#7th-corny-likes-beer

 Hey everybody, welcome back. Corny here. I just got out of the shower. Gonna do something and... I will be doing the challenge. I will say this. Puzzles are easily not my strong point. Like, it's the total opposite of that, so I'm a bit afraid, but you know. We can work something out.

 What the actual heck? I want immunity.

 Hey, what's going on everybody? It's been a while since I made one of these, but yeah, I'm back Work fucked me in the ass for like two days, but now I am doing perfectly well Okay, so tribe swap It's going pretty good to be honest like I mean, I don't think I'm like the alpha top male or whatever Whatever you call it like top top dog, but I think I'm in a good position nonetheless I mean, I have my partner Mike and I'm getting along with everybody Greg is cool. He is cool wall is cool Dino is cool. I mean, yeah, it's going pretty well for me in on the so to say

 Alright, so I'm on VC, so I'm hoping the mic works when I do the voice messages.

 why did they all add the freaking transcribing thing and the confessionals they are dreadful

 hey everybody what's going on your boy corny chicken soup is back at it again with another confessional it's been a while flabby copter sucks fuck that shit it's the most Israeli it's the most Israeli challenge an orc producer can ever put out in their orc

 Now, that being said, that was all with respect and love, because I love the Feofyre production team, and this is not me glazing.

 Especially Kristen, because she is the goat.

 Anyways, Tribal, pretty interesting to say the least. My name has been brought up by the wonderful person named RLime, who wasn't really that active to be honest, in my personal opinion, so he should definitely get the boot next. I already placed my vote for him and I hope things work out.

 How about we transition to the next segment, which I would like to call Corny's Opinions on Everybody!

 Okay, let's start off with my boy Michael the Ramp, obviously me and him are gonna, we are the Ryder Dice for sure, here. By proxy, we have to get far together in this game, what do you all expect from a blood versus water season, if that's not the case.

 And then I have my my most trusted as like faz and then it's like Dino and wall And then it's like gray and Katie and then it's like at the bottom It's our lime and like above it's like above it was like exo Which like I do think I'm a bit skeptical about exo Because from the way, I've heard about things. He is a bit wishy-washy No hard feelings for these people. They are all great. This is just a game You know, I don't want any any blood in our in my hands Yeah, but if you if you piss me off there's gonna be a bloodbath unfortunately

 Okay, hold on. Anyways, Viva Viva members and Viva Viva staff, how's everybody's day going? Anybody wanna chat? Because I'm just feeling bored as shit, man.

 Testing, testing, one, two, three.

 Okay, so I'm gonna have to tell my plan right now because I am too lazy to write at the moment, but okay, so this tribe thought this is very interesting because you would think that I would go with Sin and Matteo and work with them, but no, no, no, no, no. There's something about Sin that I don't trust, to be honest. And I mean, Fast has already spoken about it to me that Sin wants to get me and her out and me and him out. So yeah, I am still keeping with my first swap tribe. I'm gonna go with Axel and Katie for the time being. So my plan so far is, I'm gonna have to, if our tribe loses and Mike's team wins and they have to decide somebody to go to rehab from our tribe, I'm gonna tell Mike to tell Dino and Vol to vote for speed. So he can go to rehab. So that will leave G2 and then Sin goes out because I think they do have power in this game and they are threat. And I know it's pretty airy, but I do believe what Fast says. I do believe what Axel says, you know, that's how it is. So yeah, that's basically my plan for now.

 Anyways, I'm at the mall, so I have to be quiet, but it's time for the edition of corny song of the day.

 Hey everybody, what's going on? Cornish Chicken Soup here and welcome back to another Voice Confessional. Okay, so let's just get it out of the way. I'm hoping we can lose this challenge and I hope that no one sends, I mean, I do mean no one sends us into rehab. Again, I guess that will be their third time going there. At that point you just you just change your rehab channel to the Synth Shack like they did with Sugar in Gabon. Yeah, that's really the plan for today. It's a bit sneaky. I suspect they're working very hard with Virgo. I think they could run this game and this is not me being like a gamebot freak. It's just the way I perceive that. I mean they just stay in the VCs for a long time. That's what I've been thinking of and I'm just in a better position with Katie and Axel.

 what's up fewviver gang what's up corn squad welcome back to another voice confessional I'm scared I'm scared shitless I don't know how this tribal is gonna end up I never experienced a joint tribal before in any orgs this is some scary shit man you may never know especially considering the fact that I don't know any almost most of the people under producers tribe you know like a bit a bit of paranoia you know has to be included

 So far though, I'm getting along with Ghost pretty much well, so that's a plus and the plan is apparently to get Sin out if they are lucky.

 Why does everybody keep calling my name out of a tribal? Just let me live in peace!

 Sin sin sin sin sin I know what your game is I know what your game is You're not gonna fool me like that

 It looks like it's full on war.

 I'm so bored. Can we just get tribal over with?

 Hello, Feel Fibers Squad, what's going on? Welcome back to another, another voice confessional from the one and only Courtney Chicken Soup. And all I'm gonna say is, um, all I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get it up. And every time I step up in the building, everybody's hands go up and they stay there. Oh, fuck them. No, no, that was awful.

 Okay, I'm glad that photo worked out. Sin was a pretty cool person, but I was gonna go home. I had no other choice, respectfully, of course, Sin. I hope we can be friends after this.

 This is the best I can do. I apologize to the people around me for having to witness this awful drawing of what is supposed to be a video game console. That was my only big achievement in that whole game until I crashed, my internet crashed and I couldn't help my tribe. Once again, corny chocolate sucks at challenges. And I do kind of feel a bit bad, not gonna lie. I should be more productive and help more. I try, I try my best guys, I have no idea. I came into this orc proving that I want to win. I came to this orc proving that I am not a bad orc player in general and just to have fun and I am having fun, I like all these people. But I am starting to self doubt myself a bit. Would it really be a redemption I keep going this way? I don't know, we have to see. But in good news, merge! I made it to the merge!

 I don't feel alive for a squat, I don't feel human beings I was an active VC and Mike's stripe is in a bit of a sticky situation Hopefully that shit is gonna turn out for the best Hoping nothing bad happens on our side

 Many men wished that upon me, Blood in my eyes, I can't see.

 What's up, Seal Viper Squad? What's up, Venom Corp?

 Merge is on point, people! Yeah, I'm just waiting for questions, confessional questions. Yeah, merge time, and this is not going to be an easy ride, let me tell you.

 I have heard a lot of shit, I have heard a lot of stuff, um, this is gonna be tough, this is gonna be tough, I don't wanna break anybody's hearts, oh man, I'm getting a lot of stuff, information already and it hasn't been a break, oh man, please, oh, you know what, I should probably, wouldn't worry about this that much, because I know the marriage vote is, the next vote is not gonna be easy, it's definitely not gonna be easy.

 I have connected with these people so much. I have connected with almost everybody besides Riley and even then we are we are important to each other pretty well. It's gonna be it's gonna be a pain in the neck folding some uh some of these people out. I have to think about this if I mean at the end of the day it's just a game right on. You know what people I'm gonna I'm gonna drink some I'm gonna drink some chocolate to make myself feel better.

 Okay, I haven't heard jack shit from anybody so far. I think I'm a bit, I'm way too paranoid for this, but like, how could I not be? I'm just waiting for some results, you know?

 Mike told me that he has some plans and if anything happens to him, I'll respect his decision and whatnot. I'm still going to keep fighting to stay in this game. Out of respect for the integrity I have, out of respect for FioViver because I love this game. I think everybody's amazing. I've had a fun time. I don't want this negative stuff to ruin my positive experience. I'm hoping everything turns out alright and not bad. Today is not everybody's day.

 Okay, so I talked to Sol, but specifically, I talked to him about the tribal. I did not mention the situation that happened, because I don't want that drama to escalate even more. I told him specifically we had to like, I still chat, you know? Like a full ad-actors, a full chat, that I...

 okay sorry I just blinked for a second I told him that I cannot turn on mic I cannot I cannot vote against him you know what I'm saying and he surprisingly took it like a positive way and he understand that like this is like a blood-versus-water season what what does that question about my insurgency it's like simple like what we know

 fucking hell another walk oh man cross I wish you all the best you seem like a pretty good guy it's I just it's kind of insane oh mm-hmm huge huge respect though and yeah

 hey everybody um i have to be quiet for a bit but um i just wanted to you know um stay safe um everybody and everybody's going through hard times um especially with the environmental state this world is going it's like going through you know um i don't know if it just happened um i'm doing fine i always wake up with a smile you know um i'm just hoping everything will be okay for everybody um that's all i'm gonna have to say for now um yeah i love y'all

 hey everybody i hope everybody's having a nice day um i'm gonna start the challenge um i guess things have come better now on mike's side of things i'm just hoping that nothing really happens like awful awful stuff i by the way my voice is raspy because i just woke up so horrible yeah

 freaking hell man I don't know what to do at this point everybody's in a sour mood I hear walking I hear this shit and I I just lose my fucking temper guys why are we doing this people people we had it so good I don't understand why everybody's back in a bad mood come on Mike Mike come on we have to we have to at least survive this all please please I've heard that ex that soul talk about me being a floater and now fair go and fey hate my guts I don't know what to fucking do I I I don't wanna quit but fucking hell is there any hope is there actually any hope anymore is there actually any hope I get I get too cranked up for this shit I'm sorry y'all

 Okay, corny, deep red. You're gonna make it. Hopefully. If not, then who really gives a fuck. You tried your damn hardest. I'm sorry, everybody. I... I'm just an idiot.

 hey fio5er squad what's going on hope you're having a blessed day we really needed this kindness challenge and I am happy that everybody's participating in this this is actually so freaking awesome

 I am so hoping that everybody is gonna be pretty friendly about this. I freaking hope... I'm freaking drunk, give me one moment.

 Like, talking to me about how I'm so apology, is making him cry, fucking hell man, I'm almost about to shed a tear too, this is good, this is a good sign, fuck the game, if it doesn't mean that everybody is getting along, yeah.

 Oh, man. Oh, man. I am so fucking relieved about this challenge. Everybody needed this. We need to boost our morale. So none of this, this whole drama needs to succeed. You know, I am glad that the power of kindness has saved this. Well, I'm hoping that it saves us from having too much conflict in the future. Mike calmed down a bit. At least he said he is in peace with Sol's apology. I am hoping that this is a positive for everybody. I am very happy.

 Oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

 Oh my fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuckity god Oh my fucking flippity fuck fuck fuck fuck or something god Holy shit

 There, break your times, come on.

 What's going on feel five very gay Where all my people have man, we are doing so fantastic today Yeah, um, very cool control of a very good cocktail that's tribal and I'm feeling like It's very bittersweet. Um I don't think I I will get this jury vote and this May be a final two with med tail Otherwise, i'm hooked with him on that so I can I can please him which is probably not going to happen anyway um Kind of a loss of confidence when he said that I am like fake, you know I don't like I don't think I am fake at least Uh, at least I don't try to be um I don't know we we shall see. Um, I don't know how All these merge tribes are so weird. I just I have to point that out um As for the next vote, I am thinking um Dino, no, she's a target. So um She might use the idol at this point, um Unless we unless she can Have her idol flushed out And maybe riley is gonna get voted out Or some shit. Um Soul is our only chance and hope um I am I don't know. I don't know. I'm drunk. I've I'm wasted I don't I don't like playing the game someone else helped me Uh, I had like two I had like two jackie like two um What do you say how do you say tools in english I had two cans of um jack daniels, I'm fucking Oh, yeah, I'm fucking all over the face right now Oh, yeah

 Fuck. Fuck. Oh, man. What am I gonna do?

 I am perfectly honest, I don't know what my head is in this game, I just don't know. Am I, am I just a blind idiot that follows people, or am I just too naive? What the fuck, that's like the same fucking thing, why am I not thinking straight? Why the fuck am I not thinking straight?

 You know so told me that's Bible I To get my Game, that's all my mind make this smooth That's gonna be hard but um, I'm gonna have to get This is my only shot, um, I feel stupid But I had no other choice And let me go rocks and I've got no very cool one of the people I'm not good with In this game at least I'm hoping very cool. Please don't come with my eyes. Please don't come to my house It's not gonna matter it's fine at least I'm happy It won't matter info. Maybe Okay, but very cool is gone. I am a I'm very happy with that. Oh I'm I think it's my own shot. I'm taking up for Love this they are amazing people Oh It's gonna be tough and you've said yourself this game You have to make moves For you and if I don't make the right You want to be a lot and you? You Are if it is It's gonna be a tough home Like you said

 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I don't know anymore, I am scared shitless, fucking hell, I am fucking losing my mind, or extreme you like the fucking extreme you like the fucking grape turning into a raisin, what am I gonna do?

 oops what am i done what am i what am i what am i done fuck mike please mike please forgive me please i had to she is dangerous this is not this is not a fucking this is not fucking it's not a fucking easy option we have i don't know what have i done mike please mike

 I cannot fix her bullshit anymore. I'm fucking up everybody. I'm fucking up everybody if I fuck up I fuck up one person. I don't want this anymore. I don't want this anymore

 This game, you know, it gets you to a point where you just make a fool out of yourself. I don't want to be a fool. I don't want to be the other fool. I get myself up in these situations. I always go back and say, I need to step up, and what I had to do, I end up crawling in a ball, crying like a little bitch, because I cannot handle all of the repercussions from it and the consequences of what it means to do these decisions. I am very scared, Mike. If you see this after the season, I just want to let you know I am deeply apologizing for making your game. I don't know, I'm fucking tearing up, and I feel fucking bad.

 Katie, so you guys know how to manipulate the fuck up of people. I fucking respect that if it gets y'all in the game. Fucking love talking to you, spending time with you. But now it's game time. Now I have to forgive my- No, Mike has to forgive. I'm hoping Mike forgives me. I need to step up, so I need to stop cowering in the fucking corner each time when I- When this shit happens, I am- I always do this. I just step up and say, no, I need to do what is correct. And I think this is the perfect time to do it. Mods, I'm sorry, if y'all go through this bullshit, I know it's very tough. I'm trying to make the situation better.

 I really need a confidence boost in myself.

 I love Edge of Extinction. I love All Stars. I don't care. I'm not picking any fucking niche ass picks. Kageon, Heroes with Villains, like they're great, sure. But if I'm going for my favorite season, I'm not going no niche picks at all. I'm gonna say what what I love, why I love it, and it's gonna be out of the box. All Stars and Edge of Extinction for the win.

 Me plus I'm cool and I like beer. Yee-haw!