at this point. im liking derek v though clearly playing a very good social game its important hes on my side for sureee and i really like ore idk!!!! my egyptian king like..... he seems chaotic but in a good way and i stan

--> #3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
bitch give me an idol in this thing cus i prob wont find nothing in this server. um yeah i guess im just waiting for the time to be right and ill know when i know!

--> #4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
Ride it out with Drew and vote out Woofley. Me and drew have a relationship from our previous season and we just click easily thats my final two baby. And apparently Woofley been throwing my name around so easy decision there.

--> #5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3
I CANT BELIEVE THE GRAND PRIZE THIS SEASON IS $1,000,000 UGH THERES SO MUCH ID DO! I WOULD START A CHARITY FOR ORG SURVIVORS AND GET THEM THE HELP THEY NEED. AND SOLVE WORLD PEACE.

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what is happening

why are random ppl DMing me

not this double tribal

i need wooFLEY GONE

it’s only a double if no one takes the offer!!!

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@Kalos [S8]

- How're you feeling about your new tribe? W or L tribe?
- Out of your two tribemates, what reads on them do you have?
- If you had to go to Tribal RIGHT NOW, what's your plan?

TRASH TRIBE!!!!!!! FLOPS!!!!!!!!!!!

SGKJLDFLJHKFHJKFJK ofc its the two people i know coming into the game

i trust drew a lot but bazz???? idk WHERE we stand

i kinda betrayed his ass last time so...

yeah we'll see how that goes LMAO

bazz is ALWAYS a character so i'm really not expecting any loyalty from him 😂

n ya obvi if we have 3 person tribal its over for bazz unless he has idol

we'll see if hes willing to work together i mean he should know ill always be an ally for him in votes

IM SAD FOR JESSICA

SHES JUST ON A TRIBE WITH 2 MINORS RN

PRAYIIIIIIIIING FOR MY GOOD SIS

oh its double joined tribals im dumb

so are we only allowed to speak to our tribemates rn

yeah

when tribal hits u may speak to the other tribe

if u want a 1-1 with bazz rq in subs, otherwise ur free to dm

ok so this is heaven i dont have to speak to ppl

i got the 1-1s

lol i forgot how requesting worked and accidentally made it already

LMAOOO

whoops! 😂

shoutout fishpog

that’s my son

fishpog is mvp doing the work for me

i love u jakey

ILY2

woofley i’m so sorry girl you messed up when you said my name the first time

now you’re pushing my name AGAIN i mean at least this time i did push your name first

not me getting votes at my first tribal

i’m going HOME

cus people are stupid

and think they’ll go to tribal as a two person tribe

bazz would also be dumb as hell to vote me out when i’ll never go after him

desperate times call for desperate measures i already have multiple f2s

ooooooo girl not only am i uniting everyone on my target but the vote aint even on me anymore????

not another idol play

poor derek like 😭 this is just uglyyyy

i am quite disgusted

amanda kimmel will get her revenge

i really bust my ass in a comp for someone to quit

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-sad-oprah-gif-4126298

THANK YOU GOD (AMANDA KIMMEL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

another person with personality gone i hate this game

@Alive Player

- How are you feeling about your spot in the game right now?
- Can you recap the previous few big events from your POV?
- Who are you feeling like CAN or CANNOT be trusted at the moment?
- Any other insight you want to bless us with?

@jakey let’s get some confs girl

i’m going HOME

elaborateeee

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me trying to follow cooper's game thoughts

like girl wdym u know ur an option for them to vote for and dont wanna split

i thought i just sent that to my chat w woofley and almost shit myself

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@jakey how much do i gotta slide to get the jakey insight

ill close the conf if ur worried abt leaks 😭

when i get home ill say my piece!

for now, fuck these ppl

CONF QUESTIONS @Alive Player ANSWER OR YOU GET A STRIKE AND MADE FUN OF 🥰

1. Last Tribal we saw Luis bite the dust in a near-unanimous vote. Was this a good or bad outcome for your game? If you think that maybe this set the tone for the future of the game, what's that tone look like in your eyes?
2. How do you feel about the @Paldea [S8] tribe (Cooper/David/Fuggles/Jakey/Jess/Nub)? What possible pairings do you see here, or potentially anyone you have your eye on at this point in the game? On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being "sitting comfortably" and 10 being "i am cooked", how would you rate your De-Merge Tribe?
3. With the round both being a double elimination but also slightly longer, how does that impact your approach? Obviously you've got to play a little harder, the question is how?
4. What're your thoughts about the @Jury // D.W. [S8] twist that will allow for players to return to the game? Out of Derek/Kebab/Nicholas/Luis, who do you think/want to return to the game and why? Do you think you have a chance to make a comeback if you're voted out this round?
5. Are you locked in or dilly-dallying??

1. well it was a good outcome for me overall i dont think me and luis would ever work together in this game while nub is potential to work together. it makes me a bit a nervous about people coming for our tribe in general like nub/ore/jess/me/drew/cooper and those are like my main allies. apart from bazz i dont have much going on elsewhere. maybe a little something with david but its nothing much as of now. so good outcome overall but didnt like how people were moving during tribal.

2. this tribe is cute honestly id rather be on this one than the other one gjkjkdfg i got jess and nub here, along with cooper and david who im cool with. the only one im not really with rn is fuggles. so in an ideal world he would go here but people are being messy already so who knows lmao. personally i think im alright but obvi theres idols and unknown shit so ill say im at a 3

3. i honestly dont think i have to do much FDGKSDFKJ id like to have some kind of relationship w fuggles in case its leaning in that direction for him to stay so thats my only goal really for the round. im tryna stay out of the whole cooper/jessica thing and hoping it can be resolved honestly.

4. bRING BACK DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyone else coming back would be horrible for me lol. and ofc im coming back if bitches try me

5. im literally not doing much but i think doing much of anything would just be an unneccary target for me rn. so im locked in on dilly-dallying as my strategy

baby….

u can’t vote out da dawl

DEREK ROBBEDDDDDDDDDDD

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jakey he lowk flaming u jn the rules channelll

i wouldnt take thattt

but if ir gonna crash out on him make sure its in here kthx 🩷❤️

LISTENNNNNNNN

I ALWAYS FORGET

TO RANT HERE

yesss yess this is your chance

WELL DAVID CAN SUCK MY ASS FOR TRYNA TELL WOOFLEY I WAS PLANNING ON BLINDSIDE HER THIS ROUND WHEN HE WAS THE ONE TO BRING IT UP AND I JUST AGREED

FUGGLES CAN GO JUST FOR BEING A MESS AND NOT EVEN TRYNA ALIGN W ME

AND MY ALLIES ARE LOWKEY BEEFING? DREW AND JESS? IDK WHATS GOING ON THERE

fio i am the greatest host you could ask for man

look at this

@jakey if you had to rate the tribe based on how much you want to run them over with a bus, where do they rank ?

i love my son

this is the most hes talked all seasohhhh now youre pushing it pal

jakey do not snswer that question.

DONT BE MEAN TO JAKEY HE'S MY FAVORITE

10

you are a horrible host for picking favourites

i dont think u understood the question king

also we know this is like his 4th season

it could be a little less obvious

*3rd

he has yet to be voted out in fiovivor history!

isn't that great

fishpog is

the equivalent

to what fuggles is

i know im immature and you want me to fucking die

LIDFJHGLSKDFJHGLSKDJFHGLKSDJFHGFDS;JKGH

IN THE SENSE THAT

remind me again I PROMISE KT WONT CHANGE SNYTHING IM HANGING ON BY A THREAD HERE

runs away sobbing

we just dont have any social relationship in the game

and idk what to do w him

how is that equivalent to me.

WE HAD LIKE 4 CONVOS IN OUR WHOLE SEASON

oh dont remind me

LFDJKSDLKF

you were my #1 btw

cries

u didnt even vote 4 me

(or did u i dont even remember)

ho know ur place i voted vini

as i should

@Vini {S1; S6; S10} mwah

DFGHJSLDKJHFGLKSDJFGH

Vini ateeeee

Can david just go home

🙂

me reading david’s confessionals about me post season

these people like

suck

this is unironically everyone in the cast

it’s 9 sues against each other

DREW MAKES THIS GAME SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT KGJDLFHGKJ

sweet but psycho

what is... jakey!!

literally everybody today btw

besides drew

hes just not here

at all

and it makes me wanna die

im getting s6 war flashbacks

this meta gaming im doing rn is crazy

LMFAOOOOO

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am i on another planet

jessica is the biggest fraud ever i feel so

betrayed

what did you think/expect was going to happen at that tribal ?

it was supposed to be 4-3-2 on ORE

and jessica flipped

and is tryna gaslight me

saying she thought i was doing nub

girl i made it very clear i was doing ore

logging this for the jakey content

send trust rankings also who do you want back from distortion world

french fashion finance pmo so bad

but congrats

scattergories king

SDFGLKJSDLKFJGLKFDJG

thank u queen was a fun challenge

i gave you 1 point for finance but you axed the other two ppl and the other points you would’ve gotten i thought that was fair i guess but it pmo 😭

1. drew
2. bazz
3. jess
4. kebab
5. woofley
6. fuggles
7. ore

and derek v duh ❤️

jakey

yes

fishpog

working that average placement tea…

the tea is fierceeeee

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jakey how we feeling babes

BABYYYYYYYYY

we are feeling SWELLLLLL

nobody completing the puzzle LMFAO???

nobody fw fiovivor atp

F7 CONF QUESTIONS!!!

@Orange Islands [S8] Congratulations on making it to the Final 7 of this absolutely insane season. From here on out, the game is do or die and there are no more second chances. We’ve got a few questions that we’d love to hear your input on whenever you get the chance to speak on it!

1.) Distortion World is finally over and we saw Luis get voted back into the game. Why do you think the Jury voted him back in? Is there merit to working with someone who was previously voted out in a clean 11-2 vote, or do you see this opportunity as an easy endgame kill?
2.) Last episode, Ore was voted out in a close vote (by 0.5 of a vote!) and additionally Kebab was idoled out for the second time this season. Where did you stand on these two eliminations, were they good for your game? How do you think they feel currently as members of the Jury?
3.) With two players already Immune and a third person winning safety tonight from the challenge, your options are looking rather slim this Tribal Council. What’s your plan to ensure that it’s not you going home tonight?
4.) Trust rankings, additional thoughts, or anything else you want to bless the confessional with? :)

jakey babes im not giving you a strike bc its f6 and ily but please do some confs when u can xoxo

oop

fuck your favouritism

im striking jakey

NO PLEASE

I WANT CKNFESSIONALS

IM HUNGRY

YOU ARE EASILY SATISFIED

THE MAN PROVIDED A ONE WORD RESPONSE

THIS OS PATHETIC!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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that's what i like to SEE

a good wall of text

we satisfied until ftc pookie

I MISS DREW 😭😭😭😭

Thank you all for gathering here today for my first confessional of Season 8. I’m sure you’re all wondering… Jakey, how did you get here? How do you feel in the game? What are your plans? The truth of the matter is, ladies, I have no idea. The reason I’m still here I think is because I won like the past 3 comps by default. Drew is gone and now I truly trust none of these freaks. Bazz is going to be Bazz but this time he really has no reason to worry about me so he’s pretty much my only hope here. He claims fuggles wants to go to the end with us, but that’s yet to be confirmed by fuggles directly. I love Jessica the most and we’ve been allies this entire game even if it has been rocky at times, so I’d love to see her in the end as well. There really is no plan. I’m hoping people just use me as their swing vote and I can do whatever I want. I’m just hoping my lack of socializing with the jury and the people in the game will just give me an easy ride to the finals tbh give me that never voted out record and 3/3 FTCs. But ofc I will try to win I feel like I owe it to Fio and the game to TRY and win. I mean I’ve been the only one trying in these past few challenges so I mean these people can say all they want about my social game, at least I’ve been on every day and putting in the work I needed to get here. It may have been the bare minimum, but girl I’m 27 like give me a break I can only be on a few hours a day, damn. So yeah hoping for the best here and just gonna try my best in the challenges to guarantee safety and look for the 582nd idol of the game!!!!

why did everyone just stop trying in challenges

i feel like i’m being punked

@Orange Islands [S8] what’s going on this triballll

girllll we sending luis back to where he should be little miss distortion

and there’s a backup plan with jess’s pokémon

for fuggles if luis idols

we need a girls and gays final 4

bazz does theater so close enough

@jakey any flashbacks to a previous f6 vote

what is your thought process going into this revote?

GOD this one is nothing compared to that

uh luis can suck my ass and fuggles just collateral

praying woofley just voted fuggles theres not much else i can do with her asleep

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JESSICA I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRY I WOULDVE CHANGED IT IF I KNEW

WHO TF WOOFLEY VOTED FOR

OFC THE DOWNFALL IS ME AND WOOFLEY

IM SO

DISGUSTED

in a good way or bad one? 🤔

We have been changed For Good no matter what @Weiss

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we have....

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WAIT WE COULDVE KEPT GOING???

LMFAO I JUST THOUGHT THAT TOO

we couldve gotten 6 more

oh nvm ok thank god

LMFAO tea.

what was our final score

lemme look

YUPPPPPP 5th in a row tho im gagged LMFAOOOOOO

AND DIDDDDD

im here to set records mama

you CARRIED me tho i wouldve LOST if it was individual

HAHA Leah knew what she had to do.

oh godkey..

Are you excited for your 2nd Griffin M.K. gauntlet

Yes

I dont remember what it was but yes

@jakey what are your thoughts on this proposal?? it would not be the first time you would give away f4 immunity if so !

LMFAOOOO it prob won’t happen here

Gem was a special loyal queen

i don’t even remember why i did that

@jakey CONGRATS ON BREAKING THE RECORD

HOW WE FEELING

Congrats shaker that might be decor d

Be a record

Omg

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third ftc in a row…

Fiovivor legend right here

i wish i kept a chart this ssn

i’m like what the hell even happened

WHYD THIS SHIT HAVE TO HAPPEN ON BLACK FRIDAY WEEKEND

I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY

TO TYPE RESPONSES

I AM GOING TO BED.

THEYRE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

jakey i really liked your game you will always be a fiovivor legend!!!

congrats on your third ftc too!!

ty!!!!!

MY AMANDA KIMMELLLL

jakey this is like when you have a favoite pick in a brantsteele series

spec and hosts went crazy over this u are so funny king

you had great reads

LMFAOOOOOO

THANK U

i had a blast as always sorry i couldnt be online more 💔

jakey we love you despite how busy you were this season and your consistent ability to make it to the end PROVES your status here as a fiovivor legend ❤️ expect a knock on your door for all stars and let's see if you can go 4 for 4

i expect REAL all stars!

but hopefully i have a new job by then cus if i still have this shit im going to have to decline

let me enjoy my never voted out record thooooo