#8th-kebab-conf

https://tenor.com/view/klefki-pokemon-gif-26122919

i'm sensing i have arrived in pregame central

except i do not have citizenship

i am but a tourist

this is a bar

thank u for appreciating my lyrical genius

serving kanto

i will only be using my pokeball on the cute pokemon

@Harmony !

she had invited you into her evil laie

Kebab Fun Fact: She loves kuromi and owns a big kuromi head plushy

😼

this is true

look what i literally bought today

r u sending

yes

patience

unironically it acc smells lovely

AWWW

What does it smell like pray tell

how cute

lowkey can't remember anymore

haven't opened it yet

but it was nice enough to convince me to impulse buy

I think it was all the talk abt the earrings

it inspired u

Kebab how do u feel abt the cast

off of reveal

and how ur gonna navigate things

hmmm i think(?) i am glad i ended up on this tribe instead of the other one

the one (1) singular person i've played before is here w me

did u see her cast card

LMAOOO

Yes

I did kebab fun facts during mystic org as her conf buddy

Real kebab fans know…

and they were always obvious facts that were totally true

they do not fw in mystic bro they deleted my ticket

well ok essence don’t like me but everyone else on prod is chill w me i think

sounds to me like time to make an alt account

i mean what

oh my god i acc have tears in my eyes

what are the chances lmfaooooo

So can you explain

We cant see chats

oh u can't see 1-1s

yes that is what i said

for context - greggs is a pastry chain in the UK that is known for selling sausage rolls

i know what greggs is

dumbo

ty for the context much appreciated lovely lovely stuff

clocked

apparently khana is like the fucking greggs brand ambassador LMFAO

and ur the primark ambassador

no they sold the merch in primark

silly goose

im not a goose

im not like a goose at all

some would say im the reverse…

what is the reverse of a goose

before u sleep can we get initial thoughts on ur tribe members

as in like right before u go to bed not rn

of course

esoog

since u asked so nicely

u think ur funny?

who is calling u esoog

took u 7 min for that reply

u think u the shit? U not even the fart

grahhhh

i be going hard

grahhhh

https://tenor.com/view/ms-poopy-ice-spice-deli-deli-mv-deli-music-video-gif-16058010138838490674

i am trying to navigate keeping up w 10 conversations harmony

this is difficult

my response times are wildly inconsistent💀

its ok

u have “work”

like grahh keep it a stack

acting like ur job is that much work

retail gng

well it's midnight

i'm not at work rn

i meant more so

w so many people

i'm leaving half of them on read half the time

This what u signed up for

Idk what to tell u…

no harmony

i did not sign up for u to be shaming me for my response time💔

sowwy

i’ll be bettew

ew

nvm fade that

kebab what is your favorite clothing item you own

since khanas appears to be his greggs merch

ew

get that baby voice out of here

dear god

I asked u a question

hmm

idk

just know that i tried to answer n i thought about it for a bit but idk

wow

so u hate me

i mean

if the boot fits

@Harmony stop bribing the hosts

what the hell!

i am a voluntary orgchives glazer dont get it twisted

fishpog was an orgchives fan beforeu were born

harmony put the gun DOWN

bold thing to say

bold of you to assume i would let harmony control me

and my words

a fate I wish upon no-one

not even my worst enemies

i control kebab

i am superior after all

she is obsessed with me

what the hell

kick this man out of my conf

this is slander

wait no

im obsessed

keep me here pls

it’s giving bedtime soon

that’s enough socialising

n to the people I didn’t socialise with

that’s tomorrow’s problem

this is just embarrassing harmony stand up for yourself

i cant w kebab

shes the queen of england

ok in hindsight, i’m just now realising that 4 of these people on my tribe have recently played together in the same season of orgchives

which may make this tribe acc not such a wonderful place to be

I should def make an effort to generally stay in their good books

n then luis n bazz have played together here s2 + s6

anyway

https://tenor.com/view/gloomymalice-kuromi-sanrio-stilettohaze-gif-17621697574024207421

https://tenor.com/view/kuromi-j%C3%B3-%C3%A9tv%C3%A1gyat-gif-15646125229174424429

woke up at 4pm

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

gonna be a hard one to explain

wow

some v dark n heavy topics right off the bat

my goodness

EPISODE 1 CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS
@Alive Player
----~----


--> #1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
--> #2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
--> #3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
--> #4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
--> #5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3

You did it!

Not 6pm today!

brother what

explain

i have nothing to explain

bro ignored everything i typed n just replied w that lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/yo-kai-watch-gutsy-bones-yo-kai-watch-gif-4104267005500304866

immediate tribal

fml

none of these 3 pokemon are cute

so i will not be using my pokeball

idk if this was the wisest strategy

but the people i locked in w yesterday i have neglected today

n the people i neglected yesterday i have locked in w today

so i am like

✋ raises hand

neutral ish w most people

yes fish

if theoretically, one of the 3 pokemon were wooper.. would this statement still remain? asking forrrr a friend.

will my answer have any in-game consequences that potentially threaten my survival

please answer the question. (wisely)

😦

!premerge-idol

hello my friend 👋 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀! 🎮🎄🚀

what the hell

looks like someone was inspecting the wooper

i wanted to give an honest answer

but now my disappointment is immeasurable

😟

so no

i would not choose wooper as my pokemon partner

we'll see you at tribal.

me and wooper.

u already will

i want my pre-merge idol

then you should probably start looking

u should start looking over ur shoulder too

i won't forget this disrespect

@-Fio‼️ THREATENING A MINOR

starts wobbling away in the opposite direction flailing arms in the air crying hysterically

be nice to my son

apologies

my survival was threatened 💔

it was only self defence

😔

sniffles

Be mean to fishpog

i give u permission

i was his first guardian

perfect

oh my response time is so bad

this is piss poor

i feel bad for these people

sorry all in advance

they respond too quickly for me💔

i veto

seems like kebab is the house special tonight

i prepared u

*scarred

?

fixed ur spelling

i am lovely to converse with

no i was correct

silly billy

i spelt it the british way

i dont speak broke

that's a hate crime

ur a colonizer???

no i'm not i'm the victim

also

pipe down american boy

its weatherboy to you

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

gonna answer these now

bbq chicken alert

she didnt answer them yet

#khia

i'm prepping my answers

can u prep a tea cup for me 🇬🇧

instead

so bc i'm a woman u think i belong in the kitchen

she blocked me its over

no more kebab fun facts

🤧

1. hello everyone, i am kebab just a silly law grad from the UK full of whimsy n waffle!

i will re-use the same graphic to explain why i am here bc nothing else quite captures the sentiment

i will come out on top as the sole fiovivor bc the people can't resist my lovable devilish charm

😼

2. marooning was a scary, scary place!

it def felt like everyone knew each other n that was just based on the pre-games that i know of, i am sure there are many more overlaps that i am unaware of at play

marooning i think ore n cameron (+ maybe fuggles) def stood out as super social

from current interactions, i wanna say i've had decent enough convos w almost everyone atp, in terms of strong impressions khana made me audibly laugh out loud irl so that was def the highlight of day 1

3. i will only use my poke ball on the pokemon i deem cute enough to deserve it. i will approach this twist from an entirely superficial perspective n judge a pokemon’s potential purely on their aesthetic value. this is a wholly subjective metric that will be decided on a whim.

i think a pachirisu would be super cute, n ability-wise a steal-a-vote would be incredible

https://tenor.com/view/pachirisu-squirrel-pokemon-pokemon-pachirisu-adorable-gif-8069271656735910146

why are we angry reacting to that

is this cuteness aggression

WHAT EVER. you and yoir STUPID PREFERENCES.

acting like that thing is cute butbwooper isnt what EVER!!!!!

He’s mad u don’t think wooper is that cute

my preference is the only one that matters.

CONTINUE TAKING 30 MINUTES TO GET HALFWAY THEOUGH YOUR QUESTIONS THEN.

sorry.

don’t be sorry

she’s dragging it

no no that was bad hosting it's true

kebab u need to sleep

hurry up bruh

i sjould be supportive of the british

lord knows her confessional buddy sure isnt

guys wtf

would u rather i didn't answer them

i'm MULTITASKING

truly the myth of all time

you know multitasking doesnt exist

-# 4.679 (21.880)

the woman, the myth, the legend? that's me, ur right.

oh honey

you abuse me

GET BACK TO THE FIOVIVOR BOT FACTORY

sniffles yes father

thank u fio ur the only one on my side here

i was getting jumped earlier

let me continue where i left off

as i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted

i am no expert🤓 but i would assume, the later in the season, the better the abilities a pokemon will have so it’s prob wise to wait it out as long as u can unless u either need one that round/see one u particularly want (ie. if they are super cute)

4. generally speaking, i think i have ended up on an exceptionally active tribe

i'm v glad i started off w robynn as a familiar face in this sea of scary scary men

i think i have gotten along w p much everyone to some degree minus maybe like 2 people, those being:

faith - honestly i think i have gotten to know faith the least, i just get v little from her in convos n it’s v dry BUT i know of them somewhat from outside of the org community n ik they’re much more personable over vc (plus the #girlpower angle is always something i think would be good to have as a backup to rely on so i don’t really wanna vote out a fellow girlie)

not to mention, she also literally requested a vc channel for us without me even saying anything LOL so i think i'm def right there (we have not used it)

cameron - the next person i feel most distant w is cameron, this is acc not really his fault n prob mine for neglecting our 1-1 a little💀 he's acc lovely we just have not spoken as much, this could potentially change tomorrow i'm gonna try put in more effort w him

but if the gun were to my head i think i would pull the trigger on cameron rn, i've seen from marooning he's obv v social n our relationship is not that strong yet so it'd be in my favour to knock him out early

now, whether that would acc happen idfk

5. idk like try n be like those rich people n multiply my wealth through "passive income" from investing in properties (i promise i'd be a really nice landlady tho trust)

oh shes still going

she's done now, actually

okay stand on it queen

thakn u

it's 4:30am

now sleep?

si señor

oh wait the challenge

let me do the challenge first

bro

go to sleeeep

good night kebab gl on ur challenge🫶

many thanks

-# 11.278 (36.220)

ur right

this challenge requires too much brain power

n currently said brain is on power-saving mode atm

so bed time it is!

nothing but sloth with this one

you would never catch me sleeping in this late.

oh my days

past noon is diabolical

kebab falling behind!

Real kebab fans know this is normal

god forbid a girl catches up on her beauty sleep💔

but when i angry react

u also called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland “british land”

ur crimes are numerous

ur a repeat offender

was i wrong

yes u forgot the “great”

nothing great about crumpets and tea

which is also why they call me “great kebab”

WHO 😭✌️

ntm moose man…

stick to ur maple syrup lane

real ones.

i cant handle this right now...

https://tenor.com/view/kuromi-cute-kuromilove-kuromi-gif-%E5%8D%A1%E5%93%87%E4%BC%8A-gif-9643688040672371054

mind if i ask who this is

you seem to be obsessed

this is kuromi

https://tenor.com/view/onegai-my-melody-kuromi-baku-deku-soda-pop-burping-gif-14186523800345402926

not a pokemon but if u were to pull some strings behind the scenes on prod…I would most certainly throw my pokeball for her😼

do you think there are any strings to be pulled in this tyrant's org

Chococat >

harmony i love you

and your sudden appearances

omg guess what kebab

HARMONY

I’m walking to work had to stop by

IS TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU!

that is impressive bc we are not together

HE IS TRYING TO GET INTO ANOTHER CONFESSIONAL!!!

WOW

fake news

banish him from this one.

no

as you wish

hes lying

bruh

go to ur other confessional

kebab!!

no

who’s the mistress

look at this manipulator

disgusting

the only conf i want is #8th-kebab-conf

i will have them burned at the stake

i bet u say this to all the castaways

Kebab can we please get first impressions briefly for all members of your tribe?

tactical change of subject…

Kebab, how do you feel about your chances at immunity with either of the two challenges?

but fine, i’ll allow it

omg hes walking all over you girl

and lastly Kebab, what is your favorite meal you’ve had FROM a restaurant?

Now I’m going to work but you have a great day Kebab 🩵

can u just ban him from everyone else’s conf instead💔

so he’s held hostage here

wow

gl at work

maybe by the time u get back i’ll have finished answering the questions

this implies that you think i would allow him to cheat. he never got jnto anyone elses confessional

😦

apologies, fish. i misspoke. pls forgive me.

i would never doubt ur integrity like that

thats ok just dont let it happen again

it was a moment of weakness from me, nothing more

sir yessir.

never speak this proper again

normally people ask for the opposite

but alright ig😭

we don't do that here

no one has class in fiovivor

is that by choice

depends

first time doing a slide puzzle

i hate it here

https://tenor.com/view/tulio-road-to-el-dorado-wall-banging-head-head-bang-gif-21630934

both are at a solid 0, i can say w certainty that kebab will not be winning immunity here💜

now why is luis lying here...

does he know cast info is public

cheffing up a storm here

https://tenor.com/view/my-disappointment-is-immeasurable-and-gif-20080022

one hop this time

two hops this time

CRISS CROSS

everybody clap ur hands

Wrong order

You’d fail that challenge

idc

hi kebab

both my ankles will mysteriously be broken the day that challenge is announced

what ankles

i alr broke them jawns with my crossover

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-crossover-basketball-ankles-fall-gif-5450232

idk what that means

can u answer my other questions from earlier pls 😔

i can

but i was gonna do trust rankings right before tribal

so no point doing it twice

First impressions is not trust rankings

yea ik but i'd be writing the same things, n they'd be ranked as well

first impressions shouldnt be ranked

thats weird

r u a weirdo kebab

i didn't say they should be

i'm supposed to be the illiterate one harmony

stop coming for my brand

im tired

Kebab Fun Fact: She does not really have a sweet tooth

She is not a big fan of chocolates for example

Much to my dismay

For I love chocolates

that is true

i much prefer savoury

i put extra salt on like everything

which is horrible for my cholesterol probs

ignore me actually i am not a medical professional

those things are apparently not linked

Silly goose

Yk what is linked tho

A doubly linked list

do u think that's why they call it a linked list

mmmm idk

did they call it a binary tree bc each node has at most 2 children

a tree doesn't have children, silly

oh but it does

consider we have a single node as a tree. we can recursively define the rest of the tree as taking two trees and appending them to the left and right of a single node tree, thus making a bigger tree made up of subtrees.

basic dsa kebab

and structural induction

didn't ask🩵

didnt have to

i thought i should teach you a lesson

the only thing i will learn from u is ur mistakes

of which there are many

countless, even

name one

don't tell me what to do

see u fant

Cant

i'm being the bigger person

n taking the moral highground

ur welcome

is this not straight metagaming💀

what was the info he even shared

that he has a bad history w him

therefore we all should vote him

💀

let's fucking gaur

can't have my 2 #1s targeting each other

david buddy

slow down savannah

ok

crisis averted

lmfao

this is so dysfunctional

FIVE HOPS THIS TIME

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-wooper-pokemon-tantrum-gif-14284483830619838434

thats only 2 😂 silly wooper

wooper is NOT winning individual immunity

be nice

tell wooper to get good🤣🤣🤣

kebab

u infected me i j napped for an hr

stop pls

welcome back harmony i missed you

u prob needed it

i did

good luck w challenge results and tribal hopefully ur immuneeee

i most definitely am not

but thank u

literally just ignore me then ok i hate you too bro

loser

dropping out of orgchives too

screw peanuts and screw you but csl can stay

speak ur truth fish

mmmmhm

mind u, i was actually trying w the challenge🗿

whjere's this coming from

ohmdid he release the results

as we speak!

god damn bro

he is just shitting on all of you

how are these people doing this

🗿

LOOK AT YOU

LOL

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

ok that gif did not match the tone I thought u had

that's good

i like to keep em on their toes

twinkletoes

So close

This is kebab conf not fishpog conf

the immediate bigmoveitis😭 😭 😭

bro let the power get to his head

he doesn’t know i had to just bust my ass to save him from being on the chopping block💀

(pre-immunity, that is)

bro

time to pull the bedtime card

u deal w this

i’ll deal w it

go get some rest

hi fishpog i missed u too

NO i am forcing myself to not talk

dont speak to me here

oh robynn why are we being like this😭

girlie does not trust me at all

i thought we moved past this💔

In an ideal world, who would go here this tribal out of the non-immune options?

By your choice

and why

IDEAL

cameron

for the reasons listed here

however

i am no fool

n i am not diagnosed w bigmoveitis

there is no need to make a huge target of myself

by pushing a difficult vote round 1

ofc ofc you are taking caution I can tell

i am perfectly content w a faith vote

Do you have faith that it’ll work out?

YOU are the cornball

idk that was pretty bad

i might have to give you a timeout harmon

pls do

i already worry i am doing a lil too much

i will def need to have a dip in activity somewhat soon

those social challenge results, whilst flattering, are mildly concerning

it is strategic harmony

strategy schmategy

u wouldn’t understand…

oh

ok

hey wait...

what do we think friends 🤔

i will sleep soon!

i dont know who you are i just thought the website ui was cool

what do u like about it

well it has a little map there at the bottom

they have a nice little logo too

i like that they included the long name

i feel seen

n represented

i like that too

although it would be a lot better if it was something like

we all know tbis isnt true bro

😭🙏

this

must u always bring negativity into this space

idk i don’t think i like that ui as much

nice try tho ig

it is more accurate though no?

um

it’s more creative!

mhm..

i can see graphic design is ur passion

don’t ever let that die out

oh can you 😂

have you seen my beautiful embeds for this gorgeous bot we have

!premerge-idol

hello my friend 👋 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀! 🎮🎄🚀

gonna be real i don’t even know what embeds means

its like

let me edit this message to generate one hi

!merry-christmas

kebab i believe in u

to go to sleep

like that!

and to win this org

u are the best!

bringing positivity here dont mind me

harmony would you shut up?

oh that looks wonderful fish

CONCERNED FROGE

OH MY GOD

you have the thing too

i have everything

uhm..

that is very inappropriate.

get to bed.

she’s prepping for ur dance challenge

let the girl rehearse in peace

i dont see her being a castaway???? i dont care if she does it or not

????

dont you question mark x4 me.

who's this?

me

then who is in your profile picture

my alter ego

interesting...

the prosthetics artist does a fantastic job

🍢

🍢

🍢

Go to sleeeeep kebab

u ruined the chain

i’m going to curse u in my sleep tonight

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

i’m coding dont pls

should’ve thought of that before u ruined everything

I never ruin

I only inspire

Kebab, can we get some Wuwa content in the conf. it’s lacking.

bro i’ve missed dailies for the past 2 days i’m distraught

bro do them rn dafuq??

i can’t the deadline passed

the deadline is at 4am my time

wow

i mean wow

u think wuwa is j a game? that its ok to miss dailies?

i too am disappointed w myself

mind u, i’m paying for a damn lunite subscription

n i’m forgetting to log in

wow

are u gonna sit there and CRY abt it or are u gonna be the change u wanna see…

i can’t go back in time harmony

speaking of time

bed time!

it's only right to push to 5 at this point

ur a bad influence, u know that.

this is irresponsible hosting

some may call me this

😅

anything to get more confessionals 😆

good night kebab sleep well 🫶

(in 6 minutes)

my confs have been plenty well fed

if u eat too much at night it will give u indigestion

you're very correct

thank u!

probably

i dont know what indigestion means

idk like heartburn or something

once again

not a medical professional

genius

might aswell be

https://tenor.com/view/mogger-mind-moggermind-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B3-%D0%BC%D1%8C%D1%8E%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B3-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B3-%D0%BC%D1%8C%D1%8E%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B3-gif-16212916096529261739

big ass forehead

it’s gotta be capable of fitting my cranium in there

w all that knowledge that i know

well i dont think they vary in size so probably..

???

are u calling me a peabrain

no im saying that i dont know why your cranium wouldnt fit where his cranium goes.

fishpog let her sleep pls

shocking discoveries being made

no that forehead was made to measure for my exceptionally large sized brain

60 seconds

charge ur phone

or put it on low power

every day is a school day!

but its all the way across my rooooooommmmm

so what

i walk 10 miles everyday for classes

im tooo tireedddddd

u can walk across ur room

u do not

this is fake news

hickory dickory dock

the clock strikes 12

good night kebab its 12

the mouse went up the clock

the mouse does something

aka 5am

the kebab fell asleep

mind yoj this is the queen who said she needs to fix her sleep schedule…

99 pings 😭💀

a girl can dream

kebab ^^^

omg my opportunity

gc ass sticker

THIS IS THE WRONG STICKER

oh i see.

night night kebab!

close enough

we will have to wait until morning

goodnight harmony

goodnight fish

oh so i dont get a goodnight???

k

goodnight fio

it was only bc they were actively keeping me up at the time!

AHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE!!!!!!!

i actively host all the time

haemony will be furious

i deserve a goodnight more than any of these goons

what the hay

this was meant negatively

but yes

and now youre being negative to my son again

unreal

🙄

everyone’s for free speech till it’s a woman’s turn to speak ig…

yup

wish we could turn back tiiime

😦

that's my father alright

those were not the good old days

TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAYS

nepo baby.

kebab strike 1.

cash she kinda ate u up with that one i cant even lie

LOL

DONT TAKE HER SIDE

oh im #teamfishpog but objectively the nepobaby callout was a good shot

how will u respond..

2 years too late buddy

goodnight

right before bed is crazy

im pulling an all nighter i have

so much hw to catch up on lol

YOU GO SLEEP THOUGH

that is a horrific idea

why do the british stay up so damn late

godspeed brave soldier

what is wrong with you

im full of them

idk i can’t even defend this one

no sugarcoat

go to slerp

sleep

guys can u like give me a curfew

LMFAOOO

can u time me out after a certain time

a curfew is crazy

wait

thats genius

@-fishpog | {S1; S6} can u program it

with the bot

LOL YES

LMFAAOOO

thank u lmfaooo im dead serious

if fishpog can code it to where i dont have to manually remove ur role every night

then ya

get hacking into the mainframe then fish

i can just make fiovivor botgive her a timeout for an hour or 2

ooooooouuughhhh i could really go for that tomorrowwww 😅😅

or that ok

we need to bypass the system database

quick, hand me the entry code PIN!

erm

stat!

sudo systemctl status fiovivor-bot.service

i will do the responsible thing n encourage u to sleep at a reasonable time tonight

it can wait till tomorrow ofc

some of us can keep track of our own sleep thank you

no need to parent

u say this but go running to daddy rather often…

i mean what

you really got me there

who said that

u walked into that one tbf

oh my god

no more messages

im closing the app now

goodnight all n any who read this

Good night kebab

…again

Saddest thing ive ever seen

curfew in orgs

😭🙏

Rise and shine have a lovely day

This is kebab conf not harmony conf

what a miserable sleep schedule

wow

https://tenor.com/view/sad-little-life-jane-gif-15998005529753407744

good evening

good evening

i just took a nap

a 15 hour one!

i wish!

How was your nap queen

how many sheep did you count

that's classified.

the nap was great tho

is he being fr lmfao

at the 1st tribal is crazy😭 😭 😭 😭

holy overplaying

at least we get multiple this time!

https://tenor.com/view/no-war-in-ba-sing-se-avatar-earth-village-gif-25923233

So how do we feel

Is this outcome good bad meh or fiddlesticks

i kinda knew it was gonna be between forrest or david

bc luis was pitching them to me last night anyway

i think this outcome is still fine

not wonderful for me

but ok

keep fighting!!

“Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent”
- Calvin Coolidge

i started doing trust rankings last night so i'm gonna finish them as if it were from pre-tribal perspective

just pretend i posted it above the banner

trust rankings:

1. bazz - my clear #1 as of rn, we've bonded a lot, we’re in an alliance together n he’s v receptive to planning stuff 1-1 between us first, has explicitly said he wants to go far together n i have full trust in him for the time being
2. luis - my second #1, my hidden mistress, my forbidden lover he is a more polarising presence on the tribe so us having gotten along well is a risky endeavour fs, but also means he seems to value our relationship more as a result of being able to trust less people
3. david - wasn't a huge fan of how he said he was planning on pushing luis regardless of even giving anyone a heads up or consulting the alliance but he's also been v forthcoming in wanting to work together so i have faith he doesn't plan on breaking that any time soon at least
4. forrest - we've had some really good chats n we're allied together, but i know forrest has more potential options to work w n pre-connections than david so i am aware she may not need/value me as much as i do her
5. khana - mildly inactive but i don't think he has any reason to vote me, we get along well n there's a clear n obvious option to work together although it hasn't been tapped into yet
6. wyatt - we are friendly in 1-1s n lowkey just trolling LMAO i think we are on fairly good terms n there's also v strong potential to work together here through luis
7. robynn - as sad as it is, i really get the impression she doesn't trust me however ik i'm an easy option for her to work w given our past history so i don't think it'd be particularly wise for her to vote me out this early over someone she has more difficulty connecting w
8. fuggles - i acc had a lovely chat w fuggles last night n acc got to know him more, the only reason he's down here is bc the people above i'm either directly or indirectly allied w n they have a higher incentive to keep me n work w me, but i'm not on bad terms w fuggles by any means
9. faith - i really struggle to get convo going w faith, if i am lucky i get a 5 word response, no questions asked in return the only reason she's above cameron is bc i keep getting hit w the "babes" "diva" "icon" "queen" so i assume she would not want to vote out a fellow girlie n use that angle to work together
10. cameron - engaging to chat w n seems v social, but i am aware of the fact that i have invested less time n energy w him so i am probably low on his TRs as a result (the consequences of my own actions!), has the least incentive out of everyone to keep me rn imo

now this new alliance w fuggles n robynn

ig is a good thing

in terms of improving my relationships w people i had low on my TRs

so i'm def in a more secure position now

i just wonder how artificial this trust is

but i'm v glad bazz is here w me

n i have someone else to straddle middle position w

if we were to go back to tribal, i can't vote luis, wyatt or faith for fear or burning whatever the 2 remaining are

it also wouldn't be wise to vote fuggles or robynn this early

bazz is an obv no

that leaves khana, cameron or forrest

my preference would be to keep khana

but between the other 2 i don't really mind

i'm not super attached to the retirement home now that david's gone tbh

logically, voting cameron here would be best

but i wouldn't really push back on a forrest vote either

this fuckass command was prob the actual idol LMAO

i'm getting ragebaited by a website

good evening kebab nation

*kebab kingdom

??

you british weirdos always gotta be royal

NATION

ur banished from the kingdom

does no-one care for alliteration anymore

ello kebab

how is your night going

it is going!

i just spent a shameful amount of time idol hunting

DUDE

HARMONY WOULD LOVE THAT IDOL HUNT

harmony would be the sweatiest at it

i literallg don’t idol hunt

literally what i was thinking as i was doing it

no fr u would love it

bruh

can u go try it

for fun

no i have to go study the worst case time complexity for quick sort

loser

boooooo

i highly doubt id enjoy an idol hunt

u would

Lemme ask pogfish tho what it is

this one is right up ur street

jnless its score above 50 in flappy copter

wait cant u just tell me

what it is ufound it lmfao

i don't wanna spoil it

i did not find it lmao

there was no chance

bro i am not activelt spectating anything besides ur thoughts

there u go

context

ive already looked at his website

and i think i criticized his github

what the hell

fish u have a hater

constructive criticism

coders gotta look out for each other

and speaking of

recurrence relations call to me

i must dig down buh bye

oh these people acc managed to complete it...LMAO

no need to side eye hes true

he bullied me bc i didnt know what a frontend and a backend was

OH I DO LIKE THIS

other than taht thbo

seeee

U RLY HAVE THEM LOOKING AT THAT

THATS SO COOL

yup yup

mfw i dont even know how to do shit for those anymore and theres a chance i could get a product engineering internship soon…

i dont think ill ever be making an idol hunt again

are death threats a green flag or a red flag

green, according to kebab

?

green if targeted towards harmony

red for all else

most else

GREEEEN BEANNNNN

https://tenor.com/view/aburt-green-giant-green-shot-green-basketball-gif-5184363724668609182

GREEEN MFFF

these pokemon are UGLY

lets consult fiovivor bot to know what youre talking about shall we

!ugly-pokemon

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https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-los-angeles-lakers-lakers-dunk-gif-16216227

now ur just abusing ur coding privileges

ive made like 12 custom commands for jokes at this point

!idol-for-kebab

not enough it seems

that would be a real joke wouldnt it 😂

i'm not laughing.

icl I should’ve picked gothorita for my fav pokemon

i just remembered she exists

https://tenor.com/view/gothorita-gothoritapokemon-gothoritapok%C3%A9mon-pok%C3%A9mongothorita-pokemon-gif-17438722666914210190

https://tenor.com/view/sturdy-drill-dance-gif-8804104646857519651

LMFAOOOOO

clocked

https://tenor.com/view/sturdy-drill-dance-gif-8804104646857519651

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-sturdy-reemknocks-sturdy-dance-gif-1028531132104781916

im lauging so hard

LMAO

he’s so angular w it

who up 3 in the morjing hitting the Zesty Sturdy

real ones are‼️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

thats why you plastic

life in plastic

is fantastic

i’m a barbie girl

in a barbie worlddd

hi kebab

i’m about to be quarantined

this is exciting

idk do we think it wasn’t good?

#ignored

hi harmony

too late

youre damn rigyt it is

yea thank god she’s locked out

right

she can fjnally sleep

its time you and me took over this confessional for good

dont you agree

no

wtf

i j want kebab to get sleep!

CLOSE YOUR SISCORD APP!!!!!!

we experienced a technological breakthrough last night

this is the reckoning of a new age

one of discipline

n order

it's alive

“it” is criminal

are you turning yourself in

what did you do

no i’m fighting the law

they’ll never catch me

guilty only of stealing too many people’s hearts

lover girl problems

just found out that kuromi is from hello kitty

oh no she isnt

it just says that?

anyway

wtf my mom have in her car

@-Kebab | {S8; S10} is kuromi one of the friends

she is!

she's from the same company that made hello kitty, sanrio

ur mum knows ball

she has incredible taste

yeah google says so

did u doubt me

so it’s just been edgy hello kitty the whole time ???

are they from the same universe

are they ever together

right lol

no!! kuromi is her own separate being 💔

from the same universe

but idt there's much cross over between kuromi n hello kitty

it's mainly w my melody

they seem to have different artstyles

sort of

look at you watching kids shows like a loser

kuromi could do what hello kitty does but hello kitty could never do what kuromi does

yep

thats true

simmer down wooper

sorry...

we'll settle this debate someday

and wooper will win it

wooper > kuromi and its kinda close but not really

ur maths is a little off

but that's ok

are you serious

do you know how awful of a person you have to be to make fun of the math capabilities of someone younger than you

this is like if i went up to a 5 year old and i was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING 2+2 RIGHT NOW

wow...sounds like someone can't take constructive criticism...

all bc i want u to be better, fish

is that really so bad? to want the best for u?

the discussion about math has inspired me to reach out and ask for help with my studies.

can u send a pic as an example

it may or may not be beyond my capabilities

but i will try if i can

bro what math are you doing

which of these are you having trouble answering

i can attempt to explain but it would prob have to be by vn (no guarantee some of these answers will be correct🗿)

i can do it in like 30 mins or so

the volume one

that shit makes no sense dawg

supposedly basic math

do u have the answers

for that one is it 480cm^3

if yes then i can explain

if no then

ignore me lmfao

What about for this math problem?

Give me a vn for this thanks

🤓

there's ur answer

Not a vn idiot

i answered ur question

it didn't need a vn

U didnt pinhead

sorry thats mean but thats a SpongeBob insult

literally did

ur an insult to spongebob

Kebab will u be in attendance for a JID conceet during his tour

where is the tour

us and canada

then no

lame

u a lame

FML

at a restaurant rn set my phone on the table and my mom looked at it

who's harmony?

A legend

WHATEVER

An inspiration

it's a good question

i said HARMONYS MY FRIEND!

The man who will prove p = np

and solve the traveling salesman problem with an algorithm in polynomial time

WE BOTH GOING HARMY

catch me SCREAMING ciara's verse on sk8

Six sevennn

does kebab listen to rap msuci

she does!

kebab seems like anything but a rap fan that's crazy

who's your favourite artist

https://tenor.com/view/cench-central-cee-money-gif-15911299590581014298

is it really him

morad

no it is not cench

who tf cench

central cee

= cench

we get it you know spanish

this is ridiculous

is it

who's ur fav

omfg 😭😭😭😭

mf doom ❤️

wrong answer.

why?

playboi bingi was the correct one

nono

remember all caps

https://tenor.com/view/granudogif-gif-20547656

shut up man

i dont even listwn to doom bruh

bits used to be that kind of nerd

nothing wrong w that

theres nothing wrong with it its jusr annoying and dumb

erm actually ALL CAPS please and thank yoi 🤓☝️

he just can't help himself sometimes

it's a real problem

let's be nice to hammy

u just called him annoying n dumb

💀

well yes but once we start ganging up on him i feel bad

so i have to suggest that we should be nice

ok i'll go back to sitting on the bench

(

?

off the pitch

a substitute

gibberish

idk sports terminology

i tried

sportsball! 😅

go blue team! 😄

get that homegoal!

😭😭😭

Correct terms for soccer

idk what that is

i only know football

*football

crazy how i said that unironically but youre one of them

i mean ironically

no un

soccer was a term created by the british

source?

https://time.com/5335799/soccer-word-origin-england/

to remind u of ur place

unworthy of playing the same sport

i literally watch the premier league more than u

😭😭😭

#wannabe

ok this challenge is for tribal immunity not individual

so let me at least somewhat try

summarize that shit for me like chat gpt except its by you (a human)

tm work yo

😭✌️

LMAOOO @fortnitefred2005 {S4}

i hope i didnt just leak a twist that isnt out yet

no u did not

when you initially posted this shit i was laughing so hard

Got it — here's your long message summarized in Fortnite terms so it's easier to digest:

is any of that info even accurate at all 😭

my guess is as good as yours

i didnt listen either

fiovivor is high quality and well managed

that challenge was

horrific

not only did i barely have any pokemon knowledge

but some of the answers were not even on the list of pokemon trainers page💀

i'm traumatised

we're def going to tribal

REAL!

well

at least i wasn’t the worst💀

ok luis is really mad at forrest for taking so long but like…in another world I could’ve EASILY taken as long as her ngl😭

pls fiovivor have mercy n give me challenges i can acc do decent on💔

girl its a pokemon theme and ur bitching abt pokemon challenges

bfr

nono no issue w the theming, just didn’t expect it to revolve around pre-requisite knowledge

you had a wrong turn when you took me seriously

😔

never take me seriously ever

noted

mind if i listen along

ofc

omg im crying what are we bumping

do u need me to do anything

LOL

this is some club music

welcome to the kebab cabana

the kebana, if u will

loving it here

k wait this isnt okay listening along on discordy is broken make a jam for me

i will make u a playlist

?!

I’ll add 3 songs per playlist

not per playlist

per episode

however long I live is how long the playlist is

n the songs I pick per episode will be reflective of what I thought of u that episode

oh...

ok

or not ig

no no

im ready

try to keep them english if you can help it

careful, ur maga is showing…

u get the playlist when I die n get voted out

not u exposing me

okay...

@-fishpog | {S1; S6} did u hear the advert as well

lmfao

no Spotify premium here

oh you poor thing i'm so sorry to hear that

oh nvm bro stopped listening anyway

no your spotify is being really weird so like once youve finished listening to a song thats when it plays for me

so i gave up

oh

i mean i told u to.

idk what that is about

and u didnt listen.

oh i did not understand

yeah no not that kind of jam 😭

i’m on mobile mb😭

oh wait

to start a jam u must be a premium user

🗿

are you kidding me

wow

classist

dont be like that

here canm you join this https://spotify.link/fCRkB4IeIXb

i know you can add stuff to the queue

well im 99% sure you can anyway

LOL

will it doxx me if i join

Yea jams do

They show ur profile

i mean it will show your profile

Remember i asked u way back

those r the ones she doesnt do fish

💀

yea playlist it is💔

tsk tsk

If u add songs to a playlist doesnt it also show u on there

yeahhh

can’t u share them anon

ur not getting out of this i will be finding your profile

playlist OR jam

its ok u can stay private

😦

yea idk LOL

I’ll figure it out closer to the time

Kebab if u tell me the songs ill make it for u

that may be the move

thanks harmony

sounds good

no problemo

icl this is a new territory for me

genuinely doing so badly in challenges that people worry that u are a liability to winning tribe immunity LMFAO

this is v humbling

this is so ominous

oh my god

!gotobed

!gotobed

i think i need to just come to terms w the fact

that luis types weird

n in a v unsettling way

like u

dont mute me

ur curfews almost here

oh it is here LMAO

😂😂😂😂

Good morning kebab

How are you navigating tribal?

!goodmorning

!outofbed

i am attempting to navigate this tribal by not pissing off either side that i am aligned w

forrest is technically a 3rd side that i am allied w, but that one kinda died w david

so it’s still not 100% optimal for me, but it’s fine enough that i’m just gonna go w it

what’s more important than pushing to get MY ideal target is making sure that the vote doesn’t seriously burn anyone n that i’m on decent enough terms w everyone in case a swap happens at f18

we could (🤣) win the next challenge so can’t rely on cleaning up any aftermath w another tribal

Sounds like a good plan!

If you don’t mind me asking what are the sides

faith+wyatt+luis - the obvious 3 from last tribal

robynn+fuggles (+khana?) - that duo for sure n i am lowkey assuming khana gets grouped w them bc of their pre-connection n that fact that he has been generally inactive otherwise

me+bazz - are in between n connected to both of these

cameron - just there idk not really sure😭

forrest - also there, tho technically me+bazz are allied w her

does this mean wee little kebabs in that middle position? Slay

of course she is!

Kebab Fun Fact: She knows how to speak both Spanish and Catalan!

mamacita

what is catalan

and some french

i didn’t even know what that is

language in catalonia which is like the region where Barcelona is and that wants sovereignty

bonjour mes amis 😅

Au revoir les enfants

bro think its opposite day 🤣🙂‍↔️

we had to study this film for A-level

i literally remember nothing about it

4/10

p boring

I watched it for honors iv

but we didnt study that it was for fun we studied entre les murs

bonjour!!

no need to apologize harm

😦

i’m getting subtweeted in my own conf

omg WHY do you know that term

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

i know what you are

u weren’t around to experience peak keyboard warrior kebab

she’s since mellowed over the years

no verified status tho…

🥱